Monday, 4 January 2016

BWW: The Bachelor




It's Bachelor Ben!  How YOU doin'?  Looks like we're going to give the season premiere a dry run. Let's see how it goes!  And we're off!

201 comments:

  1. Except I cheated and already peeked at who won

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  2. Drink every time someone cries

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  3. Omg its like a season long bachelor episode of One Tree Hill

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  4. Ben is the definition of peaked in high school. Unless you count The Bachelor as peaking.

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    1. Ypu *could*. But WAIT! DWTS could be in his future. The true peak!

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    2. The holy grail of peaking!

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  5. Unfortunately I missed most of last season. How,was he on it, J?

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    1. As delicious as unflavored oatmeal

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    2. That's been sitting on the counter since 7am. It is now 3pm.

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  6. Come on, parentals. Get with the program! He said he was unloveable because horny high school basketball star doesn't moisten the panties of America's women

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    1. I read moisten and panties and got distracted. I'm awful

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  7. The insanity ensues! Woohoo!

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    1. I hate this introduction nonsense. Bring on the crazies!

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    2. Just scoot past the nonsense and brang it!

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    1. You know it's bad when Farmer Chris is more interesting

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  9. Aah the great cruisin in a classic car shot

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  10. Favorite Bachelors? Bahahahaha

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    1. Ohhhhh! You don't know about Mes? He choose Melissa and then on ATFR Live he dumped her and chose runner up Molly!

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    2. Big conspiracy that the producers made him.

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    3. It's when Reality Steve blew up.

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    4. I love bachelor dramz!

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  11. Farmer Chris has the head bob down....

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    1. He can't bob and talk at the same time. Every man's dream

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  12. Look at those pit stains!if you ain't pittin you ain't partyin!

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  13. "Who wants a fucking virgin?"

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  14. For some bizarre reason I follow Becca on Snapchats and she is the most immature, self centered person ever. She's that girl at a concert videoing herself singing over dramatically to the music.

    I also follow Kaitlyn and she's great. Shawn is in most of her snaps and they seem to get on really, really well.

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    1. I also follow Kaitlyn and I love her hard!

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    1. The minorities go home?

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    2. I need a solid yes or no here.

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    3. Okay, but how big is it? End game? No end game!

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    4. Gimme the spoiler as long as it's not end game!

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  16. Awwwww. Ben felt unlovable...... Him and half of dewds in their twenties.

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  17. Caila's cute! In a looks like she's 15 way

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  18. This one is craaaay! Did you see the ring already on Caila's finger!

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  19. I dumped my girlfriend when I realized I had the hots for Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

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  20. Ah she looks like a vampire

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    1. Its true though, if ya don't floss you probably don't poke around the other important orafices. Or maybe you do and without proper cleanup that is also a problem

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    1. The matching is only cute when your a kid

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  23. "Im gonna have to do an oral exam...." tee hee

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  24. Uh..... kick the twins and Mandi to the curb

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  25. Whatshername has been busy reproducing

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  26. Kara likes to choke the chicken

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  27. Sure, you're going on The Bachelor to start dating againg after the divorce! We believe you!

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    1. I don't respect these women who leave kiddos, especially small ones at home. Impressionable years! Not to me tion, its one thing to have your mom look after your independent 9 year old and totally another to toss your 2 and 3 year old around so you can flirt on national tv

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  28. Sam is willing to sell her soul to pay off law school debt

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  29. I know a woman identical to Sam who is also named Sam. TWINS!

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  30. J! I'm saying yes to the spoiler! Help a ho oot!

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  31. *Heading to get floss in shame*

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  32. Lauren's going to last a piece

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  33. One of the next three girls we see is the winner!!

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  34. Oh goodness gracious! A Canadian!

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  35. Bahaha Bens face! Janie is gorgeous though!

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  36. Sam seems so much craziera now than she sis in her interview

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  37. Lace has a little bit of Kelsey in her eyes.

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  38. Sure... he doesn't know any of their names. First time he has seen them

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  39. Oh girl, don't open with the stalking. Sneak that into the convo lata after a few cocktails

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  40. Shushanna.... Her parents can't spell

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  41. Icelandic? Portuguese? Afrikaans?

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  42. Uh... I looked up to see her bent over. Nice intro... "This is my vulva"

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  43. Awww cute! Jojo matched her teeth to her tan!

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  44. Lauren is a barista and Ground U Down in Ann Arbor

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    1. Gotta be more specific here...

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  45. Laura makes her living as an Emma stone impersonator

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  46. What the hell??? Mandi. Pollinate it??

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  47. Oh man. There's so much more left! Lol

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    1. At least its only 2 hours tonight!

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    2. But there's a Live thing at 10! What's up with that?!

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    3. It says "Bachelor Live"

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  48. Wrf is the new obsession with mini horses

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  49. Kinda digging Red Velvet. She actually seems normal

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  50. How dare you treat bread like that!

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  51. But that's what you do. You gotta judge people.

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  52. "I'm on cloud nine.... want to join me" tee hee

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    1. Thank you! I was feeling really old. Why are all these young people on a dating show?

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    1. Yeah I'm not getting what was so gorgeous about her. Gawd I fully give everyone permission to rip my ass apart if I'm ever on tv

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    2. I know, I felt bad saying that!

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  55. Lauren #76 looks like Kaitlyn!

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    1. Yeah! Cool name too. Not that I'm biased or anything

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  57. They're also all so tall.

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    1. All the ladies look taller for some reason. He seems pretty tall though

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  59. Why they even pretend to cast anymore?

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    1. Tbey take tbe most popular runner up. The end.

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  60. Frack! I was just settling down to my second cup of spiced tea and honey when I got an itchy sensation....January...New Season... BACHELOR!
    Frack
    FRACK
    FRACK!!!!
    Hi guys!

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  61. Get a grip ladies. He's not Aaron Johnson, that's for sure.

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  62. That is a well trainded dawg, No crotch sniffing or leg humping! Good Boy!

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  63. She's checking his gums oot

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  64. My Gawd, Get your hands off my mouth, you pushy bitch!

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    1. as he rubs his forehead in confusion...

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  65. Mandy's a but but the good kind. Like an overly salty cashew

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  66. Uh... Apparently she is working the weird card. Got the card from the producers

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  67. Olivia's got her eye on that E! News prize

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    1. Queen of Bitch Mountain in training! Miss Ali

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  68. Ohhhhhh. Caila the wild card

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  69. Which twin was the resentful one? Stay Tuned for the back stab!

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  70. Charades? Bump ugly charades

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    1. Likr. Like. Like. Like. Like. LIKE

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  72. Amber and Becca... need to stretch oot their 7 seconds of fame

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