Sunday, 20 December 2015

BWW The Strain S2:E11 Dead End

We left fully dressed fake Aussie hackah being dragged towards the guillotine with the chain of DOOM


How will she elude Nazi BaginNeck FristOfAllEquals?

228 comments:

  1. Do you think she taste like Vegemite or Caramello Koalas?

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    1. I could do with a lovely, quiet, padded room right about now

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    2. Gawd me too. I could hug myself all day

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    3. As long as it came with room service

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    4. Fuck room service. As long as there was no wake up call

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    5. Could hum a little, rock back and forth, aces!

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    6. Maybe some wi-fi and a laptop

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  3. Holy shit! Steve Harvey just fcuked up Miss Universe! He announced the wrong winner liiiiiive!

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    1. After she cried and waved and pranced! Oh my bob.

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    2. That happened here on Top Model or something. Oopsie!

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  4. I'm just gonna say. The other guy hooked up to this chain was nekkid and lasted about 15 seconds

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  5. Who doesn't enjoy schnappes?

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  6. Schnapps? Were you partying with some 12 year old girls and ran out of Malibu?

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  7. Hands tied. Old timey, Eastern European bondage

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  8. Drinking the blood of someone who drank schnapps seems unnecessarily complicated

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  9. Tell me something a bout yourself...


    "I hate Bondi Beach"

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  10. What's wrong with perfume, muthatrucker??

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  11. WHAT'S WRONG WITH WANTING TO LOOK NICE??

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  12. I guess if you need an excuse for joining the Nazi party, getting laid is as good as an excuse...

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  13. Brown chicken, brown cow..... Radio salesman

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  14. Stop smiling Tommy! You're creeping me out!

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  15. Shot down... oh wait... Saturday

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    1. I cannot BELIEVE how mainstream neck tats are!

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    2. *personally think they're trashy* *hides*

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    3. Of course they are! But they're EVERYWHERE

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  17. "It's so strange having someone else up here"

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  18. WHERE IS EPH? Who cares about this douche

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    1. He's not the one getting "up there"

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    2. Hey there Eph ya big loser!

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  19. Ask for Eph and ye shall briefly receive!

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  20. Is that a Vombie tenderizer?

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  21. Angel de la Unnecessary Storyline

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  22. Oh! I fel like I'm back in LA Film classà

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  23. Mayfield... Werewolves in London

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  24. So many unconvincing Eastern European accents

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  25. Now he is tied up and forced to read Patricia Cornwall books

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    1. Until weird shit started happening with Benton or whatever his name was

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  26. Think I'm off a bit....time again?

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  27. Mision Compleda!

    That's what Diego says after rescuing animals!

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  28. Pineapple is much wetter than that

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  29. Pineapple. Someone is planning a mouth party

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  30. He looks older there than later when he's supposed to be ancient

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  31. Helga gave him a tingling in his loins

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  32. When I went to Hawaii they had,a fresh pineapple for us. Yeah.

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    1. I love fresh pineapple but they're so messy to prep

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    2. It was prepped for us. Yeah.

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  33. Duetchsland, Duetchsland , Uber alles.....

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  34. You get a swastika! And you get a swastika! You all get a swastika!

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    1. True story, swastikas used to be a sign of peace. I know an artist with a body covered with them

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    2. From India. The Nazis were deep into mysticism

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  35. Way to not get a second date, Tommy

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  36. Ironically. They are actually showing how the National Socialists got a toehold in Germany

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  37. Plus he didn't core it. That shite is woody

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  38. Just don't feed her asparagus

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  39. Yes I will eat your pineapple

    Take it all

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  40. Pineapple is a great meat tenderizer, I don't know about seasoning

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  41. I will never look at a pineapple the same again

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    1. I'm slightly confused as to its purpose. I remember there being a rumoured taste factor

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    2. Yes that is what I was thinking too

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  42. I pick up stuff with my toes all the time, true story

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  43. Grabbing toes is usually funner

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  44. It puts the lipstick on or it gets the hose?

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  45. Goddamn. My kids will never see this

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    1. We're gonna need to slap a NC-17 on this chat...

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    2. Sorry I got a bit sweary

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  46. Jeebus Chrust, I think I'm in shock

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  47. Hey. That eye trick is nothing special

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  48. Self assured rimmer on the prowl

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  49. I don't like her but this is not fcuking cool

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  50. Eating is not a duty. Everyone chokes on Aussie food

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  51. Look out Wile.E.Coyote is here

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  52. She's like an Aussie Sadness

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  53. She's gonna have a nasty carpet burn

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  54. This is why Thomas never got laid ever

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  55. Nothing tastes as good as being saluted by your former boss feels

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  56. What did you think was going to happen??

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