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Some discussion points for this episode:
1) Ahh Tyrion: The Greatest Lannister Killer of all time. Still the best lines: killing and politics aren't ALWAYS the same thing. Just when awake. Why can't Tyrion find love with someone like Daenerys? He has the most beautiful eyes. When do you think Dany will call off her engagement to Borrrrrrraq?
2) Where IS Varys??
3) Alas poor Jorah: 60 year old fighting dewds don't last that long
4) Ciercey doesn't do prisoner well and that Septent has clearly never heard of Good Cop. I love that Lancel's Dad, that was so disrespectful of Ciercey's authority, will now be the Hand. Yay Uncle Kevan!
5) Oh great. More lying practice for Arya. Nice braids and Ja'Quen but she still asks too many damn questions and BlondBobNoviate has it out for her fo SHO. Jelly?? Also: I bet the dock smells like fish arse.
6) Belief is SO OFTEN the death of reason. True Story
7) Tommen's 12, yo. He's doing the best he can. His mom and PedoWife are locked up
8) Ah Reek. Feck off. You don't deserve any sympathy. But he spills about her brothers. Hmmmm. YOU STILL KILLED TWO SMALL BOYS AND BURNED THEM YOU PIECE OF SHITE
9) Roose Bolton has the most beautiful incongruous voice. Ramsay quotes the book title: A Feast For the Crows and paraphrases I Just Need Twenty Good Men
10) THE WHEEL SPEECH!! Ooooh. Shivers, Dany!
11) Lurve Samwell, and now he has his GillyFish. Off to the shower you too, there's a good new couple covered in luvstank. I DON'T LIKE SAMWELL SMILING. THEY BETTER NOT KILL HIM
12) In the Wildling camp: Exactly what pattern is that camoflage supposed to be? Looks very much like white leather attacked by leaky toner cartridge. The Lord of Bones swore! But he also called Jon Snow a pretty crow so I'll let it slide. Das Sound Machine!! DSM! DSM! Sorry, Karsi, Jon only lays with gingers but he IS prettier than both of Redbeard's daughters! Long live King Crow! Those skeleton special effects are very 1988, think Return of the Living Dead but not as sophisticated. And much bloodier. I watched most of this through my fingers.
13) HOW DID JON'S SWORD DO THAT??? Ribbed For Her Pleasure's beautiful axe didn't do that!! Was there Dragon Glass? I didn't see any dragon glass!
14) Oh HAYULL no!! Sunken eyed child skeletons that EAT YOU?? THATZNOTOKAY!!
15) GO BIG FELLA!!
16) The White Walker Leader looks just like Ryan Murphy.
17) Annnnd they're all up again. This is bad, y'all
VERONICA! What did you think???