Sunday, 22 November 2015

American Music Awards: The Red Carpet and Preshow

This is it!  The Renos are almost on! Opening at a weird white jumpsuit


And JLo with a look I need help with: whispy bang or chewbacca hairline?

137 comments:

  1. 5 Seconds of Summer.... yayyyyyyyyyy. And they are performing tonight. Double yayyyyyyyy

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    1. And they think American women are super fast!

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    2. Boy. Sure hope they do "What I Like About You"

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    3. Do you think Veronica thinks Reno is fast?

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    4. Stay out of Veronica's garden, Wallaby Reno!

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  2. And then Shawn Mendes. Is this the preteen hour?

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    1. Bwhaahha awkward silence after Gooliana says "I could be your mom!" Shawn "could you?"

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  3. No red carpet on E! Australia. Bastages!

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    1. I'll see if I can find a live stream. If not I'll see you for the show

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  4. Awww and he's Canadian, no wonder he's so polite! And adorable

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  5. I never watch E! and this is why: all Kardashians all the time

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  6. Selena was wearing my grandmother's drapes

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    1. They call that colour champagne, I call it "peed on"

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    2. I will try to not gag the next time I have champagne

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  7. I only remember the Madonna look so far

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  8. Who dis in the pink and white horror show?

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    1. Zendaya? Dunno man. Love the shoes!

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    1. Oh I didn't notice! I wish she'd mentioned!

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  10. Guliana looking more and more like a Praying Mantis

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  11. Awww she called Jennifer Lopez an "actress"

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    1. I gotta get it all out of my system now before Reno shows up and whips my butt

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    2. She scary when she angry

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    3. Whipped cream EVERYWHERE

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  12. I appreciate you trying to mix up the questions, Guliana, but I don't care if Carrie's child is rolling over

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    1. That young dude that interviewed Zendaya is so.much.better!

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  13. Is Carrie on right now? I think I found it

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    1. Just so you know I'm wearing a US VPN right now so I can watch

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    2. I think I'm in Illinois somewhere, not far away!

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    3. Awright Illinois, in the house!!

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    4. In US terms, that's just down the road a bit

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    5. Isn't that "down the road a piece"?

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  14. Apparently, Yukons and Tahoes are the cool thing to arrive in

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  15. American commercials are weird. Michael Bolton selling Christmas at Pizza Hut

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  16. That dress. Uh... Alien Egyptian?

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  17. Pfft One Direction. Soooooo edgy

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    1. Her secret is parceling out the coke in small doses

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  19. Lots of cheek kisses

    Did she say "Too busy for the toothpaste"??

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  20. Urgh the E! stream has gone offline. Motherflippers

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    1. Quick, switch to Florida! It's not policed at ALL!

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    Veronica, I was thinking! Harry looks just like your ex!!!!

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    1. I never saw it until just then. I take back the Scout leader jokes

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    2. Except I actually think your ex is cuter

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    3. Not so skinny. Ok, lets stop now before I get myself in trouble

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    4. Sorry dropping! Just saw it all of a sudden

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    5. I like to braid hair. What more can I say?

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    1. A model and RH daughter. Hangs out with the Ks

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    1. Yes. TTM pointed out that she has bewbs

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  24. I would cry if I had to buy a $1 million dollar bra

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  25. Those girls think they on the ho stroll

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    1. The polyester is making me itch from here

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    2. Oh yeah they look like they have injectables

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  26. Gwen looks terribly plastic

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  27. I like Gooliana's dress. Except for the Gooliana bit

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  28. Getting dressed up for church is great fun!

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  29. Gulianna... like a grape planted on a toothpick

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  30. True Grit and her stupid bedazzled jumper

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  31. "Where were you the first time you Loved Yourself?"

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  32. Terry Crew went to college near here.

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  33. Looked like the Gool was rubbing that girl's bewbs

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  34. Sounds like she has a lot of game

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  35. Gone again, I'll go feed and water the kidlets and see you back here for the show

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    1. Whoever is streaming, your Adobe Flash plugin has crashed! A-hole.

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    2. Get your shit together, people!!

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  36. Just popping in to say HEY, GURL....HAYYYYY!

    I have two other Sausage staying ATM and they hate people, children and other dogs....so I have to walk them now...so annoying!

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  37. Sofia Vergara makes my teeth grind

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  38. Nick Jonas. I expected much more from Kingdom

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  39. Um.... hardwood floors apparently

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    1. Why would she show us her bagina?? We don't even know who she is!

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    2. Scandinavians are different from you and I

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    3. To paraphrase: if you have to show someone your boy OR ladybits, your music sucks

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  40. Sweet baby jeebus I just saw her baby maker

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    1. As did I. Proudly on display

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    2. At least the nips were kinda, sorta hidden???

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    3. Oh yes, gawd forbid we know what her nipples look like! Just labia, thankyouverymuch!

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    4. Um, who are we talking about?

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    5. I don't know but I'm pretty sure I just participated in a pap smear

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    6. Well then. Good for you?

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    7. I think I need to scrub oot

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    8. Fortunately, I can take one eye out for a quick wash

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    9. Sorry, random bagina sightings unnerve me

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    10. I'm pro-bagina all the way

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  41. No, Beibs. Make sure you don't smile

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    1. I don't know who they are???

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    2. Me either! But at least they didn't show us their hardwood floors

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  43. "Did she give you head... s up?"

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  44. Did he say "Leave for your seed"?

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