We're starting off the 2016 awards season tonight with the People's Choice Awards, aka Pandering with Statues, here's what we can look forward to:
Entertainment Weekly has broken it down for us but all I got was that there are eleventy thousand TV categories, they better keep this motherhumper moving. Ellen DeGeneres is getting a Humanitarian Award or something.
Just Jared has helpfully provided a seating chart in case you want to stalk people that much more closely.
Anyway, I assume E! will have the red carpet, in between Kardashian commercials, so will see all y'all at 6! Ish! Kids, you know. Post will be up!