Monday, 1 February 2016

BWW: The Bachelor

Week 5 already!  The group is off to Mexico City.   So, let's make like the gals on here and grab a glass of wine and watch!


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    1. Wooooo! Glad you're cable is back!

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    2. Me too! Are wide outages until 5pm last Tuesday. I was so desperate I sucked all the unlimited data right out my phone

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  2. I wasn't going to drink wine tonight but Bachelor Ben just makes it too hard to resist. Why can't this show be on Sundays!

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    1. It's not stopping me, btw!

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    2. Woo glad I'm not alone! I always feel like my cats are judging me as I move from one bottle to the next.

      Jk I only have three glasses. More than that and I wouldn't be at work at 7am!

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    1. Booo hiss! They all suck. Go Bernie!

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    2. Let's throw tomatoes at them!

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  4. AW COME ON!

    We all know the elections are fake anyways!

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    1. This shit is literly everywhere right now. Let us have The Bachelor!

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  5. Which means....Olivia stays

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  6. I like how Olivia is rockin the giant cross now that she nows Ben is a bible thumper

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  7. Amanda, like, gets the, like, one on one

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  8. But they are playing her way too hard. Make it believable, producers!

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  9. I'd hate to havecto share a bed with a stranger. Ick.

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    1. Is sleep on the floor. I don't even like sharing a bed with my sisters or friends.

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  10. You know they're all sleeping in a full face

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  11. What is this? The Olivia Show?

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  12. Ooohh Amanda is not good at hiding her emotions! This is going to be interesting watching her pretending to love everything

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  13. She's too chatty-peppy-annoying-LIKE

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    1. I mean, she seems sweet enough. Don't mean to be mean.

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    2. Yes! I couldn't put my finger on it before.

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  14. WHY ARE ALL THE DATES SO SCARY?

    As someone terrifies of heights I would quit week one.

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  15. Ben does seem really genuine but I can't help but think of a teenage boy on a crazy quest to find love.

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    1. I don't doubt this one IS genuine

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    2. In a vanilla oatmeal saltine duck bread bible boy way...

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    3. He seems a little exasperated about it all and doesn't bullshit the ladies tooo much. Ben doesn't sweet talk and ass kiss as much as Farmer Chris, he's pretty straightforward. I think. Idk anymore.

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  16. Her ombre is making my eyes hurt.

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  17. Jubilee will be leaving soon. I'm feeling a breakdown

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    1. Noooo pull yourself together girl!

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    2. Just a guess! Lol. Haven't read,spoilers

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    3. I meant Boobylee, she's grown on me! Baha I would never yell that at you either although I was pretty vague.

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    4. Oh no, I knew that! Lol. Interneting is hard, yo!

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    5. Although I may deserve that yell one day! LOL

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  18. She kind of walks like she's crowning

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  19. No offense but I don't want to hear your abusive relationship played out for Instagram likes

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  20. Divorcee's all feel like failures, lady. Welcome to life

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    1. You and half the world. #You're not special.

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    2. Us non Divorcees feel like failures too, you're not alone.

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  21. For a only slightly uncomfortable sad tale, I give you the Rose.

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  22. I take back all my nice things, ben is totally stringing her along.

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    1. But he did look a lot like a cute puppy when he waved at the ladies just now

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    2. He gets one! This time!

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  23. Made it! Senior dance....Rock On!

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    1. So, since I had to watch the end of Galavant, how was "Grease?" The bit I saw wasn't bad...

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  24. red lipstick and ...nevermind

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  25. What the hayell is on Becca's head?

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  26. Non! I have Le Francais quiz tomorrow! Screw me up!

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    1. Why you gotta do that, producers? That was awful/tacky.

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    2. Uncomfortable to watch gah

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  28. Were those plants on the wall or have I already a exceeded my three glass limit?

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  29. How is asking for a kiss and marriage helpful?

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  30. Just punch Olivia to the beat!

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  31. Olivia has sank her claws into his poor genuine backside

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    1. It tells me he is passive/aggressive.
      Is he a Taurus?
      We go along for a ways til you piss us off...

