Thursday, 31 December 2015

Happy New Year!!!

All the best for 2016 y'all!! Will post more later, just wanna make sure I catch the east coasties. Lurve yous!


New website new year, whut whut!

BRR American Horror Story:Hotel S5:E4 Devil's Night



So, Richard Ramirez walks into the Hotel Cortez and signs in. Yep, you read that right.  

Wednesday, 30 December 2015

Golden Globes Nominations - Closer Look

The Golden Globes are coming up on Sunday the 10th of January, and we will be watching together right here on Bookie!  Hope you can join us for some comedy gold and witty banter.  And that's just us! Not to mention this guy . . .



But, first! Edumaction!  Let's learn who our nominees are, and sneak a peek at the shows they have been nominated for.  Some we have seen, some maybe not as yet!

BRR American Horror Story:Hotel Recap S5:E3 Mommy



Tristan is back at Mr March’s place and he knows that he’s the most famous serial killer of all time. He tells him that he googled him and March says “That sounds obscene.”  Hahaha.  Tristan then tells him he was right, killing *is* awesome and he wants a “High Five”. March looks at him like he’s nuts and says, “Gooooood” in that voice of his.  

BRR Vanderpump Rules Recap S4:E9 What Happened In Vegas

Our beloved Becks is oot with holidays and fam and all that fun stuff, you're stuck with me again, hosers!

Apparently they went to Vegas last week? Or something? Let's find out!

Beckymae Recaps Vanderpump Rules S4:E8 Dirty Thirty



Thank the GODS! This week's drama is all about my fave, Ariana-Daria, although I am reluctant to believe she is as high maintenance as this episode is going to make out.

We open with Ariana-Daria, Princess Scheana and Katie in the kitchen. A-D cannot believe that Pete (RIP Hipster Ponytail) has organised a 'boys trip' to Vegas the day after her birthday. Quite frankly, I am surprised that it has taken this long into the season to organise SOMEONE'S trip to goddamn Vegas, it's like the Benidorm of America, ugh...

Incredulousness...

Tuesday, 29 December 2015

BRR American Horror Story:Hotel Recap S5:E2 Chutes and Ladders



Hey there, welcome back to episode two!  Are we ready for some more blood and sex drenched grossness?  Good!

Monday, 28 December 2015

BRR Work Out New York Recap S1:E4 Cry of the Tiger

Sorry this is late; I was sick as a dog yesterday (on my BIRFDAY even) and not in a fun way involving gin or ANYTHING), but we're here now! Let's just enjoy it!


Sunday, 27 December 2015

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TTM!


The happiest of birthdays to our leading lady, TTM!  

We wouldn't be here without you, and we appreciate all that you do.

Here are a few of your favourite things!



All the lubs, awkward hugs and hair sniffs.

Saturday, 26 December 2015

BRR American Horror Story Recap S5:E1 Checking In



Hey there, this is Renoblondee.  After binge watching all of the former AHS's, I'm all caught up and will be recapping Hotel.  Thanks for reading! 

Thursday, 24 December 2015

Merry Christmas Y'all!



In the future there are tahred Santas, drunk Santas

Sleeping Santas even. Even a Badder Santa. 2. Also in the future

Wednesday, 23 December 2015

HAPPY FESTIVUS!


Oh happy day, kiddos! That special-ist of days is here. That most nondenominational of holiday celebrations.

Tuesday, 22 December 2015

BRR Après Ski Recap S1:E8 The Last Run

This and other recaps have been moved to our new recap site: GingesBeCray

You can find this one here: Apres Ski Recap S1:E8 The Last Run

Cheers!

Sunday, 20 December 2015

BRR Work Out New York Recap S1:E3 Spot Me, Bro!

We're back with our rowdy gang of fitness gurus, who have (hopefully) slept off the free GQ booze and are ready to werk.


BWW The Strain S2:E11 Dead End

We left fully dressed fake Aussie hackah being dragged towards the guillotine with the chain of DOOM


How will she elude Nazi BaginNeck FristOfAllEquals?

Friday, 18 December 2015

Star Wars: The Force Awakens *SPOILER FREE*




Madonna Sticks by Sean Penn


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Apparently Sean Penn filed a defamation lawsuit against the producer of Empire, Lee Daniels for saying Terrence Howard, “ain’t done nothing different than Marlon Brando or Sean Penn,” that since he is black, “he’s some fucking demon. That’s a sign of the time, of race, of where we are right now in America.”  Well Madonna has now entered this mess by sending a statement in with Penn's amendment he filed this week.  Madonna calls him "caring and compassionate" and she has this to say about their alleged dust-ups:  

Thursday, 17 December 2015

BRR Top Chef S13:E4 It's A Dry Heat

So we lost cheftestant Frances last week and somehow retained Angelina, let's see who makes some fabulous food this time!

Wednesday, 16 December 2015

Beckymae Recaps Vanderpump Rules S4:E7 Spit Take


Today's recap is brought to you by cheap Methode Champanoise wine, aka Headache in a Bottle and the Font Fairy. I have NO clue why but the font size is all over the shop on this post and I've spent tooooooooooooo long trying to fix it so you guys will just have to SUCK IT UP, ok? BM is tired and emosh after the last day of school....

