Monday, 18 January 2016

BWW: The Bachelor





Let the crazy begin!

230 comments:

  1. I heard that Jubilee is also about to show the cray

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    1. I also can't wait to see some serious Olivia crazy

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  2. STAHP with the convertibles! These girls spend so much time doing their hair, its cruel.

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    1. Serious torture. HAS to be men that plan this.

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    2. I bet is was the bitchy female producers

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    1. I'm sweating just thinking about this

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  4. Like the show is gonna risk getting ya'll kilt!

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    1. I don't give a fuck, no way am I getting in that plane

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    1. A scary plane ride is all. With Lauren B!

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  6. Humph. I've been "data rich" forever with Sprint. Grandfathered in.

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  7. Maybe her hair is so bleach fried it doesn't tangle?

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  8. Gee I wonder who's sponsoring this season

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  9. At least Perfect Ben looks like a better kisser than Farmer Chris

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    1. It was so awkward watching him nom on everyone

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    2. Like that is a rousing endorsement...

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    1. I didn't expect Caila to break this early!

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  11. Take a drink every time someone cries!

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    1. I was in the kitchen , listening, when I heard this yelping. Man did it look as ugly as it sounded?

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    2. The only way to watch The Bach is drunk

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  12. Her dress is cute! I don't think she liked that drink though

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    1. It IS cute! Was thinking that too!

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  13. Ben seems really smitten with her...

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  14. So...this is the en masse date of all the losers?

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  15. Will you accept this final rose

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  16. Dude, wipe some of the grease off!

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  17. Short commute, hot tub, obscure country singer serenading a barn full of to people. I'm sensing a pattern here

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  18. Oh, BULL. Peddle that crap elsewhere

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  19. Alex Morgan! You go girl!

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  20. Maybe him and Sean can pray together!

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    1. There are rumors that he is the second coming of Sean

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  21. Lauren H is identical to the lesbian character on unREAL

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    1. I have got to watch that dangit!

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  22. Your collarbone tat might look cool on your Insta but it looks awful everywhere else

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  23. Is she kidding herself? Ben goes for the Aryan bleach blonds, girl. You're gorgeous but ...too brunette.

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  24. So I guess Olivia's team wins

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  25. How is a 23 yr old unemployed?

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    1. She quit when they refused to hold her waitress job open.
      BET!

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  26. so 4 minutes show , 7 minute commercials.
    C'mon "Agent Carter" save me!

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  27. "and let's see those titties bounce!"

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  28. How are they so bad at soccer

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  29. Ben seems to enjoying watching the pain!

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  30. ERMAGERD! I am so jelz that you guys can watch this live! I am so invested....have fun!

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    1. Becks! I wish you could watch with us!

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    2. Its so awesomely bad!

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    3. I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lauren H FTW!!!

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  31. That was the most embarrassing dog pile ever

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    1. I'm surprised they didn't break their necks, screwing to find the camera

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  32. Man, I have GOT to go grocery shopping. I'm bout down to condiments!

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    1. Don't do it Steamy! You gotta stay, lol. Ketchup on toast is a balanced meal!

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    2. No bread! but I'm good for now, lol.

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  33. "Is the plural of football, feetball?" Hahaha

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  34. Damn, the Russian is a mathematician?

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  35. Sorry Amber, like Steamy said, you're too brunette girl.

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    1. Not sure if y'all are referring to her hair or not...

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    2. The Bachelor and Bachelorette's have never ever picked a minority. Ever.

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  36. OMG stop complaining and do something! You're not here to make friends!

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  37. Possessive hand grabbing of Ben

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  38. You are aggressive as hell! You scaring that poor christian boy.

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  39. Bahahaha "I'm sure he smells what I smell"

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  40. WHY would you tell her that! Olivia already knows she got funky toes!

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  41. She must have some nasty toes... No Tarantino movie spot for You!

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  42. This is awful but Amber just doesn't have that "Bachelor look"

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    1. Just not fake enough, poor girl.

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    2. Yeah, she does look natural actually. Refreshing.

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    3. Which is why she's going home.

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  43. Well I wasn't expecting that! A pity kiss?

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  44. "he pushed off on my thigh" aka "He used me as furniture"

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  45. What's with the duffle, is she moving into his suite?

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    1. But at the same time, don't be late for a date!

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    2. She has a great bum doe!

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    3. and those pants prove it!

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  47. Hell ya, call him out for being late!

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  48. Calm down ladies! She was joking!

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  49. Jubi? Honey? I'll start packing for you.

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  50. Damn they do not like Boobylee

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  51. Do NOT spit that out! No!

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  52. She did not want to try that caviar!

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    1. This guy is giving her a gourmet experience and she says "hotdogs" smh.

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  53. He's keeping his distance. Not a good sign.

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    1. I would be too the way she's been acting

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  54. Mandatory bikini shot.

    She's got a rockin body though!

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    1. She does but Ben may sip the hot chocolate but his heart belongs to a blondie.

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  55. Check out her XL wine glass!

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    1. I'm surprised they even sucked face. Awkward

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    2. none. It's like a Christian Singles match up.

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  57. it's freakin 25 degrees here in Va. Brrrr

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    1. Thank God, I remembered to drip this morning.

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    2. It's 28 here in Eastern NC! YIKES

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    3. That's right we're Statie buddies!

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    4. This weather ain't right, Steam. It ain't right.

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    5. I'm at a balmy 55°F. Gotta love Texas!

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    6. Tomorrow is supposed to be worse. Low of 19, high of 32. FML

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  58. Why does make-up hate you Ben? Are they using "hair in a can"?

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    1. What happened to her family?

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    2. She was adopted from Haiti is all I know

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  60. Another pity rose! He can't not give it to her after that

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  61. eee, It's like hugging a jeri curl.

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  62. What do you think about "Pride, Prejudice and Zombies" movie? The book sucked.

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  63. I don't understand these Weight Watchers commercials. It's a bunch of average sized people working out?

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  64. Are they exaggerating this Jubilee drama or is it just me?

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    1. totally but when she finds out that she is part of a smoke screen, the shit will hit the fan!

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  65. C'mon Lace, bring the cray!

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  66. Olivia is so self absorbed. Man.

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    1. " My Friends just died but I'd rather hear about your cankles! Tell me more!"

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  67. I'm sorry. Red flag when a woman says women hate her.

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    1. But i do get her issues about adoption and such...

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    2. So true. You can def get along better with guys but when all other women stay away from you that's a big sign.

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    3. esp, when they are living together. You know they know the real dirt!

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  68. So I guess if you get a rose you aren't allowed to talk to Ben for a week?

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  69. Yeah but they're kind of mean girling her

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    1. She's got zero social skills, poor thing.

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  70. Is this really a good idea, Amber?

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