|Add some SIZZLE|
Now that we've TURNT UP the pressure and expectations for excitement in our news, let's see what Justin Trudeau can do. He's a legacy, our JohnJohn to your JFK Jr. He essentially ran on a platform of Not-The-Other-Guy and looks like it worked! The Other Guy helped by running all kinds of attack ads about poor Justin's hair. Basically all JT had to do was not funk it up. And that he did.
Congrats PM Hunky Pants! Lessee what you can do!
|Whenever you're done eye-humping the camera|