Seriously, who makes up the titles of this show? "Spit Take"? I don't even know what that means....so I'll let Paul Rudd explain...



Trailer Park Roundup

Been awhile since we've checked out the latest trailers aboot the place.

Let's start with the human muppet, Eddie Redmayne in the NEW JK ROWLING adaptation, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.  This is just a little sneaky peek, but I'm a wee bit excited!


Tuesday, 15 December 2015

BRR Après Ski Recap S1:E7 Power Moves

This and other recaps have been moved to our new recap site: GingesBeCray

You can find this one here: Apres Ski S1:E7 Power Moves

Cheers!

Monday, 14 December 2015

BWW The Strain S2:E10 The Assassin

So now Petey Russo is planning to kill ol CrepeyScrote, but if we go by the REST of the shooting on The Strain he's gonna need moar bullets



Rolling at 7:45!

BRR Top Chef S13:E3 Spines and Vines

So I don't have Last Chance Kitchen yet, so I don't know if Guru Garret or super sassy chef Renee is still in this, but let's see what happens this week!


BRR Work Out New York Recap S1:E2 Feel The Burn

Second episode, y'all! We left Joe stomping out of a bar after being grilled aboot his financials by Layla, let's see what's shaking this week!


Sunday, 13 December 2015

BWW Into The Badlands S1:E4 Two Tigers Subdue Dragons

Picking up where we left off!


Into the Badlands Triple Header Tonight!

So we're a little behind on Into The Badlands. Just a tetch, something like 3 or 4 back. So we've been missing Little Miss Sunshine Kickyknee


Grammy Nominations!

Like 8 days ago! Here's most of the full list (iffin you want who's nominated for
Best Choral Arrangement WHO ARE YOU?? and check www.grammysfornerds.com); show is February 15, 2016 and here's whatswegot: a lot of Taylor, TONNES of Kendrick Lamar and just enough The Weeknd to make us feel all cuddly and listened to. There are a few surprises, check it oot!

Thursday, 10 December 2015

Timezoning: The Man In The High Castle Ep 4

Will Joe Tater Head choose his Nazi papa?  Or Juliana "Kiss of Death" Crain?


Will Obergruppenfuhrer John Smith cut a bitch with those cheekbones?


Or will Marshall Codlips ruin it for everyone?


Let's find out!



Golden Globe Nominations!


MOVIES
Best Picture, Drama
Carol
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant
Room
Spotlight
*mumble mumble grunt*
Best Picture, Musical or Comedy
The Big Short
Joy
The Martian
Spy
Trainwreck
*Still not over this, Tilda*

Wednesday, 9 December 2015

Beckymae Recaps: Vanderpump Rules S4:E06 "Love Bites"


Are you ready Bookies?? It's VDR time and I reckon, after today's episode, you are going to need the Silkwood Shower to END all Silkwood Showers. We are gonna learn more than we ever needed to know about DJ TFB, his family, his sassy accent and his kinks...poor Scheana, she hardly gets a look in, I hope her narcissism copes with the lack of attention!

BRR Top Chef Recap S13:E2 Pop Up Pandemonium

This is actually a continuation of the premiere, if you can believe that, and this is the Amazing Race-ish part!


Tuesday, 8 December 2015

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Tonight!

See you back here for 8 to see some incredibly attractive women walk around in their ginch to bumping EDM and Ellie Goulding yodelling in the background.  Werk!

Teeeeeny tiny almost invisible ginch. Plus wings
Change your avi and name to your fave model, past or present, here's some good warm-up info.

Mwah!

TyTyTalksTooMuch

BRR Après Ski Recap S1:E6 On Thin Ice

This recap and others have been moved to our new recap site: GingesBeCray

You can find this one here: Apres Ski S1:E6 On Thin Ice

Cheers!

Monday, 7 December 2015

BRR Top Chef Recap S13:E1 Stop The Presses

I've been wondering about this show for awhile now, as I am a big Hell's Kitchen fan, but I'm not super familiar with what makes it different. Except that CDaN calls Padma Lakshi a giant wh*re. That's it, that's all I got! Let's meet some peeps!


BWW: Girls: Season 4: Episode 1, "Iowa"

I can't believe it's been since JUNE that we've watched this!  Let's do this!  GIRLS!!!  We're almost caught up too!

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Saint West, the patron saint of . . . . ego?



Those crazy kids Kanye and Kim gave birth to their son a couple of days ago.  Well Kim did, I don't think Kanye has claimed that he can give birth.  Yet.

Now, I really couldn't give a rats about the Kardashians, never watched, don't get it.  But these names, sheesh.  North.  What the actual fcuk.  Why would you do this to a child?  I know it's no Ben Dover or Justin Sider but really??


And this lady named her son Reign.



Sunday, 6 December 2015

BRR Work Out New York Recap S1:E1 Survival of the Fittest

I was a huge fan of OG Work Out with Jackie Warner, so I am totes stoked to see what New York can do, since there is no Jackie. There's no Jackie, right?


