Monday, 7 December 2015

Saint West, the patron saint of . . . . ego?



Those crazy kids Kanye and Kim gave birth to their son a couple of days ago.  Well Kim did, I don't think Kanye has claimed that he can give birth.  Yet.

Now, I really couldn't give a rats about the Kardashians, never watched, don't get it.  But these names, sheesh.  North.  What the actual fcuk.  Why would you do this to a child?  I know it's no Ben Dover or Justin Sider but really??


And this lady named her son Reign.



And now the new baby boy.  The guesses ranged from East, South, Go, Wild, to my personal favourite Fievel Goes, but oh no no no no!  The son of Yeezus could never have a name as ordinary as this!

ALL HAIL SAINT WEST!


Won't someone please think of the children?

32 comments:

  1. It's like a Stupid Contest and they're just playing against each other

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    1. Or trolling their own offspring

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    2. Or some combination of the two

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    3. Setting them up for their own reality show...

      "Growing up Kardashian with a Silly Name"

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    4. Keeping up with the Kardashians: Directions

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    5. Oh god his initials are SW. SW and NW.

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  2. Apparently Pete Wentz did it first. His kids are Saint Lazslo and Bronx Mowgli. Not exactly a good baby name role model

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    1. Then Asslee had Jagger Snow. Jagger is one weird name I absolutely cannot get behind. Sorry, Mick.

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    2. Errrrrr. Jagger *may* have almost been boy's name. *almost*

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  3. I mean, I don't think its thaaat bad. North has really grown on me and Saint isn't the worst name they could have come up with. Its no Audio Science or Pilot Inspektor, that's fasho.BUT I'm a fan of weird, unusual names so it takes an Apple or Spurgeon to really throw me off.

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    1. I think Moxie Crimefighter is my all time favourite.

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    2. Yeah it's not as bad as 'Moon Unit' or some of the kids' names that I grew up with like Quest....his sister was called Lorelei. I knew quite a few Rainbows, Summah's and the like which are de rigeuer these days!

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    3. Ooh the Zappa kids too!

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    4. A girl I know of has Lancelot and Thylacine

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    5. I don't know how to revealing this name without the kids identity but let's just say I know someone who is named after a Mediterranean country famous for gods and olives and his last name is a grain typically eaten with red beans or found wrapped in sushi.

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    6. This is a one upping contest I like. Who knows the craziest name? Lancelot and Thylacine are pretty damn out there. Wth!

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    7. She seriously named her child after an extinct animal? My son, Passenger Pigeon, will be so disappointed that he isn't unique

      I know of a Moses & Cyprien

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    8. Woolly Mammoth wasn't impressed either

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    9. Thylacine? Wait WUT now?? That is just too, too much...

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    10. But we have forgotten the KING of all bad names.....Jermajesty Jackson, son of Jermaine!

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    11. My absolute best was a guy I saw in the paper called Bourbondy.

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    12. Lawdy....that's bad...I was almost called Hepzibah....luckily my parents stopped smoking the Good Shit long enough to realise that was a not so great idea...

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    13. Bahahaha to all of the above!

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    14. Aww I loved Moxie Crimefighter. That Penn, or was it Teller?

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    15. That would be Penn! He was hilarious on Wife Swap with Moxie and Zolten!

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  4. BTW you know Kanye had all control over this. Kim threw a bitch fit when Kourt was sperminated because Kimmie wanted all the precious K names. They'd probably be Kim Jr and Kash if she had her way.

    Cash. Another super stupid name.

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  5. Saint just sounds dumb as a name like Prince or Apple. But I suppose it's all subjective, yeah?

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    1. I think it would be less ridic if we didn't KNOW he actually mean SAINT, you know?

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