Sunday, 28 February 2016

Oscars Red Carpet!



The official red carpet starts at 5pm on ABC, but E! has their own starting at 3:30 and a Countdown to the Red Carpet started at 11:30 am for the diehards (of which we are not), but jump in whenever you start watching!  Someone will be around!

Let's all reflect on the words of red carpet legend Joan Rivers, as lovingly remembered by Pam Ann:


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    1. Guuuurl where you been??

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    2. I sent you an email last week! Life has spun out of control and on top of it my cat has some mystery illness. He's been on antibiotics for a week but I'm having to give him water via syringe every two hours. I feel like I've become a full time cat nurse.

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    3. Oh no lady, sorry to hear that! I didn't get your email, ignore alla mine!

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    4. We have missed you, J! Sorry to here that your kitty is not well, hugzzzzzz

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    5. Finally! Feels like I've been out of the loop for ages.

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    6. And I don't wanna freak you out, but someone from Potomac was reading your RHOP whiskey recap today

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  2. I cannot believe I got outta bed for this shit show...do they just rehash what everyone wore in previous years? #lame

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    1. It's not even 8am here! UGH...

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    2. LOL you're a diehard, lady! There is a LOT of rehashing

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    3. And we've got an hour and a half of it left!

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    4. Gonna start my RHOMelbourne recap....#nowthatsconstructive

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    5. Man I dragged arse on Hell's Kitchen forEVER, goodonya!

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    6. Did that start back? I used to watch RH Cheshire but I haven't seen it on my DVR and don't care enough to watch it ondemand

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    7. It has! You need Twitter, lady! Becks has BOTH Gina and Gamble following her!

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    8. Whaaaat! Idk about Twitter, I just deactivated my Facebook account. I have sent a Snapchat in days!

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    9. Mostly because Snapchat now completely freezes my phone of I use it longer than 30 seconds

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    10. I just had one of Veronica's gifs blow UP lady, do you watch Girls?

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    11. I do but not this season, no HBO no mo :(

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  3. OMG I just wrote half my recap and it didn't save....then my internet crashed....

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  4. That old chef did not like that boy bending over to pick something up! Did you see those knuckle raps on his back?

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  5. Sophie Turner looks fantastic! !

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    1. She was in a grey sheath with high HIGH cuts and her hair looked GORGE

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  6. Sustainable...fcuking...dresses..

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  7. I just like saying SAORISE ;)

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    1. Share-shay!!

      Hey Chickie! How are you??

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    2. Good! Glad I finally got here in time!! <3

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    3. Can you believe it's been on for almost 5 hours already? ? That's crazy! Like a Black Friday Oscars sale

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  8. I get this guy with Guiliana confused with the guy they keep losing in The Hangover. Justin Bartha?

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  9. I thought it was pronounced s-air-sha? Whatever it is, I like her! Cher-sha?

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  10. I wonder how many girls named Lily Rose there are...

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    1. I don't mind two first names but sometimes its just silly. Like Lauren-Bailey I knew in college, or Sohpie-Skye, my sisters friend.

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  11. That director looms over Ryan

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  12. Who's everyone watching??? E or ABC?

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    1. E! Until 5 and then switch to official on ABC!

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    2. Ooh - it's on here at 4 - good thing I checked!

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  14. Not liking those sleeves on Mindy

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  15. Oh man, they're gonna parade every single person of colour they can in front of Wee Ryan, aren't they?

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    1. Or is Louis Gossett Junior promoting something new?

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  16. Hmmm I think I like Elysseeahs dress!

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    1. I was just gonna say! Yay! Love it

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    2. I'm liking the color, brighten things up a bit! Not so fond of the bustle at the bottom

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    3. At least it's not bedazzled OR shite-coloured!

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  17. Sam Smith went from Boy George to George Michael, whut??

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  18. I keep getting distracted by the Vance Joy wannabe in the background.

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  19. OMG I've got my window open and some of the neighbor kids are outside playing, chasing each other, doing kid things. This little girl, pigtails and all, just screamed "stop you stupid whore! I said come back here you hooker!" while chasing a boy through the bushes.

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    1. Awwwww. From the mouths of babes...

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    2. Oh Lordy - RHONJ in the making ;)

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    3. 7ish? I'm not exactly living in a downtown penthouse so I'm not really surprised. The older kids hold a fight club every Friday, boys vs girls. I'm directly behind the office and next to the pool so I basically have a front yard perfect for shenanigans.

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    4. My oldest is 7 and his big insult is Stupid Head. He doesn't even know what a hooker is!

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    5. She doesn't either, probably, but she knows when it gets a great reaction.

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  20. I love Alicia's coloring, its like she's an ombre person.

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    1. Damn Swedes are like photoshop IRL!

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  21. Ah fcuk. Sophie Vergara's voice drives me insane

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  22. Pretty sure its Tremblay, not Trombay

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  23. "I have one two sizes above it" Bwahahahaha. At least Ryan has a sense of humour

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  24. Whoa I didn't know Whoopi had that giant tat!

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    1. Is that Whoopie's girlfriend?

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    2. That's what I thought at first but I think she said it was her daughter

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  25. Hey! I thought I was setting up early for the Oscs. another red carpet missed. Darn, no cable!