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  32. I respect Kaitlyn and Shawn for not whoring themselves out in a Bachelor McDonalds commercial

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    1. I kinda lurve her so damn much

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    2. She's my #2 fave. After Ashley the dentist!

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  33. Amanda is Marcia Brady

    Ben is Peter Brady

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  34. after a shot of mezcal, there is no bacteria left to smell! It's burned out!

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    1. At least she didn't request to deep throat the worm

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  35. Ew think of all the hair in these dishes.

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    1. No way! They would never risk their hair getting food in it by touching!

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    2. Winner winner fish dinner!

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  36. Sexual innuendo, we get it.

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    1. I didn't. til the 4th time, at least!

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  37. Boobilee is way too insecure, poor thing

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    1. It's a little frustrating to watch. I wonder if she is like that in real life.

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    2. ain't no sabotage like Self sabotage.

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    3. I think yes. as a low esteemer for a long time, I recognize the signs.

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  38. She kinda doesn't give them a chance, she just interrupts his speech.

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  39. But did she say that, let's not hold hands? I didn't hear it

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    1. Ohhh. Or maybe she just rebuffed his hand? Now I'm confused!

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  40. Damn, let it all out Ben.

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  41. Honey ben, that what you like. the push /pull

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  42. Whatever. She's not gonna "win"

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    1. We already know who that lucky lady is

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    2. Who? I hope it's the Newscaster, I want him to live in misery... (cause I'm a jerk, I guess)

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    3. My fingers are still but I think you guys know who the winner is.

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    4. Well, in between the two gals

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  43. Does anyone else get that awful Alive commercial?

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    1. The vitamins. A bunch of people dancing around singing "I'm alive alive alive!" like they're in Grease Live

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  44. Ohhhh, shutting her down. Goid on him doe for being honest. She's been really mean to him!

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    1. A failed play of hard to get.

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    2. Why on earth she thought rebuffing him would endear him is beyond me

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    3. Something like that. My first hoops are set low to the ground. It's when I get comfortable that the bar rises. (so to speak)

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  45. Buhbye

    Aw I'll miss her though! Best of luck our fine boobied friend.

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  46. It frustrates me so much when people say that. I want to pick them up and tell them that yes they are, they just haven't found the right person yet, even though I know they probably won't believe me.

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  47. Err maybe the wrong time to steal him away. Right in the middle of telling them that Jubilee is gone.

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  48. I'm surprised the rose didn't burst into flames.

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    1. (I was looking for the goat eyes, myself.

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  49. "Gods of Egypt"! make sure you want oiled skin, butchered Egyptian deities (as in 'mericans play them) and...did I mention oiled male bits?

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  50. Really, producers? Ben is into "high end fashion"?

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  51. What ever this girls name is is fun!

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    1. She's about to jump out of her skin!

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  52. Okay, durr. Got it. Cruella vs "Empathia". (what is her name?)

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  53. I think you might be 1 min ahead, Reno

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    1. I'm watching live though!

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    2. WTF? What are you the "Evelyn Woods of speed typing?"

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  54. I'm kind I'd liking her outfit!

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  55. So Ben is pursuing a modeling career after this lobe boat.

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    1. you didin't see that vague "checking the shoreline for boats" scan that he did at the runway end?
      Puhleeze!
      He was asking! to sell his soul again.

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  56. mezcal! and lime ('cause she's a lady)

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  57. A beanie hair bow will not endear....anyone.

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  58. Its kind of funny how they copy each others style.

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  59. Ok, Lauren H. has a cheek mole (right side)

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    1. No offense Ree, but multiple blondes confuse me.

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  60. Uh oh. Ben looks super uninterested

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    1. So was I. I zoned out during the dinner part

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  61. Oh noes! Ben has bad teefs?

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    1. J? Just my screen? What?

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    2. I don't think I've noticed but I'll inspect closer.

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  62. Tbh I would love if he took Olivia's rose away

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  63. WHY do women think that men will understand when they (validly) explain to these men, what women do to backstab the competition, and expect them to get it?

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    1. I'm telling you. Idiots

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    3. "She rubbed my mascara brush on her butthole" Male- got it (he, he,he)
      "She cut me in line to the bathroom!" male- side eye
      She used my hair dryer and burned out the motor when her weave burned off! male- confusion

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