Sunday, 10 January 2016

The Golden Globes: Red Carpet

And it's just two hours until this thing starts for real! Let's see who looks divine and who looks like this:


You gotta love HBC, giver of zero fcuks. Starting right away!

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    1. Sorry, you look great too Charlie, my bad

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    2. Thank you! I took this amahzing selfie before going to a gender reveal party and couldn't resist sharing it. We all have our shameless moments!

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    3. You know it, lady. You look fantastic

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    1. Back! Had to snag another carnita

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    2. I'm so hongray but working on bread and tying to wait

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  3. Love the colour of Guiliana's dress but it's all wrong

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    1. The cutouts, the long sleeves, it's all weird and none of it seems to go together

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  4. 7,500 glasses of champagne plan to be served courtesy of Moet

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    1. I need to get a job on this carpet

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    2. History of drunkedness at the GGs

      http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/drunk-at-golden-globes-how-852119

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    3. I need a hose and a long tablecloth

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  5. I'm not a big Jamie Alexander fan

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    1. I thought that was Keri Russell...lol

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    2. I wasn't, but I liked her there! She seemed kinda down to earth

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    3. That interview was what made me not like her! She does seem down to earth but there's something about her I just don't like.

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  6. Ghouliana's hair is whack....so thirsty and looks greasy and like she hasn't trimmed in months!

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    1. Her head still reminds me of a Praying Mantis. Stuck on her stick neck

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    2. Praying Mantis Bobble Headed Ghoul!

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    1. Now THERE'S a drinking game no one would win...

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    2. That's the price for the red carpet: one millionty Kardashian and Total Divas ads

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  8. Why she decided to comeback.... a big, fat check

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    1. Mustard is not her colour tho

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    2. Do not like the colour of her dress. Reminds me of medicine I gagged on as a child

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  10. Emmy Rossum's necklace is everything!

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    1. Why are we supposed to hate her again?

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    2. I love her....do we hate her? I dunno...anyone in Shameless is okay by me

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    3. I LURVE Jeremy White on there! Those eyes!

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  11. Kate Winslet is nominated tonight? Did I miss that?

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  12. I think Alicia Vikander is so gorgeous. And Catroina Balfe!

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    1. Outlander *sigh* Cross Stitch is such a great book!

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    2. Did you see Ex Machina?? Her face!

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    3. Ex Machina was a great movie

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    4. I still haven't seen that! Or the second half of outlander season one. One Tree Hill has got me pretty locked down right now.

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    5. It was! Everyone needs to watch!

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  13. Wow. Sophia Bush is unrecognizable!

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    1. The hair didn't look so great

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    2. She didn't look anything like herself. And didn't look very dressed up, either. Odd

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    3. It looked a little better from the front at least

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  14. Was gonna make a bush joke. Declined

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  15. Confession: I stopped watching Making a Murderer because I was so much more invested in rewatching One Tree Hill

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    1. I've swung over to the other side with MaM now, so I'm having trouble watching the Defense

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    2. I love DATELINE but not for 10 hours straight. Just give me thebfacts, I don't need 100 extra arty scenes.

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    3. It's just very...biased.

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  16. See thru backside on the dress of that bloned

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  17. The Revenant trailer scurred the shite out of Middle at the Star Wars preshow. That was BS

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  18. I am learning to tolerate Ross

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  19. Any bets on whether or not Wiz is high?

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  20. This glam bot is actually pretty cool

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    1. I liked it! And yes, Sophia looked better from the front

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  21. What

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    Hell

    That looks like an apron, Alicia!

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  22. Why do I think her face looks better when it's not moving

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  23. Vikander's dress is hideous #mammyapron

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  24. Soooo high does he even know where he is right now

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    1. You did?? How did that happen?

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    2. He was filming a movie in a town north of me. At the time, Michigan was giving huge tax breaks to the film industry. I was working at a client's office. Trailers and film crew all over the place. I was distracted. Looking around and I almost walked into him

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    3. I think the movie was 30 Seconds or Less. They were using a bank

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  26. I want to know the story of that model couple standing behind Guiliana!

