Sunday, 28 February 2016

Oscars Part 2 on Bookie

We rolling! Everyone loves Cate Blanchett in Armani:


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    1. My, um, new fan base LOVES her

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    2. New fan base? You make me nervous the way you type that

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    3. I started recapping a show called Happy Valley, which I LOVE, it has a very large lesbian fan base. Luckily, they like my work so far!

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  2. Man she'd be such a biotch IRL

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  3. Hey... I do that. Wear black and roll props onto the stage

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  4. Cinderella was a gorgeous film. I'm loving the whole bring Disney to life thing

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    1. It has Robb Stark innit!!

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    2. ****spoiler alert ****With his head still attached!

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  5. that is HIDEOUS carbuncleous of cystic breakouts!

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  6. A costume designer that don't give a fcuk

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  7. that is HIDEOUS carbuncleous of cystic breakouts!

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  8. Sorry honey, I don't see people spray painting their faces silver

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  9. Tina looks like a bratz doll!

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  10. MAD!!!!!!!!
    That was a Rube Goldbergess set.
    Good for them!

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  11. Hey Jared, where is your Oscar?

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    1. Wearing someone's merkin by the sounds of it

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    2. Up some poor girls butt

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  12. Jared Leto looks like someone shrunk down all his features into the center of his face

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  13. Sweeping! Oh what a lovely day!

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  14. Man these guys were sitting right out near the toilets

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    1. Because they know how much Australians drink

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    2. Always take the seat closest to the exit near the bar

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  15. I wanna hear someone thank cocaine

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    1. "And thank you to that good white" doesn't sound like it would go over too well this year

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    2. Bwahahahahaha! Well played!

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  16. Jennifer is werking that revenge/break up look, she looks beautiful

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    1. Aren't they still somewhat together

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    2. That voice, I'd divorce her too

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    3. I think not officially divorced yet? Ben's shady too and you never see sunlight in the shade. I hate that I'm attracted to that man.

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    4. I would hatecuddle him for a weekend for Chasing Amy

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  17. Oh dear. Not the bear costume joke.

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  18. I'm going Mad Max for Best Pic

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  19. I hate that they had to sneak a woman hero in, to the men who saw the pre-view, the fact that they played it (the pre-view) live, KNOWING! SMH.*in disgust*

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  20. Wait, is JLaw really not there?

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  21. I'm sorry, I know you like Michael B. Jordan, but he was NOT GOOD in Creed. He was so Jamie Dornan!

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  22. Hmmm I'm liking how good Rachel and Michael look together. That is a Hollywood romance I could get behind!

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  23. Please don't try to have good cinematography during the show. Please oscars

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  24. That should have been MadMax

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    1. She gives me serious hair envy. She gives me serious everything envy.

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  26. Love the back door seating. "Non american" can we spread the non-white"? Those Eyeties...

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  27. Huh. I did not know you pronounce Liev Lee-ev. I've been pronouncing it LEEVE

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    1. I love that awards shows teach me the proper pronunciation. Which I promptly forget. I'm looking at you, Rooney Mare-ah

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  28. Ugh I have to go to work soon....at least I saw Vikander win!

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    1. Or not! More Mad Max lub!

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    2. Nooooooo! It didn't win! Blerg

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    3. Don't get me wrong, I'm all here for MM but I was a little disappointed Star Wars didn't get more noms

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  30. That isn't exactly an Oscar's dress but I would totally wear it on the reg

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  31. OK. If you won an Oscar, where would you put it in your house?

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    1. Same place Jared Leto keeps his

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    2. In my bedroom drawer LOL

      Says Jared Leto

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    3. Um... J is a player!

      I'm with Orvi, in the bathroom

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    4. Actually, up my arse. The same place as Richard Gere...

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    5. Right next to my stove so I could rub it

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    6. He asked where you would keep your Oscar, not your gerbil.

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  32. This really is the Blackest Oscar night ever

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    1. I'm expecting a Karen Black joke next ;)

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    2. Hahahahahaha! Becks for the win

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  33. Geez I'm outta here before Caca gets up and sings the song she DIDN'T EVEN WRITE!

    have fun, Bookies! xoxoxo

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  34. Idk why but I love me some Chris Evans

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  35. Come on, at least give one to Star Wars!

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  36. Well I hope Star Wars wins something!

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  37. He is gonna get played off. Loves hearing himself talk

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  38. This show is really moving right along.

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    1. That's why we keep 'em in the back

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    2. Fucking Mad Max woooo!

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  40. I love MM but I also kinda hate when a movie sweeps

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    1. Give someone else a chance! Equality yo

      I'll probably be that parent who advocates giving everyone a trophy and I HATE that

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    2. It's like when Bill Murray won for Olive Kitteridge, that was some BULLSHIT there, that kind of sweep

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  41. Has Andy Serkis played a human in anything?

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  42. Ok guys, gonna head out and check oot the live stream for Flint. Xoxo

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    1. We'll be here if you come back!!

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    2. Bye, Orvi. Thanks for stopping by

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    3. I sent you a link to help fix the robot issue!

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  43. I watched Ex Machina last weekend and it was great! I'm also a big Domnhall/Oscar/ and now Alicia fan so I might be biased

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    1. I watched Ex Machina several months ago, and loved it.

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    2. It's so good isn't it????

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    3. Its awesome! I'd obviously heard good things so went in with high expectations and it did not disappoint.

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  44. I'm having trouble spotting all the plastic surgery Olivia allegedly had

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  45. Jason Segel yasssss, Olivia Munnn noooooope

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    1. I knew I saw his orange face in the audience!

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    2. I love Jason Segel, don't have much opinion about her

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    3. I've always liked that ho!

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    1. I didn't realize it wasn't a commercial until it was too late. I'm Aldo pretending my rewind button doesn't work.

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  47. Sorry was getting Becks' Real Housewives of Melbourne recap up!

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    1. Will check out when I get the chance! Her recaps are always great

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    1. I was a fan until I read a recent Vulture article and now, not so much. Or was it Buzzfeed? They're all practically the same.

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    2. Also, he sucked at ACL.

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    3. Nekkid chicks in rope clothing. Yay!

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    4. Don't tell me! I hate when celebs I like speak! *I'm looking at you Gaga*

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    5. Just listen to what he sings!

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    1. Yeah! I had to search to find pics of her at the red carpet, which is weird.

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    2. I never saw her on the red carpet!

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    3. Not seriously search, but I had to do some scrolling on DM.

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    4. She wasn't allowed, she's a hazard. Work safety and all that

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  50. Nooooo, minions? I didn't realize the Oscars had sunk so low.

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  51. 19.5k views on that tweet, y'all

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  52. The Oscars are really losing me

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    1. That gif you posted from the Learning to Fly video? That's why I loved Dave first

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    2. The Mentos (Footos) clip is the best

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  53. And now Woody and Buzz.......

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    1. Better than the bots...

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    2. Like saying colon cancer is better than pancreatic cancer

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  54. Anonmolisa is supposed to be really good

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