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Got caught up actually I watching an episode of teen mom
Dun dun dun!
Emily, our resident SJW. Or BJW?
Social Justice Warrior. Or, Bachelor Justice Warrior
Ah! Good call! BJW fer sure!
It took me forever to figure out what SJW stood for. I finally caved and Googled and was a little surprised/disappointed that it wasn't dirtier.
I thought it was "Single Jewish Woman" Whoops!
They're jelly, duh!
And sooooo superficial!
She wants to talk smart things, see?
According to the Steve she just trusted her producers too much and they took what she gave them and totally twisted it. Something about Olivia sharing texts that the producers sent to support that claim but the non-RS blog were they were posted was forced to take them down.
Who knew the Bach could be so dramatic.
MOST DRAMATIC SEASON EVAH
I'm convinced they swap out the randos each week. Still no clue who some of these women are.
Definitely the brunettes, he never spent any time with any of them so how were we going to recognize them, the cameras hover around him. They had no chance to get noticed, let alone recognized. poor things.
For sure. I maybe even feel like he kept sending the same brunettes home, they just brought them back and changed their names. Or they were all named Lauren. It seems like there were 100 Laurens and now there is only one. Where sis they all go? They disappeared or reappeared as Rachels and Ashleys
Hey guys! got caught up watching the time killer, I love "The Replacements". Young Keanu is so cuute!
Welcome! Random #7 just got sent home!
And yet *Breathy McAss" is still here? The Dime store Omarosa of the airways hasn't been pitched?Weenie, please!
And the brunettes were down to one.
Quick! Pass the Bleach!
You know that Brunie is raiding all the make up bags for their "touch up" dyes!
Even she has blonde highlights!
Oh wait, Caila doesn't!
of course, nown that I'm looking, the Producers seem to have taken that stuff away. The way that shit is growing out, there isn't one here where the curtain matches the rug.
Way to be positive about your Compadre's! Bow out with class.
Ben and I's? No
Ben and I's is gone go be soulmates
I wanna go to The Bahamas!
much more reasonable distance for us then Seychelles...sigh
How much longer does this go on? Unless he starts taking a machete to thin the herd, we have weeeeeks to go.
Hopefullybwe have some double elimination episodes coming up soon.
Nothing like company when packing.
There's only about 4 more generally
Is he wearing JORTS?
Caila's hair is so beautiful and bouncy!
Wait a minute, didn't he call her a sex panther an episode or two back? This date makes so much more sense
Looks like he learned the "Secrets about the ocean" from Bachelors of Paradise!
What happens in refracting water, stays out of camera range.
You're on a free vacay to the Bahamas! Shut up and go frolic in the sun!
No lie. He's away mouse, Go Play!
I mean. Did she not see his "interesting" facts? Bullet, dodged.
I didn't see those either! What is so interesting about him, I'm absolutely dying to know
Caila is a cutie for sure.
very sparkly eyes
Ben just ate that UP
It was like a life preserver floated by. Finally, A solid reason to dump someone.
What a tragic love story.
NOT THE L word, you dope!3 dates! and you think the lack is in you that you don't want to spill your guts to some guy with 9 girls waiting for him across the way.
Ah, but she played it well! She was cagey about it and he ate it up!
Double elimination here we come! Remember the Kardashley/Krazy Kelsey showoff last season?
that was good.. *grinz in anticipation*
So awesomely great TV!
I know...what you did o_O
Dear bob, she's got him good!
He honestly doesn't look hard to trap
Did she just throw the "If you want me to commit, you are going to have to work for it?" card? That Works?! :0
That car commercial where the guy is checking out his reflection in the truck next to him is my all time favorite.
Who wants a winner spoiler!?
Ahhhhhhh! I KINDA DO
I want to swim with pigs!
Oh my God! WHAT?! Lookit them!
I thought they were smaller. I've changed my mind
you have to be insane!
They looked so much smaller from far away!
I have lost ma mind
The babies were cute!
Swine! Who are you calling a pig?
they eat people , you know...
That's the plan...
Those pigs are going to chow down on some grade b silicone
They are terrified, you moron!
This is by far the funniest shit on the Bach EVER
That's the way to win him over!
