In the spirit of Festivus, it looks like we won't have snow for Christmas or New Years Eve...
In an office Feat of Strength, I actually picked up my phone today. Additionally, I: checked email, unlocked my office door, and added a ream of paper to the printer. Oh yeah. Bask in my masculinity
Reno: You are too damn upbeat
JSierra: You are too damn absent
Dumb Old Girl: You are too damn quiet
TTM: You are too damn good at recapping. My abs hurt from laughing
Sandy: You are too damn good at predicting the winner of DWTS right out of the gate
Veronica: You are too damn good at actually knowing the names of characters on shows
Becks: Your time zone differential STILL fcuks with my head
Violet: Bakes Christmas pudding too damn good!
Steamy: You confuse me with your mystic ruminations too damn good
Happy Festivus, you chatty mofos!