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Wooooo! Glad you're cable is back!
Me too! Are wide outages until 5pm last Tuesday. I was so desperate I sucked all the unlimited data right out my phone
I wasn't going to drink wine tonight but Bachelor Ben just makes it too hard to resist. Why can't this show be on Sundays!
It's not stopping me, btw!
Woo glad I'm not alone! I always feel like my cats are judging me as I move from one bottle to the next. Jk I only have three glasses. More than that and I wouldn't be at work at 7am!
LOL No judge from me!
Ah crap! Caucasus
Booo hiss! They all suck. Go Bernie!
Let's throw tomatoes at them!
AW COME ON! We all know the elections are fake anyways!
This shit is literly everywhere right now. Let us have The Bachelor!
Which means....Olivia stays
She has a bidet.
I like how Olivia is rockin the giant cross now that she nows Ben is a bible thumper
Amanda, like, gets the, like, one on one
But they are playing her way too hard. Make it believable, producers!
Was thinking same
I'd hate to havecto share a bed with a stranger. Ick.
Is sleep on the floor. I don't even like sharing a bed with my sisters or friends.
Werd. Just. Werd.
You know they're all sleeping in a full face
What is this? The Olivia Show?
Me no likey
I could not do that
All of these dates suck!
Ooohh Amanda is not good at hiding her emotions! This is going to be interesting watching her pretending to love everything
She's too chatty-peppy-annoying-LIKE
I mean, she seems sweet enough. Don't mean to be mean.
Yes! I couldn't put my finger on it before.
WHY ARE ALL THE DATES SO SCARY? As someone terrifies of heights I would quit week one.
Ben does seem really genuine but I can't help but think of a teenage boy on a crazy quest to find love.
I don't doubt this one IS genuine
In a vanilla oatmeal saltine duck bread bible boy way...
He seems a little exasperated about it all and doesn't bullshit the ladies tooo much. Ben doesn't sweet talk and ass kiss as much as Farmer Chris, he's pretty straightforward. I think. Idk anymore.
I'm on board with that
Her ombre is making my eyes hurt.
Jubilee will be leaving soon. I'm feeling a breakdown
Noooo pull yourself together girl!
Just a guess! Lol. Haven't read,spoilers
I meant Boobylee, she's grown on me! Baha I would never yell that at you either although I was pretty vague.
Oh no, I knew that! Lol. Interneting is hard, yo!
Although I may deserve that yell one day! LOL
She kind of walks like she's crowning
No offense but I don't want to hear your abusive relationship played out for Instagram likes
Divorcee's all feel like failures, lady. Welcome to life
You and half the world. #You're not special.
Us non Divorcees feel like failures too, you're not alone.
For a only slightly uncomfortable sad tale, I give you the Rose.
I take back all my nice things, ben is totally stringing her along.
But he did look a lot like a cute puppy when he waved at the ladies just now
He gets one! This time!
Made it! Senior dance....Rock On!
Well hey, stranger!
So, since I had to watch the end of Galavant, how was "Grease?" The bit I saw wasn't bad...
red lipstick and ...nevermind
What the hayell is on Becca's head?
Non! I have Le Francais quiz tomorrow! Screw me up!
I take it it isn't close...: )
How fast does the escargot?
Stop this is so awkwarf
Why you gotta do that, producers? That was awful/tacky.
Uncomfortable to watch gah
Were those plants on the wall or have I already a exceeded my three glass limit?
Yep. Nope? ..maybe?
I'm probs not the one to ask...
How is asking for a kiss and marriage helpful?
Just punch Olivia to the beat!
Olivia has sank her claws into his poor genuine backside
At least girl werks
It tells me he is passive/aggressive.Is he a Taurus?We go along for a ways til you piss us off...
Aries! close enough!
I respect Kaitlyn and Shawn for not whoring themselves out in a Bachelor McDonalds commercial
I kinda lurve her so damn much
She's my #2 fave. After Ashley the dentist!
