Let's start with the human muppet, Eddie Redmayne in the NEW JK ROWLING adaptation, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. This is just a little sneaky peek, but I'm a wee bit excited!
Ah X-Men: Apocalypse. Mr McAvoy, Fassypants, Katniss, Sansa Stark and the lovely Rose Byrne. Hopefully this combination, plus Oscar Isaac as the baddy Apocalypse, can make for a movie better than what this trailer looks.
Now look, I did try and find something not so sci-fi/fantasy and this is all I could come up with. It based on a novel, right? See! Literary! Plus, ASkars nearly nude.
I also considered throwing in TNMT: Out of the Shadows and Independence Day: Resurgence but I figured I have already lowered your IQ enough for one post.
BUT HEY! STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS! THIS WEEK!