Does he even know red bathing suits name? Also, at this point in the game you can't sit back and expect him to magically fall in love with you. Put forth some effort! Be assertive!
Plus; ugly bathing suit
This guy kills me.Whiner just can't figure out why he isn't slapping bitches aside to sit at her feet while she looks pale and withdrawn.Let me think...
Its like hiding then getting mad when no one can see you
Passive Aggressiveness at it's BEST!
Yes please I would LOVE that island home!
He has an endless supply of henleys
Tonight is white because white clothes are tropical
Plus, Becca is a virgin
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Damn Becca is icing him out
I do kinda feel bad for him, I feel like he spends 99% of his time reassuring everyone
I see it more as maintenance to keep those "barn doors" open til he gets his pig in.
This chick. Ugh. Baby voice kills me.
Its so awful
She's planning an EVENT! (it's making her moare squeeky then ever)
Gaahh that purple dress is awful!
What is up with all the super dark eyebrows and blonde hurr?
Like, black brows almost?
Hers are waaaaay tooo dark
I'm telling you, those curtains don't match the rod,either!
Leah has made a huge mistake. Her and Emily are def going home.
Hmmmm Lauren B is showing a different side here
Like she didn't recover fast enough and got stuck in the "I'll kill that bitch" reaction.
Sneaky sneaky she sure didn't say her name directly, did she?
Hell, I'm surprised she didn't stumble into the room from the Producer's push!
I guess they have to have some drama without Olivia up our butts this ep
Did he say "sweet Christian"?
Damn I missed it
Was Amanda stroking Emily's arm?
I bet the girls see more action with each other than Ben does
Gurl, you are digging your own grave
Is she stoopid?
And she isn't stopping at six feet
Why is she even hating on Lauren?
She eats a jelly sandwich every morning
This is the most she has spoken to him all season and its trashing the girl he is hooked on. Say goodbye, girl.
He's gonna send her dumb ass home!
Shiiiiit and he did it quick too! No messing around!
He is all business
Emily needs to pay attention
I got preview invites to How To Be Single. But it was full. Sigh.
That actually looks enjoyable, I want to see it too
I LOVE Flo Rida's My House! Can't explain it, I just love it.
I DO TOO DAMMIT
It just makes me happy!
Are we doing the two on two and rose ceremony before show end?
These girls wearing wet and dry swim suits all day makes me cringe.
Nownim just imagining the producers goading Olivia, "did you notice how he rubbed your back? He only rubs your back, he totally loves you"
"Deep, intellectual things are just my jam"OK, Olivia
The rose, floating in the wind.
*sniff* po baby.
Maybe if emily trashes Olivia some more he wil change his mind!
So, she's gotta go, right?
I probs shouldn't drink wine out of a straw, right?
Yes! Definitely if its a red
Well, it's white!
Still OK! As a dental professional I approve.
Disclaimer: I am not actually a dental professional
I would think the straw would help keep your teeth white, if drinking a red.
Olivia is practically peeing in her Daisey dukes
Whoops! Girl, You have been SERVED!
DAYUM did not expect that!
She's all, Do Whut?
She was so giddy when he pulled her aside. I kinda feel bad for her
She bought all those cross necklaces for nothing.
They can decorate the grave of her heart!
Jesus hates her
Buried in the sands of the Caribbean
Just disappointed, I think, but what a sense of style!Way to depress her pretensions, big J!
Wait, they're justm leaving her on the shore? Is it an island!? cause That's cold, lol!
Eh shes a strong swimmer. I hope
They've got this dude out in a hurricane just to get the perfect angst shot
"We ran out of time so no party tonight!"
Apparently Jojo's lost love was also her dog sitter during filming
Don't you know I'm running out of "not seen on tv" clothes by now? It's not like I can wear this again, y'know!
So it's Lauren...
Who was that, anyway?
Aw, she was sweet!
So many cries!
What was the bribe? I hope they got a serious amount of cash for this wedding!
Og My Got!
Next Sunday looks juicy!!
It so does!
I hope I remember!Remind me please!Bye ladies, 'til then.
I'm still a Bach newbie so I'm excites to dig into some old dramz
That was fun, as usual, ladies!