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    1. When she isn't in character I focus less on her crazy eyes and more on her crazy teeth.

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    2. I was just staring at that gap! I hate that she quit acting because there were no roles for her before Crazy Eyes

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  28. Crazy Eyes looks decidedly not crazy

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    1. Looks like she picked that dress up from Whitney's Houston's deceased estate sale...

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    2. Someone check Sissy Houston's storage locker!!

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  29. "Won't you... staaaaaaaaaay with me. Won't you" OOPS wrong song

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  30. Was Kirsten telling off Garrett?

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  31. BDH is too young to look that Frumpy Soccer Mom

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  32. Bryce is giving me Lana del Meh vibes....

    Whoever styled her should be shot

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  33. Natalie Dormer looks like she's fixin' to kill somebody

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  34. What is Natalie doing with her mouth

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    1. She has a smirk naturally, she's talked about it in interviews...it's like Extreme Resting Bitch Face all the time

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  35. Oh boy do I wish Laverne had different hair

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    1. It's a bit too pageant...nice dress tho

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  36. Look how tiny Ryan looks right now

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  37. Zendaya is beautiful but her personality is irritating

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  38. Zendaya looks like she's still trying to grow in to her body

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  39. Love, love Zendaya...for someone so young, she knows real style. Gorgeous colour on her...

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    1. That is one of my favorite colors!

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  40. Brie Larson is another one that I really like for no reason.

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  41. Didn;t Chastain wear this dress three years ago sans cut outs? Not loving the cut outs...

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    1. It's a bit Tired Vegas Hostess....

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  42. I have been digging the TurboTax ads with different geniuses

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  43. Jillian Michaels has her own reality show? Scary lady!

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    1. Shhhhh. She'll hear you. Then kick your ass

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    2. I know! Yikes! My poor thighs still haven't recovered from last time!

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  44. Looked like Will Smith won a Kevin Hart stuffed doll at the fair

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  45. Burgundy seems to be the colour du jour...

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  46. Oh yay. The wide sternum look is still in

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  47. JLo looks great! Nice to see her in something different

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    1. Like butterscotch! But the jewelry looks like an afterthought

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    2. It is kinda nice we can't see what she had for breakfast

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    1. Ugh....serving Wallis Simpson realness.....HIDEOUS!

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  49. That outfit would get the designer kicked off Project Runway

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  50. It's Ghouliana's dress in baby poo mustard.....yuk

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  51. It was just nice to see her in a different silhouette. And I thought the butterscotch was purty

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  52. JLC!!!!!! YAASSSSS QWEEEEN!!

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  53. Whoninvited Rosie Huntington Whitely?

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  54. I gotta watch A Fish Called Wanda again soon

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    1. YASSS! I'm down for that....vintage Kline, yes please! I'll take a double serve of that ;)

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    2. It's k k k Ken c c c coming to k k k kill me!

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    3. Bwahahahahaaaa this needs to be a BWW!

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    4. ...I didn't like A Fish Called Wanda

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    5. Are you high right now, TTM?

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    6. I don't think I watched it all the way through though

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    7. I can't sit with you guys any more, can I?

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    8. You can't sit with us...

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  55. Love this dress, have no idea who she is tho....her hairdresser needs glasses

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  56. Charlie's been working that red carpet since it opened

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  57. Charlie Puth is so generic baby face looking

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  58. Olivia looks like am alien

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    1. Hahaha I was gonna say Rooney Mara has GOT hair but it is the ACTUAL Khaleesi...lol

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    2. Yes twin brunette Khaleesi's!

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    3. Wth is that dress on the Dragon missus??

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  60. Hmmm can't decide if I like Amy's dress or not.

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  61. Ya'll need to come over to the Official Red Carpet!

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  62. Amy's hair is so whispy....didn't her hairdresser have enough Elnett to go around??

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    1. Not impressed with some of the hair tonight.

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  63. Move to non-Kardashian channel then?

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    1. My cat is sleeping in front of my cable box.

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    2. I'm back n forth NBC and E

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  64. So Yukons and Escalades are the new limos?

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    1. I didn't even know I was limo driver!

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    2. I take it you didn't win any Bentley money Chuck

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