Tuesday, 8 December 2015

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Tonight!

See you back here for 8 to see some incredibly attractive women walk around in their ginch to bumping EDM and Ellie Goulding yodelling in the background.  Werk!

Teeeeeny tiny almost invisible ginch. Plus wings
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Mwah!

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    1. Just waiting to see waifs parading around in micro ginch. Lots of waxed baginas is my guess.

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    2. Brazilians as far as the eye can't quite see

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  2. Not to be all complainy, but surely they could have given us something a leetle better to warm up with than NCIS

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  3. I've moved on to Married At First Sight - The First Year

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    1. Where Miranda Kerr is trying to eyehump me into jewelry

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    2. Man. Some people just want a wedding, hey?

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    3. "I'm confused because he's a complete stranger"

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  4. Hey, Canada has a Walk of Fame! And they're celebrating next Thursday

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  5. Gaga reminds me of that parasite that only attaches to dying animals

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  6. They sure are working to keep Selena Gomez relevant

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  7. Props to people that can tell these ladies apart

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  8. Why did they drown that cute one in a poncho?

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  9. How pissed would you be to walk AFTER Kendall Jenner?

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  10. Is there no event that Kris Jenner isn't willing to pollute?

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  11. Actually saw a model with bewbs. Almost said "What the??"

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    1. Wonder if Reno's internet is bagina-blocking her?

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    2. I'm here! Got Vicky blocked for a few!

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  13. The Super Bowl of Fashion??? A bit presumptive.

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    1. I would think that was New York Fashion Week

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    2. As would I. Or perhaps Milan

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  14. Let's see if The Weeknd gets all handsy like TayTay

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    1. They all sorta blend in to one amorphous model

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  16. It looks like Pepe Le Pew is squatting on his head

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  17. He really is very Michael Jackson-ish

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  18. I end up laughing at their end-of-the-runway stances and flounces.

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    1. Like a bunch of gay producers got together and said "Let's come up hair flips that are sure to stir the blood of a randy male hetero"

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  19. Lighting *is* your friend with selfies! Truf!

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  20. I have never played Guitar Hero

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  21. Sorry guys, we got tree late and we ran over decorating. I'm all in now!

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  22. Sorry I didn't change my profile. I'm about to pass out soon.

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    1. Will you mind if we draw on your face with Sharpies?

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    2. Please give me a beard and a cigar hangin from my mouth

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    3. Awesome! Orvi is a playa!

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  23. I need those white feathers for my Liberace outfit

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  24. Um

    Why so much talking and not so much walking?

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    1. She has a great voice but Veronica said she bolloxed up in Australia five minutes ago

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    2. Her backing track was doing the singing?

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  26. How would you like to follow up Model Bestie TSwizzle?

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  27. Must be taped to their backsides. No way you aren't getting ginch creep when you roll strut like that!

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  28. If J was here she'd make us drink after wink and we'd all be dead

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    1. So many winks. I thought they were making fun of me....

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  29. Oh no! That made me think of Ma Petite. :(

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  30. Is she slowly breathing out?panic attack?

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  31. You guys I'm a little confused by this show.

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  32. Oh good. More interviews and talking

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  33. Sure, they're all probs coke addicts...
    I keed!

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  34. I don't think she comprehends how much training goes in for the Olympics

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  35. They make them say they're athletes, hey? So we can all fall over from eye rolling?

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  36. Sorry guys, just got back from a work mixer. I'm recording but I don't have the energy tbh. Its already so boring! Imma leave some bitchy remarks on Apres Ski then hit the hay. Enjoy!

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  37. She just squatted to pee from excitement. Like a puppy

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  38. Apparently, black Escalades are the new limo

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  39. "WOOK! A skyscraper! Lit up! Let's bounce up and down!"

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  40. Okay, these betches are so annoying. Let me see some Selena and I'm out

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  41. I just figured it out: this show is for all the teenage boys that follow these women on Instagraham

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    1. And girls who are trying to figure out what 'sexy' is...

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  42. I don't understand these clothes...

    Slutty Astronaut?

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  43. Was that a drool cup around her neck?

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  44. This IS the Super Bowl of fashion!

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  45. I dunno if I'm repeating myself, but I banned VS my whole life because they never carried my bra size. NOW they do, I guesz because of implants? I dunno. But I'm tempted to try the Knockout running bra. Grrrr. Heard good things about it. It'd be the first VS thing I've ever bought.

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    1. Should I? Or NOT? DRAMAZZZ

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    2. But they still don't have any support! Becuz: implants

      I don't mind the show, I think it's like watching pretty aliens is weird get ups

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    3. Never thought about the no support thing. Huh.... the more ya know

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    4. But The Knockout Running Bra supposedly has MUCHO support! I've read reviews on it from womens with big bewbies.

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    5. Exactly. They now carry my size but I'm still NO Victoria Secret.

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    6. But you're an ACTUAL runner, not these "athletes". Why not go with something made for runners?

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    7. This was reviews from a runners blog

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    8. Okay gotcha. I'd still stick with UnderArmour or whatever personally

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    9. I got no dog in this fight.... loaned them to Michael Vick

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    10. I like my Champion ones!

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    11. LOL and same reason: only ones in my size

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  46. Getting squicked out at how many tissues are hitting the garbage can right now

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  47. And now I'm so done. Catch you hot peeps latron. Kisses

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    1. I was tired of looking down. Eye level is so much easier

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  49. I didn't really understand the look on Candice

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  50. Oh look... they have their legs crossed

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  51. Yeah. I bet that bra is SUPER comfy

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  52. There was nothing hiding her bum

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  53. They seem so familiar to this song. Huh.

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  54. You can tell which ginch are super revealing. The camera does not linger. Quick flash and then cut to next model.

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  55. I love that song Electric Love, except for the chorus, which I HATE

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    1. I just sent it to my daughter yesterday!

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    2. I love everything but that Loooooooovvveeeee Electric Looooovve

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  56. Fun stuff guys! Nighty night. See ya'll tomorrow!

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