Thursday, 10 December 2015

Timezoning: The Man In The High Castle Ep 4

Will Joe Tater Head choose his Nazi papa?  Or Juliana "Kiss of Death" Crain?


Will Obergruppenfuhrer John Smith cut a bitch with those cheekbones?


Or will Marshall Codlips ruin it for everyone?


Let's find out!



137 comments:

  1. That guy has ultimate villain face ^^^^

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    1. "You stab ONE head of the Night's Watch. .."

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  2. So! Many! Severely cheekboned! Dudes!

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    1. Except Tater Head, it's hard to be a potato

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    2. He's like the only non-Sprockets guy

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  3. I am paused waiting to see who Juliana kills next, after Edelweiss

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  4. They really need to write a new Indiana Jones movie for this guy

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    1. Yeah I love Cate Blanchett but this guy with some metal teeth? Gold!

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    1. That was the sole effbomb of the night!

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    2. That was DJQ one thing! He gonna be mad

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  6. FrankFrink Feeling Frisky. And shooty

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  7. I think Juliana's done enough

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  8. Stay in the truck, motherflipper!

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    1. Why does no one ever stay in the truck??

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  9. So....Marshall just leaves this guy alive. And he has a big house. And he's black. In Hitler's America

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    1. Anything goes in the neutral zone

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    2. And thank goodness he was able to pass on all this info!

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  10. BUT HOW DO THE FILMS KILL NAZIS??

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  11. Does anyone know what these goddamn films do? Or mean?

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  12. Man. Juliana gets within 4 feet of TMITHC and the show is over

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  13. The arrogance in the ignorance

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  14. Are you prepared to do that, Joe?

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  15. No matter what happens, but we're totes prepping your funeral

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  16. If I don't hear from you Joe, I will assume you have been mashed

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  17. I can hear "an uneasy alliance" every time the Japanese discuss the Nazis

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  18. How did that guy not just leave!

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    1. Just kicking around town

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    2. With kids leaving him vulnerable and everything

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    3. Waiting for the diner to open

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    4. Oh I thought you meant Billy the Cod

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  19. We're meeting TMITGC already?

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    1. He won't be alive for long, don't worry

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    1. So unnecessary. Even with all the things she would do

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    2. Tottaly gratuitous bewbs

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    3. I cannot spell today, must've been all the gifs

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  21. I will be very disappointed if he is the Man in the High Castle

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  22. Well that explains why he's alive anyway

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  23. I dont think you're gonna meet him

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  24. Goose stepping motherflipper

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  25. I will be very disappointed if he talks his way out of this

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    1. He got that film to buy his way up. There was no reason to call his dad unless he was still a Nazi

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    2. It's the triple cross, or the quadruple? I've lost count

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    3. He would have been fine if he didn't call his dad

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  26. Cripple creek. I hear there's a woman who's a Smuggler's Dream up there

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  27. Frank Frink is a schmexy mofo

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    1. Sometimes we will have to talk about your taste

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    2. It's the glasses. At least it wasn't DJQ

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  28. Only 3? But I learnt to shoot at the Strain Academy!

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  29. Am I a bad person because this Frink storyline bores me?

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    1. Cold as ice, maybe. But not a bad person

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    2. I feel really bad for his sister and her family! Just. He zzzzzz

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  30. Ooooh those bones nearly cut me from here!

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    1. Um, are we talking about the same bone?

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    2. LOL under his eyes! Where were you looking? ?

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    3. I was talking about his face, yes

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  31. Is he calling his dad to draw him out? Is THAT the quintuple cross?

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  32. Was that the Resistance Guy?

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  33. I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!

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  34. He paid lot for those bullets!

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    1. Don't lock me in the closet, Buddy!

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  36. I didn't think you could be TOO white in Hitler's America

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  37. He just wanders around telling people that kn broad daylight?

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    1. Obergruppenfuhrer Smith is an awesome name, tho

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    2. Do you know how long it took me to work out how that was spelt?

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    3. I just did it by sound, you know how opposed I am to "research" or "diligence"

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    4. Oh yeah? Like when it said "Peter Russo is a congressman killed by Frances" and wrecked the whole first season of HoC??

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  38. Must be hard to keep all these stories straight, Tater

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    1. It's a 5 x cross to draw out his Dad!

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  39. Such an inconspicuous escape vehicle

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  40. Joe is what we like to call Morally Ambiguous

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  41. Sure. Get on bus, make 47 stops, rush home and stop the Fronk!

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    1. 37 hours, less if we don't stop for garage sales!

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  42. I think someone might beat Frank to the punch

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  43. What are you doing Juliana?

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    1. See, this is part of my problem. He's a pawn but doesn't know it

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  45. Crown Prince killed by the Trade Minister...

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  46. It was Harry Potter! I saw his gun!

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