The crickets not her stank breath
Hahaha. Olivia's breath
Amanda is Marcia BradyBen is Peter Brady
after a shot of mezcal, there is no bacteria left to smell! It's burned out!
Yuuck nonthank you
At least she didn't request to deep throat the worm
Ew think of all the hair in these dishes.
No way! They would never risk their hair getting food in it by touching!
Winner winner fish dinner!
Sexual innuendo, we get it.
I didn't. til the 4th time, at least!
Not taco dinner?
Boobilee is way too insecure, poor thing
It's a little frustrating to watch. I wonder if she is like that in real life.
ain't no sabotage like Self sabotage.
I think yes. as a low esteemer for a long time, I recognize the signs.
Total self sabotage
She kinda doesn't give them a chance, she just interrupts his speech.
But did she say that, let's not hold hands? I didn't hear it
Yeah. I think she did
Ohhh. Or maybe she just rebuffed his hand? Now I'm confused!
Damn, let it all out Ben.
Honey ben, that what you like. the push /pull
Whatever. She's not gonna "win"
We already know who that lucky lady is
Who? I hope it's the Newscaster, I want him to live in misery... (cause I'm a jerk, I guess)
My fingers are still but I think you guys know who the winner is.
Well, in between the two gals
Does anyone else get that awful Alive commercial?
The vitamins. A bunch of people dancing around singing "I'm alive alive alive!" like they're in Grease Live
Oh! I'm not sure...
Whoop! THere it is!
Ohhhh, shutting her down. Goid on him doe for being honest. She's been really mean to him!
A failed play of hard to get.
Why on earth she thought rebuffing him would endear him is beyond me
Something like that. My first hoops are set low to the ground. It's when I get comfortable that the bar rises. (so to speak)
BuhbyeAw I'll miss her though! Best of luck our fine boobied friend.
Good luck soldier friend!
It frustrates me so much when people say that. I want to pick them up and tell them that yes they are, they just haven't found the right person yet, even though I know they probably won't believe me.
It's safer to be "broken" then to try again.
Err maybe the wrong time to steal him away. Right in the middle of telling them that Jubilee is gone.
But she understood his "pain!"
Producers, I heart u
I'm surprised the rose didn't burst into flames.
(I was looking for the goat eyes, myself.
Yes, he Does!
"Gods of Egypt"! make sure you want oiled skin, butchered Egyptian deities (as in 'mericans play them) and...did I mention oiled male bits?
Really, producers? Ben is into "high end fashion"?
His henleys are totally spring 2017
What ever this girls name is is fun!
She's about to jump out of her skin!
Okay, durr. Got it. Cruella vs "Empathia". (what is her name?)
Okay. She is CUTE
But; "Holy shoot"? Gurl!
Kindy kid teach would say "Shoot"
I know! So true
I think you might be 1 min ahead, Reno
I'm watching live though!
WTF? What are you the "Evelyn Woods of speed typing?"
I'm kind I'd liking her outfit!
So Ben is pursuing a modeling career after this lobe boat.
you didin't see that vague "checking the shoreline for boats" scan that he did at the runway end? Puhleeze!He was asking! to sell his soul again.
mezcal! and lime ('cause she's a lady)
Lauren is so adorable
A beanie hair bow will not endear....anyone.
Its kind of funny how they copy each others style.
I want that patio!
Ok, Lauren H. has a cheek mole (right side)
No offense Ree, but multiple blondes confuse me.
Uh oh. Ben looks super uninterested
So was I. I zoned out during the dinner part
Oh noes! Ben has bad teefs?
J? Just my screen? What?
I don't think I've noticed but I'll inspect closer.
Please do. Side teefs
Tbh I would love if he took Olivia's rose away
WHY do women think that men will understand when they (validly) explain to these men, what women do to backstab the competition, and expect them to get it?
I'm telling you. Idiots
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"She rubbed my mascara brush on her butthole" Male- got it (he, he,he)"She cut me in line to the bathroom!" male- side eyeShe used my hair dryer and burned out the motor when her weave burned off! male- confusion
It never works.
She a hot mess. Hahaha