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Except I cheated and already peeked at who won
Drink every time someone cries
Dear Bob woman!
Omg its like a season long bachelor episode of One Tree Hill
Ben is the definition of peaked in high school. Unless you count The Bachelor as peaking.
Ypu *could*. But WAIT! DWTS could be in his future. The true peak!
The holy grail of peaking!
Unfortunately I missed most of last season. How,was he on it, J?
As delicious as unflavored oatmeal
Not even Splenda?
That's been sitting on the counter since 7am. It is now 3pm.
Come on, parentals. Get with the program! He said he was unloveable because horny high school basketball star doesn't moisten the panties of America's women
I read moisten and panties and got distracted. I'm awful
The insanity ensues! Woohoo!
I hate this introduction nonsense. Bring on the crazies!
Just scoot past the nonsense and brang it!
His voice is boring
You know it's bad when Farmer Chris is more interesting
Aah the great cruisin in a classic car shot
Favorite Bachelors? Bahahahaha
He was widely DERIDED
Who is that hobbit?
Ohhhhh! You don't know about Mes? He choose Melissa and then on ATFR Live he dumped her and chose runner up Molly!
Big conspiracy that the producers made him.
It's when Reality Steve blew up.
I love bachelor dramz!
So many white teefs
Farmer Chris has the head bob down....
He can't bob and talk at the same time. Every man's dream
Look at those pit stains!if you ain't pittin you ain't partyin!
"Who wants a fucking virgin?"
Which is a bit of an oxymoron
Who actually IS a virgin, you mean
For some bizarre reason I follow Becca on Snapchats and she is the most immature, self centered person ever. She's that girl at a concert videoing herself singing over dramatically to the music. I also follow Kaitlyn and she's great. Shawn is in most of her snaps and they seem to get on really, really well.
I also follow Kaitlyn and I love her hard!
WHO WANTS A SPOILER?
The minorities go home?
I need a solid yes or no here.
Okay, but how big is it? End game? No end game!
Gimme the spoiler as long as it's not end game!
Awwwww. Ben felt unlovable...... Him and half of dewds in their twenties.
Caila's cute! In a looks like she's 15 way
This one is craaaay! Did you see the ring already on Caila's finger!
I dumped my girlfriend when I realized I had the hots for Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Ah she looks like a vampire
But I like her!
Mandy is cray
Its true though, if ya don't floss you probably don't poke around the other important orafices. Or maybe you do and without proper cleanup that is also a problem
Mandi looks ruff
These twins# ick
The matching is only cute when your a kid
"Im gonna have to do an oral exam...." tee hee
Uh..... kick the twins and Mandi to the curb
Whatshername has been busy reproducing
Irish twins yo
Kara likes to choke the chicken
She's ready to find love...
All day erryday
Sure, you're going on The Bachelor to start dating againg after the divorce! We believe you!
Need a partner, yo
It's for the children!
I don't respect these women who leave kiddos, especially small ones at home. Impressionable years! Not to me tion, its one thing to have your mom look after your independent 9 year old and totally another to toss your 2 and 3 year old around so you can flirt on national tv
Sam is willing to sell her soul to pay off law school debt
I know a woman identical to Sam who is also named Sam. TWINS!
J! I'm saying yes to the spoiler! Help a ho oot!
*Heading to get floss in shame*
He's a wee babeh! What?
Lauren's going to last a piece
Caila as well
One of the next three girls we see is the winner!!
Coming out of the limo
Wait. Next three or first three?
I call Lauren or Caila! Boom!
I'm saying Caila!
Oh goodness gracious! A Canadian!
A polite hewer
Is Ben twenty two?
Bahaha Bens face! Janie is gorgeous though!
Sam seems so much craziera now than she sis in her interview
More like Boobylee
Oh, BoobyLee... you so funny
He likey Amanda...
Lace has a little bit of Kelsey in her eyes.
Sure... he doesn't know any of their names. First time he has seen them
Oh girl, don't open with the stalking. Sneak that into the convo lata after a few cocktails
They never learn...
Right. Keep it in your back pocket
Shushanna.... Her parents can't spell
Gotta hate that
Icelandic? Portuguese? Afrikaans?
"Oh my gersh"
Uh... I looked up to see her bent over. Nice intro... "This is my vulva"
Awww cute! Jojo matched her teeth to her tan!
Stupid horse head
Lauren is a barista and Ground U Down in Ann Arbor
Gotta be more specific here...
Laura makes her living as an Emma stone impersonator
Red Velvet is purty!
She sounded normal
What the hell??? Mandi. Pollinate it??
I'm loving Mandy
Oh man. There's so much more left! Lol
At least its only 2 hours tonight!
But there's a Live thing at 10! What's up with that?!
It says "Bachelor Live"
These twins are gross
They remind me of those Playboy twins
Wrf is the new obsession with mini horses
Kinda digging Red Velvet. She actually seems normal
I like her!
How dare you treat bread like that!
But that's what you do. You gotta judge people.
"I'm on cloud nine.... want to join me" tee hee
Don't mind if I do!
They're all so young!
Thank you! I was feeling really old. Why are all these young people on a dating show?
Tiara's hurr doe.
Yeah I'm not getting what was so gorgeous about her. Gawd I fully give everyone permission to rip my ass apart if I'm ever on tv
I know, I felt bad saying that!
Lauren #76 looks like Kaitlyn!
Oh man. I thought so too
Olivia is cute
Yeah! Cool name too. Not that I'm biased or anything
They're also all so tall.
He is so tall? Is he 5'9"?
All the ladies look taller for some reason. He seems pretty tall though
Why they even pretend to cast anymore?
I was thinking the same
Tbey take tbe most popular runner up. The end.
Frack! I was just settling down to my second cup of spiced tea and honey when I got an itchy sensation....January...New Season... BACHELOR! Frack FRACK FRACK!!!!Hi guys!
Hey, Steamy. Welcome back
Hey Charlie, love of my foodie life.
Hey there! Good to see ya!
Reeeenoooooo! : )
So, do we hate anyone yet?
Get a grip ladies. He's not Aaron Johnson, that's for sure.
That is a well trainded dawg, No crotch sniffing or leg humping! Good Boy!
She's checking his gums oot
My Gawd, Get your hands off my mouth, you pushy bitch!
as he rubs his forehead in confusion...
Mandy's a but but the good kind. Like an overly salty cashew
Uh... Apparently she is working the weird card. Got the card from the producers
Olivia's got her eye on that E! News prize
Queen of Bitch Mountain in training! Miss Ali
Ohhhhhh. Caila the wild card
Which twin was the resentful one? Stay Tuned for the back stab!
Charades? Bump ugly charades
Is it easy to floss caps?
Beefy limo driver
Likr. Like. Like. Like. Like. LIKE
Amber and Becca... need to stretch oot their 7 seconds of fame
Do you really think Becca hasn't been "stretched out" yet?
Becca is sooo shallow!