Monday, 29 February 2016

BWW: The Bachelor

Well, we've made it all the way to the Fantasy Suites. Ben gets to boink three ladies! Woooo! Caila, Lauren, and Jojo. Let's head to Jamaica and find out who are the two, yes, TWO, gals he tells he loves to their faces! Bless their hearts.






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  1. Jamaica is the one vacation spot I've always wanted to go

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  2. "She may be too good for me?" Hmmmm

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  3. J and Steam! Where are yas?

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  4. No way Ben would marry into that mess

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  5. Honestly, I still think Caila is his best fit, but he's picking Lauren. Unless he does pull a Mesnick!

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    1. Still haven't succumbed to spoilers, but he's so obvious

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  6. Oh please. You know what's going down in that suite.

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  7. Okay, well I'm calling it in 5

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    1. Feeling silly talking to myself. LOL

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  8. Part of me wants to tell him she loves him? Just part?

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  9. Hey! Sorry we had a goodbye party for a coworker that ran longer than expected and I had to take care of some cat things. What did I miss?

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    1. Trynna sum it up...

      Caila loves Ben...he's maybe meh. Lauren loves Ben...he's like OMG I LOVE YOU TOO! YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR MEEEEEEE! NO YOU ARE! NO YOU!

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    2. Dammmnnn. Lemme guess, lots of I Love You's?

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    3. Annnnd, I think he's even more meh about Jojo. BAI

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    4. So I was wrong! He loves Jojo too! WHUT

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  10. The question is, does he also love Jojo?

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    1. I feel like she kinda came out of nowhere, in the background then BAM final 3

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    2. That was weird. I didn't think he was feeling Jojo at all

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  11. Caila blew it being so closed off

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  12. Ben and Lauren together = a likathon that makes my head want to explode

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    1. Like, because, like, they, like, never, stop, like, saying, like, like.

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    2. Well I do not like her.

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    3. Ben does. He's totally over the moon

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    4. Why, I wonder. We haven't seen enough to understand her appeal. Maybe instant connection/lust is all there is to it.

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    5. He told us earlier how beautiful, sweet, awesome, perfect, blah blah blah she is and how he's not good enough for her. He's just got stars in his eyes for that woman.

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  13. Well her brothers are, like, right.

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  14. Gah got distracted doing cat symtpom checkers.

    I am very close with my family, like Jojo seems, and I'd they had serious reservations that would make me have serious reservations

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    1. Poor baby kitty!
      I understand the family thing. I'm close to mine too.

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    2. But I guess if you're looking for love on ABC you've got other issues going on

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  15. Oh dear. The producers are at it again.

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    1. She interrupted what was about to be a serious cry sesh

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    2. So gross that they manipulated that

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    3. Gross but sadly expected

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  16. And those two women are not you!

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  17. She really is so beautiful though

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    1. Just gorgeous. She'll do so much better

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  18. Ben should probably do the dumping before the sexing

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    1. I feel bad for her. Nothing worse than thinking everything is sunshine when really your partner has been living in the rain

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    2. And she had such a hard time letting him in. I feel so bad for her

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    1. Ugh I thought that was going to be so much more dramatic. Ben really does only feed lines, he always sounds so scripted.

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    2. He knew he loved Lauren more, the bastage!

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    3. All the other girls knew too. Everyone bit Caila.

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  21. What I really wanna know is how she get s her hair so bouncy and shiny

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    1. Perfect even in humidity! What?

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    2. Tell us your secrets, Caila! I did find that washing with conditioner then shampoo adds lots of body to my hair.

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    3. A shampoo commercial inspired me. They were advertising their fancy new products which boiled down to using conditioner then shampoo disguised in expensive products.

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  22. Idk kinda seems like she is fake crying

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    1. I thought so at first but RS keeps talking about Jojo and ABC making her the next big winner. Caila is sweet but maybe too boring? Jojo's got the hot brother mafia to spice things up.

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  24. It kills me when they go on and on about not finding true love yet, like we all get a love voucher when we're born that promises our soul mate will arrive by our 25th birthday. Assuming you live until 75 that is 50 whole years of love finding. Talk to me when you're 95 and lived a loveless life.

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  25. How did Jojo even get that dress on? Is that her second skin?

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  26. They're both feeling do damn smug.

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  27. Is there a weight/size requirement for this show?

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    1. I imagine prepping your bikini body is the most stressful part of it all.

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  28. Okay, that's a weird three-way hug it out

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  29. I'd love to know how much these women spend on their wardrobes

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  30. Lauren arriving in the helicopter versus Jojo in the SUV pretty much spoils it all

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  31. Yeah. I also don't get why Ben is so googly over Lauren. You missed how he drooled over her earlier. He acted like she was WAY too good looking for him, and I'm like, huh?

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    1. I don't mean to be ruse she is not as cute as he makes her out to be. Actually, she is exactly that. Cute. Which stops being cute sooner than Lauren would like to admit.

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    2. Yeah, me too. Don't mean to be ugly, but why is he drooling? Gurl, you should have seen him! He was a hot mess about her!

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    3. Ick I'll have to rewind. This season flew by, I can't believe I'm supposed to be in love already

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  32. Man, I'm bummed I missed the first hour, sorry I was so late!

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    1. No prob! I missed you though! Sorry your baby is sick!

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    2. :( I've got another vet appointment in the morning. Don't have a good feeling.

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