Sunday, 28 February 2016

Oscar Red Carpet Part 2

Part 2 tw+tters!!

Lookit Alicia Vikander's lovely non-bedazzled dress??

It's not even poop coloured! Yay!

The real winner is Share-Shay though


157 comments:

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    1. Woot lady! Taking frist!

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    2. Oh yeah! How's it hangin, lurve?

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    3. Bang the drum, light the fire, A NEW king walks among us!
      Hey, chickie! missed you much.

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    4. I've missed you too Steammmmmmmmy

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    5. old skool repping tonight!

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    6. Renoooooooooooooo Sandy woot woot

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  2. I wouldn't say the brightest stars...

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  3. Sad, : ( Made copious amounts of guac for the Oscars but I ate all the chips bur crumbs waiting for the peargator bastards to ripen.

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    1. 14 real chips, rest crumbs. gooky keys now.

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  4. Hey guys, I don't get ABC so I will see you later for the beginning of the awards xx

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  5. You'd think she would have invested in better hair

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  6. is that a tumor on LG jr's head?

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  7. Wow I didn't recognize Tina at first

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  8. Tina looks great!! I bet she cannot breathe

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    1. From sucking in her cheeks or the bondage corset? (Just curious @ maybe?)

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  9. ABC's red carpet sucks donkey balls

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    1. DOES NOT! The hosts do...

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    2. I flipped back to E! And it was Kris Jenner at a round table with Giuliana.

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  10. Damn Tina! You clean up GREAT!

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  11. Damn, Cate... Let the hair tamer hit your hair about 3 blocks back, Your flyaways glisten like spider silk entrapping the unwary fly...

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  12. Makes me wonder who the hundreds of people streaming up the stairs are that I don't recognize. Key grips? Foley artists? Producers?

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  13. Sylvester used the word "genre". Big boy!!

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    1. He's actually super intelligent

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    2. AND a moron

      He's a conundrum wrapped in a mystery covered in Silly Putty

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  14. Jennifer Flavin's chest looks TORTURED

    But Sly's silly putty face. ..

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  15. Sly always wears black shirts to these things. Gaga doesn't look f'ed up

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    1. Her association with a real pro taught her professionalism.
      TONY! TONY BENNET!

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  16. Why does GaGa sound "European"? wasn't she from Brooklyn?

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  17. Naomi was great as a pregnant Russian hooker / dancer in St. Vincent

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  18. whoever that was that asked Liev aboot marriage plans should be fired right now!

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    1. Oooh I need to rewind, I zoned out

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    2. I think she said party plans...

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    3. I dunno he looked uncomfortable. So did she.

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  19. What in the world is Heidi wearing

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  20. I want to marry Cate's gown.

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  21. Oh hey! Kym from DWTS and that shark tank dude are engaged!

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    1. the man of the hour
      the man with the power
      too sweet to be sour!

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  23. Is E! not live? ABC keeps making digs about being the only live broadcast

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    1. I think she works out

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    2. Give you an effin' beat down

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    3. Good for her!! After her cancer to be that in shape??

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    4. I wonder if she works out with Kelly Ripa

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  25. This lighting is making everyone's hair look grey

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    1. Plus the whole aging thing

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    2. Yeah I've heard aging has obe or two side effects

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    3. Get all mouthy, start tweeting randomly at people

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    4. Colorists are being fired as we type...

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  26. Kevin are you even 5 feet tall? ffs.

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    1. 5'2" bitch! He's a tiny man with a Napoleon attitude! (which makes his casting soo silly.

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  27. Kevin Hart is such a wee man

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  28. Can you imagine Kevin next to Robin?

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  29. That United Health Care ad is funny

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  30. Michael Strahan's lisp cracks me up

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  31. I thought that WAS Matt Damon!

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  32. Chris Evans seems like a lovable douche

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  33. Chris Evans couldnt find a decent beard?

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    1. Cigarette break,
      On his face or on his arm? : )

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    2. bitch has his sister for his date

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  34. Chris Evans date looks like a real person!!

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  35. I'm thinking Leonardo is going to be crushed. Anybody?

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  36. Buffalo chicken dip, salsa, sour cream and dranks here. What are you snacking on

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    1. Sounds great! I made two types of wings: hot and salt & pepper

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    2. My family recipe for guacamole, not enough chips. : (

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  37. I made chicken wings, O. Used Sweet Baby Ray's sauce with a touch of BW3 Blazin' sauce

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  38. 13 minutes until we get our Aussies back!

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  39. I'm already getting the "prove you're not a robot" Gonna piss me off , verrry shortly

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    1. to prove she is not only a bad ass but "relevant"

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  41. as fug as Whoopi is, she had to get a giant tattoo?

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  42. Everyone top off your dranks

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  43. ryan gosling and russell crowe sounds like a fun time

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    1. They do look like they enjoy the banter

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  44. Mark Ruffalo's wife is named Sunrise?

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  45. He's looking "stately, Russell..yeah, in a tux? You better hold the bed head spindles.

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  46. There was a time I wanted to bone Mark Ruffalo

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    1. you don't WANT him to pull out?

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    2. 4 hours of Fracking Talk later...wilted ladyboner

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    3. wilted manboner as well. Just.Shut.Up, Mark

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    4. fuck y'all bitches! :D

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  47. Chris Evans seems like a lovable douche

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  48. After Party! Still not quite hungover but too tired to guard your tongue!

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  49. Is JLaw skipping out on the Oscars?

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    1. YAY MONOLOGUE TIME! (which means I tune out soon!)

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  50. Virtually reality headset...end of the world

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  51. How many peeps are getting massive Hillary for pres.?

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  52. I wish I wasn't the worst actress on the planet, I'd love to be in movies.

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