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Do you think she taste like Vegemite or Caramello Koalas?
Like a wet ashtray
Hay gurl hay!
Kisses purty lady!
At padded walls
I could do with a lovely, quiet, padded room right about now
Gawd me too. I could hug myself all day
As long as it came with room service
Fuck room service. As long as there was no wake up call
Could hum a little, rock back and forth, aces!
Maybe some wi-fi and a laptop
Holy shit! Steve Harvey just fcuked up Miss Universe! He announced the wrong winner liiiiiive!
He had ONE JOB
After she cried and waved and pranced! Oh my bob.
That happened here on Top Model or something. Oopsie!
She turned green
Are we ready?
Rolling with Reno hopefully!
Come on slowpoke! Rolled!
I'm just gonna say. The other guy hooked up to this chain was nekkid and lasted about 15 seconds
She is decidedly overdressed
Sounds like gonzo porn
And chatty, too!
Who doesn't enjoy schnappes?
Number 1 choice of middle school kids!
I used to when I was 15
Drink the schaaps
Schnapps? Were you partying with some 12 year old girls and ran out of Malibu?
I hear peach flavour is pretty good
Woo hoo lady! Sorry, I didn't realize you weren't with us
Hands tied. Old timey, Eastern European bondage
Drinking the blood of someone who drank schnapps seems unnecessarily complicated
I bet he's an overlong hugger too
*pushing breasts against chest*
Tell me something a bout yourself..."I hate Bondi Beach"
What's wrong with perfume, muthatrucker??
Poison circa 1988
I resembled that remark
WHAT'S WRONG WITH WANTING TO LOOK NICE??
He's so monochrome
I guess if you need an excuse for joining the Nazi party, getting laid is as good as an excuse...
Was the Nazi Party like a heavy metal band back then, then?
Brown chicken, brown cow..... Radio salesman
Nazi Glengarry Glenross
Ohhhh. Fancy Oscary talk
Stop smiling Tommy! You're creeping me out!
Shot down... oh wait... Saturday
Man... I need a neck tat
I cannot BELIEVE how mainstream neck tats are!
*personally think they're trashy* *hides*
No! Totally classy!
Of course they are! But they're EVERYWHERE
"It's so strange having someone else up here"
WHERE IS EPH? Who cares about this douche
He's not the one getting "up there"
Summer's Eve does....
Hey there Eph ya big loser!
"NOW WHAT??" said angrily
Ask for Eph and ye shall briefly receive!
Is that a Vombie tenderizer?
Angel de la Unnecessary Storyline
Oh! I fel like I'm back in LA Film classà
Did Sexy CDC cut her hair?
Mayfield... Werewolves in London
DAAM idea.. "An American Werewolf in London"
So many unconvincing Eastern European accents
Zey know nothink!
Albanian via Edmonton
And haf vays of making us tok!
Making you toque
I lurve big old timey words
Now he is tied up and forced to read Patricia Cornwall books
Early ones are okay!
Until weird shit started happening with Benton or whatever his name was
Baksheesh. Sounds classier
Think I'm off a bit....time again?
Mision Compleda!That's what Diego says after rescuing animals!
Say Click! Take a pic!
Oh yeah, rescue pack has a funky tune!
Dun dun duun dunnn
Pineapple is much wetter than that
Pineapple. Someone is planning a mouth party
He looks older there than later when he's supposed to be ancient
Helga gave him a tingling in his loins
When I went to Hawaii they had,a fresh pineapple for us. Yeah.
I love fresh pineapple but they're so messy to prep
It was prepped for us. Yeah.
Duetchsland, Duetchsland , Uber alles.....
You get a swastika! And you get a swastika! You all get a swastika!
True story, swastikas used to be a sign of peace. I know an artist with a body covered with them
From India. The Nazis were deep into mysticism
Errrr...everyone but you!
All OTHER jews!
Way to not get a second date, Tommy
Ironically. They are actually showing how the National Socialists got a toehold in Germany
Plus he didn't core it. That shite is woody
Just don't feed her asparagus
Makes the pee green
That was pure core. Woody
Yes I will eat your pineappleTake it all
Not creepy at all!
Pineapple is a great meat tenderizer, I don't know about seasoning
I will never look at a pineapple the same again
I'm slightly confused as to its purpose. I remember there being a rumoured taste factor
Yes that is what I was thinking too
Hahaha. The Kardashians
That seemed awfully easy
I pick up stuff with my toes all the time, true story
Me too. Too lazy to bend over
Grabbing toes is usually funner
UmHella hella creepy
Jeebus. This is getting weird
It puts the lipstick on or it gets the hose?
NOT as pretty as Reno's
NO FUCKING WAY!
WHAT WAS HE GOING TO DO???
Peter Pan her...?
When a man loves a naughty zone.......
Goddamn. My kids will never see this
We're gonna need to slap a NC-17 on this chat...
Sorry I got a bit sweary
I went straight gross
Jeebus Chrust, I think I'm in shock
Don't look Charlie!
Hey. That eye trick is nothing special
Self assured rimmer on the prowl
Oh this is not cool
This is on FX, right?
As the FX logo shows on my screen...
I don't like her but this is not fcuking cool
All the nopes
Eating is not a duty. Everyone chokes on Aussie food
I got nothing
Look out Wile.E.Coyote is here
She's like an Aussie Sadness
But more shouty
Of course he escapes
She's gonna have a nasty carpet burn
Bobo Fett will fix
Maybe just elbows
This is why Thomas never got laid ever
Ass, grass, or piece of gas
Nothing tastes as good as being saluted by your former boss feels
What did you think was going to happen??