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    1. The REAL red carpet starts at 5 on ABC! This is the pre show!

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    2. Hey , hey , hey! my early is 7, (it didn't occur to me to look earlier, I'm EST, for Christ's sake!) How early do I need to be? (apparently, earlier...: / )

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  26. I don't want to like Priyanka's dress but I do

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  27. goddamn these pre-game shows. Ive been pre-gaming all damn afternoon and now Im no bueno :( Im watching ABC which has had a show on for more than 2 hours!

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    1. Since I missed them, I'm with you! Too much is too pumped for what could (will) be a major letdown.
      Disney line, anyone?

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    2. A red carpet Sandy? Mine is showing reruns

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    3. my ABC channel has a show on live called On The Red Carpet. May not be everywhere.

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    4. Canada is SO the Kibbles & Bits chihuahua

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    5. i'm saving my mini rose for the ceremony i didn't want to get to messed up before start time

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  28. Eh that's a no for Daisy Ridley

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  29. Olivia Wilde is so funny on Twitter and sooooo stiff in person

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  30. Awww Ryan with the makeup tips. Must have got them from Jeremy Renner

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  31. ok ABC your time to shine! For me after the monologue I'm oot.

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    1. Love you, stay safe. (take me with you *whispers*)

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    2. (I already ate all my Oscar snacks. :/)

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    3. (I drank most of my Oscar drinks already:( )

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  32. What is with this guys speech impediment?

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  33. Are we moving over to ABC for Red Carpet now?

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    1. impedimentia, ala Mike Tyson. You THAT big? Who's going to rag you?

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    2. You know it! Hey, Steamy!

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  35. Nice! Whoop's dress covers her knock knees! Go dignified, you crazy!

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  36. i'm here i'm here!!
    damn what a shit show this has benn blah blaw except alicia vikander
    watching olivia munn and her ever changing Japanese potato face talk techie ( whatever bitch)

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    1. Happy to meet you, like your style. *sit by me*

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    2. ok i'll bring mini wine cans and snacks..

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    3. have you guys discussed olivia munn's Japanese potatoes are why my face keeps changing vomit salad she spewed this week? bitch we have google images

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    4. o munnster said her face keeps changing b/c she eats so many j potatoes

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    1. It's a beauty. Feel squicky cause I Think she's 15?

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    2. She's older isn't she? *googling*

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    3. Whew! *swipes sweaty brow*
      (I'm having issues, Robin (I know, cancer stuff) but did she take testosterone?

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    1. She wishes. She is more (death knell) "Critically acclaimed"!

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    2. i'll give her $5 to just knock jlaw down a few pegs though

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    3. Shir, Titz. I think J Law WANTS to be knocked out of the spotlight. Bitch wants to grow without the spot on he relationships...

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  39. Alicia looked fab too! Not many can wear yellow, but she can!

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    1. I love her coloring! She does look great

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  40. Whoever keeps telling Rooney that her hair looks good slicked back needs to be stopped ASAP

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    1. Dear bob, please make her stop

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    2. rooney is still riding that i'm edgy and dgaf attitude but the girl w/ t dragon tatt was like 2010??? girl bye

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    3. I don't think I've ever seen her with a loose hairstyle outside of her movies.

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    4. Black lipstick, white dress? Doesn't everyone want to look like a 70's "Get off my lawn before your pet "Disappears?"

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  41. Hubs thinks it's HILARIOUS that Michael Strahan is hosting

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  42. Wow. Rooney Mara is AWESOME with the shitty replies

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    1. She has such a sunny personality

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    2. Take away family money and power and see if she is a little nicer to people.

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  43. Yay... let's get little kid's opinion on shit again

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  44. "Fuck you, old bitch! get that mike out of my face! SECURITY!!!!!!!"

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    1. Only Dinklage understands a face filled with crotch, unless you worked a Nickelodeon show...

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  45. Love love love Saoirse's dress!

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    1. Hands down. I'm so disappointed with Brie this whole season. She could have done so much better!

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  46. i like crissy teigans pregnancy dress the red thing

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  47. I need to see Olivia Wildes near dress again

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    1. You mean you need to see her boobies again

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    2. I don't really like her on Vinyl...

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    3. I don't really get her at all except she's beautiful

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    4. they need to expand her role, so far Juno Temple has been the female lead.

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    5. They did a lot of her back story last epi

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  48. Mud pies? What they are showing the kid's "early years?"

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  49. margot robbie dress is pretty and shiny like a gold trophy

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  50. love the bra strap show as she talks so intelligently (knowing we wouldn't hear/care)

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  51. heidi klum looks like a bridesmaid from hell

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  52. WTF? Redmayne/ Hugh= mannerisms. Should we look for a prostie bust in His past?

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    1. Kelly Strippa.
      You know you looked...

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    2. no bitch is too skinny for me

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  54. She has bigger muscles then HIM! WTF!

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  55. Ghouliana is channelling Big Ang with that lipstick....

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  56. Ooh, like that side belly hip follow Don't like the "luggage bite" dress straps.

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  57. The Martian... please. Liked the movie but not Oscar worthy

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