No Jackie. :(. Anyway! Let's see who they do have!

Bookie Club Meet: Revenge Wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger

Tonight we are reviewing


Which is the long-awaited sequel to The Devil Wears Prada also by Lauren Weisberger. The first book was made into a movie with Ann(e) Hathaway, Eyebrows Grenier and jackducky's beloved Meryl Streep. That begs the question: will this also be made into a movie?  This and bunches of other stuff to be discussed; beginning at 7:45!!

Tonight And The Schumer

We've moved the book club meet for Revenge Wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger to this evening at 7:45, since there is no Walking Dead (FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!! Whut???), and speaking of The Walking Dead; I saw Beth on The Knick half-nekkid and I'm still traumatized. Y U DO THAT, KNICK? Beth is a kid!!

But Emily Kinney is a beautiful woman. I still had to watch through my fingers

Saturday, 5 December 2015

BRR Project Runway Recap S14:E15 Reunion

I hear this is subtitled "Or Everyone Hates on Candice For An Hour", but I c'ain't say for sure just yet! Lessee!


Friday, 4 December 2015

DAAM Trainwreck Part 3

Continues

DAAM Trainwreck Part 2

Continues!  LeBron!!


Dinner And A Movie: Trainwreck

Tonight we are watching the blockbuster runaway hit Trainwreck written by and starring Amy Schumer.


The recipe is Pulling A TrainTrack Foccacia Bread and we'll see all y'all at 7:45!

Music Friday: Scott Weiland Has Passed

Scott Weiland has died, and although he's so bloody young, I think we all thought this day would come earlier than later. It just goes on to show: addiction is a beast and recovery should never be taken for granted. Shout outs to those struggling and those on the other side.

My fave Scott Weiland song:



Thursday, 3 December 2015

Bookie Wookie's 2000th Post!!! SOCIAL WOO HOO!!

Happy 2000th post y'all!!! It's a MOTHERHUMPING SOCIAL!!!


Yay to absolutely everyone who writes posts, reads, comments, reads and comments, reads and links and tweets and READS and POSTS!! And COMMENTS!! I lurve you all. Who would have thought such a small club would still be going,  2000 posts later? And I would argue that we've just gotten better over that time. Must give props to the person that suggested having a separate website for book club meets, it's okay, Seven of Eleven, we won't tell anyone else! Also to everyone who has contributed and is still contributing: awards are below, right after the gif parade.

Time Zoning Cuffs S1:E3

We left Const. Abercrombie getting welcomed by Smarmy Solicitor with a tonsil bath, woo hoo!



Rolling shortly!

Dinner and a Movie Recipe: Pulling a TrainTrack Focaccia Bread

We're watching Trainwreck tomorrow with the oft-nekkid Amy Schumer; here is one of my favourite focaccia recipes from the Tassajara Bread Book. I blogged about it on my own recipe page as a pizza crust but in the original recipe, it mentions that you can arrange the dough like a ladder...or train tracks! Woot!

BWW RuPaul's Drag Race S4:E13 The Final Three

Down to Top Three Huntys!!


Will it be Spookarella, The Tired Showgirl or the REALLY Tired Old Showgurl??

BRR Vanderpump Rules S4:E5 Cock of the Week


We're baaaaaack! Thanks TTM for taking over last week, I was in a vortex of smoking ducks, beer cheese sauce and successful pretzel making, no time for the vacuous! So excited to be post #1999!!

Last week saw us deal with DJ Trust Fund Baby and Kray Kray Kristen's doomed relationship, Scheana made her hubbies drug addiction all about her and declared that she "couldn't be with someone that couldn't drink!" Has the bottom of the barrel been scraped? Has poor Faith, Token Person of Colour, been eaten by the Couch of Doom...???

Wednesday, 2 December 2015

Time Zoning: The Man In The High Castle S1:E3 The Illustrated Woman

We resume our late night watches of Deep Meaningful Shows, this time The Man in The High Castle


This one should be interesting, it's directed by Ken Olin of Thirtysomething fame. You remember


Although he looks nothing like that now. But who does? Let's 'member him pretty.

BRR Below Deck Recap S3:E15 Reunion Part 2

Now the secks!! Now the dirty dirty yet super clean secks in the laundry room will be addressed! I do not expect this to be as exciting as Bravo is promoting, because Andy is a giant tease. Anyway!  Look forward to much of this

Oh come ON!

Tuesday, 1 December 2015

Time Zoning Cuffs S1:E02

We had fun with the first episode of this police procedural, lessee what our pretty police officers will get up to!


Rolling around 9:15!

BWW The Strain S2:E9 The Battle For Red Hook

Tonight: Pete Russo Nancy Drews it oot


And the pitched battle of Red Hook begins

BRR Après Ski Recap S1:E5 Sliding Downhill

This recap and others have been moved to our new recap site: GingesBeCray

You can find this one here: Apres Ski Recap S1:E5 Sliding Downhill

Cheers!

Monday, 30 November 2015

BWW Into The Badlands S1:E2 Fist Like a Bullet

Getting caught up on our kicky, kicky show!


And a poll! Who wants to see H8tful 8??