Sunday, 14 February 2016

BWW: The Bachelor 20th Season Extravaganza!


Hey everybody! Welcome to my very first Bookie post! Champs for all! Let us take a moment to mourn my Bookie posting virginity. *poingnantly sips champagne*


Great, now that that's over, let's get down to tonights business. In honor of Valentines Day the lovely, manipulative folks over at ABC have gifted us a two hour episode full of 20 seasons of priceless Bachelor/Bachelorette moments. My dream come true!


Join us as we revisit every touch, every glance, every whispered sweet nothing, and the true magic of falling in love after group dating a guy for two months on national TV.


Also, a Bachelor wedding! Whoever could it be? Surely not the fame obsesses couple who got engaged on the latest installment of Bookie favorite Bachelor in Paradise? Only Chris Harrison will tell!


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    1. Was just making boy move his Xbox from the big TV!

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    2. Sorry Texas, mamas gotta watch the Bachelor!

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    3. Right?! Get thee to your tiny TV, boy!

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  2. OK let's see how awful this really is.

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    1. Are you switching at 9?

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    2. Can't decide yet. I'm a sucker for some Bach. Don't feel obligated to stick around, TWD is back!

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    3. Imma switch over, but on commercials I'll peek back over.

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  3. Oh Princess Tenley. Will she ever find love?

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  4. Oh look, it's the Queen of Bitch Mountain!

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  5. Kardashley will marry Jared, whether he likes it or not.

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  6. Ashley is not still delusional! Ugh

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    1. That poor guy just can't escape

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    2. He's just asking for it!

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  7. Ashley onion is preggers?!

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    1. I only know the ones since Farmer Chris

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  9. Oh, Ashley and JP are my FAVORITE!

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  10. How much you wanna bet Juan Pablo was not invited?

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    1. She looks good buy I'm sure that's all her surgeon.

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  12. I LOVE Kaitlyn and Shawn!

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  13. You know about "Pulling a Mesnick" right?

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  14. Kinda hard to snark on flashing clips and montages. My fingers don't move that fast!

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    1. I know! That was sweet though, the propsals.

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  15. Notice almost all successes are The Bachelorette

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  16. And look how well all those proposals turned out.

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  17. The producers totally told Kardashley to play up that Jared thing!

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  18. All I can focus on are Farmer Chris lips and remembering what an awful kisser he is.

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  19. Awwww, I miss Chris's giggle! *not really*

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  20. Since its just us I feel safe saying I know someone on the next Bachelorette season! He's a friend of a very good friend so we'll have all the deets! Only news so far is that they're finding out who the lady is either today or tomorrow. I bet its Caila!

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    1. Oh, that is so cool! Yay!

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    2. I'm excited, he's a good fellow so hopefully he makes it far.

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    3. That is very exciting! I am too!

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  21. JP is so cute! What a guy.

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    1. I think I sobbed like a crazy woman through their whole wedding. It was amazing.

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    2. For some reason I thought I heard bad things about Ashley during her stint.

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    3. Oh no, she's awesome! Maybe it was how they portrayed her as obsessed with the one disinterested dude? But I think that was editing.

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  22. I kinda like Michelle Money. Damn you, BiP!

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  23. Kelsey, the true bringer of drama.

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  24. Jake and Vienna! That was nuts! LOL

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  25. Didn't one of the Farmer Chris women bang a camera man?

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    1. Wait, so he chose a lady then changed his mind? Is that what happened in that clip earlier?

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    2. Yep! He changed his mind!

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    3. Oh! And Reality Steve said the producers made him do ut for ratings! That he really wanted to pick Molly all along! It's what made Steve so popular!

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    4. Damn, Steve! I believe it, the man is spot on.

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  27. Aww Ashley. You were never as crazy as they made you look.

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    1. I feel like most of those were Kaitlyn.

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    1. I loved Chris saying "confident". Couldn't figure out wtf he said the first coupe of times.

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  30. I'll probably stick around for the baby bit than move to my regularly schedules programming. What say you, Reno?

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    1. TWD calls my name. I'm dying to see! I'm sorry!

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    2. I'll prob watch the rest at 10 after TWD is over, and I'll post thoughts!

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    3. TWD is far more interesting than this. Its my next stop!

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  31. Ahhhhhhh! It's alnost 9! Grrrrrrr

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