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Phew! Made it
'ello, ladies. Paused at Previously On, so Reno can get up to speed
Sup lady! Are you joining us??
Sorry guys, almost there!
Cool I'll rewind
I'll go ahead and watch the previously then since we're starting a wee late!
Paused after previously on
Alright, all caught up and paused at creepy hands!
Oh, yes sorry Ronnie, imma give it a whirl!
When he said "Break the chain" all I heard was Dokken in my head
That is a gloriously 80s video
Dokken *was* pretty dang awesome
Just loading!! So sorry guys!
Ready! At creepy hands on dirt bed!
Hey! There's DITT!
What's a DITT?
His dick fell into the toilet while he was peeing
Is that The Undertaker?
I like how Mr Goth vampire still has his eye makeup on
Yet no penis
Soooo like most goth dewds
Please don't show me his neck bajayjay
Oh god, those kids!
Zombie crab children
For why she kilt him?
Wasn't what she needed?Ftr, she is the ex wife of the good doctor there
I hate these poor kiddos
Creepy creepy noises
"I still feel kinda hot" Dewd, you're not twenty anymore
Just let it go, ditch the wig, the stupid jeans, the Ed Hardy gear...
When I've already starting experimenting on them of course!
Of course Dr. Mengele! No rush!
No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn
I lurve that song
Aight? So Ukrainian
By way of Mexico City maybe
Duh. Of course vampires are real
I remember the good ol' slide projector
Pagan myth of vampires
That does not look like Abraham
But he had exciting eyebrows!
Black guy in Vienna in 1965... I don't think so
THAT'S the new worst wig!
Ugly balding Charlie Hunnam
With a smidge of Cary Elwes!
Is that Rosey Palmer
...does she have 5 sisters?
McGeever, they must be from New Zealand
Let's get them some fush und chups!
Dude in wheelchair should have pulled his hand back. "Psych!"
15 to 48 hours?!
And then they turn into Vombies!
Those worms are like those in that article yesterday!!
So old guy is considering hooking up with the doc?
And the male worm that has attracted the other male worm with his damnable attractiveness will be mortally wounded by the consumation of their mutual attraction!!!
Tell em straight Eph
Sweet baby jeebusI saw her nameBut I did not recognise
Pump Up The Volume with Christian Slater!!
From Little Women! LOL. That's all I got
Oh! That too. Did not see.
Pump up the volume, yaaasss!!
Is it bigger than a baby's arm? Classic line
It is odd, but yes, they do focus on loved ones
She's not fcuking around
Well, they ARE in a circle...
Can you imagine?Hey, I WAS going to give you a jobBut you didn't check outSee if your old one will take you back!
Add some sizzle and topspin
He looks ALLLLS about both of those, exactly
YeahHe is SO Ukranian
Taoist zombie killer
Doesn't she look like Vanessa??
How deep is your love?
I really need to know
Nice "How Deep is You Love"!
Do not like the noises
Come on vampies! Come on!
There's your TOPSPIN
Tough day at work, honey?
Ew creepy flirting
It's banging time
FX shows a lot!
Shouldn't knock a man's water pressure
Come on in Rat Man???
It's not neoclassic architecture
"I can't swim" As the sign says 3.5 ft depth
Don't go in the deep end dude!
That's what she said
I did NOT need to see his ass
I could do without that visual
It's not his feet drifting
Please at least wash his hair
Brylcreem is not okay
I was just thinking that probably haven't cleaned their teeth in weeks
Water is NOT conducive to seksie time
No sirNo matter what Showgirls implied
Water pressure differentials
The are called sadists. old man
ElwesHunnamAbe has a giant melon
And a face merkin
He has a face merkin
Did we just do a gross face merkin jinx?
No, mine was an hommage
This looks like a store in canada called San Francisco
He has a great poker face *sarcasm*
Speaking of Mengele...
Creepy Nazi jinx
Dreverhaven.... Mengele Potato...Potahto
Elderly man footrace!
I will throw a coffee cup in his path. That will slow him down
Escaped on the slowest truck in history
He's very slowly getting away!
NewZack is an ahole
I strongly dislike this kiddo
Feed him to the zombies
He has a punchable face. Not that I would ever punch a child.
Well not hard anyway
Well not your OWN kid anyway
All these qualifiers. LIARS
If my kid ever talked to me like that...
Snotty ass kid!
Carrying around a pocket rocket
I can see the commercial now!Absolutely the most effective antibiotic ever!Side effects include: vampirism, loss of hair, face eating, DITT
You do me afterwards...... kinky
All these willing volunteers! Strapped to tables
Oh you didn't realise you were going to die slowly? Sorry my bad. Oh well, can't be helped. Bai.
Slow your roll, there, WalderDementia is a bitch
The convenient folded piece of paper
Pube chin is disturbed
Generous and stipend mean the exact opposite thing
Please no neck bagina close ups
Can I see?
It's so so nasty, Reno. So herky yesterday
All engorged and and andI think one had a Communist in his Funhouse. And then it vomited worms everywhere. NOT.COOL
Bifurcate sounds nicer than split tongued hell spawn
Wear the face masks alla time! For fcuk's sake!
This is not okay
Pocket rocket waiting on the table
I may be misunderstanding "pocket rocket"
Pint of booze, you pervy minded trollops
UmNOBODY CALLS BOOZE A POCKET ROCKET
You said you were carrying one!
I mean, talk about dildos all you want, just be clear about it!
Pocket rocket is *distinctly* ummmm, not booze!
NowRoad rockets are booze
I forgot I was surrounded by wemmins with their feral needs.
I don't know anything about a road rocket, but I know my pocket rockets! Lol
Drunky stinky Eph!
He just drank all the methylated spirits
Somebody hold Veronica back!
Ooooh talk science to me Petey!
After he's had a bunch of ROAD ROCKETS
Darned branch strain something or other with more medical sounding things
HmmHe is cuter stinky
He smiles when he's stinky
Smiling is better!
Oh! Wheelchair guy is Old Crepey!
Toilet paper explosion in Aisle 3! Clean up!