Monday, 14 March 2016

BWW: The Bachelor Finale

It's here, ya'll. The finale. Ben has told both his final ladies that he loves them, and it looks like he goes and tells each one that he has told the other one. I don't know about that, that seems unnecessary and selfish right there.


No, I don't think so, Ben.


Just get ready to do more of this, one of you ladies. Drinking, that is. Weights optional.




136 comments:

  1. So sad that Perfect Ben is coming to an end :(

    *insert eyeroll here*

    I really am kinda sad though

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  2. Yeah right, no one is getting marries tonight

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    1. A hot day in hell

      Who are we kidding, these people love fame

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  4. I must be getting old, I didn't realize cut offs were back in fashion. Did they ever leave?

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  5. Maybe its just me but I feel like his uber connection with Jojo came out of nowhere. She snuck b

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    1. I guess they had to make it look like a competition so they through the last believable one into the finale?

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  6. He's probably praying the producers will finally allow a sister wives finale.

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  7. I cannot unthink how Kristin Baldwin said Lauren's face looks like a Care Bear. Right?!

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    1. Which she said doesn't mean not pretty! I agree! LOL

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    2. Hmmm idk if I see a Carebear but she is definitely looks more like a character than a person

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    3. I totally see a Carebear's face!

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  8. Do you follow Kaitlyn Briatowe on Snapchat? She had me cracking up this weekend

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    1. I just started doing Snapchat again. I do follow her on Twitter though

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    2. You should follow her! They still seem very happy and in love, it's cute.

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  9. Like like like like like! Ben, like, like love you, like okay?

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  10. Jojo is so touchy feely, I hate when people I've just met cling to my arms or hands.

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    1. I'm slightly touchly Feely, but not clingy!

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    2. Ack I'm that awkward person who doesn't immediately go in for a hug then does the back and forth, "uh hugging or not hugging?" dance before finally committing to a light back pat

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    3. Well, I won't hug a stranger, but I'll do a light hand on arm thing sometimes! Lol

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  11. Even though she's putting on a show, Jojo feels so much more genuine than Lauren

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    1. I like her so much more

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    2. Same! Wish we had seen this from day on

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  12. I feel like his parents are #teamjojo

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  13. Lauren says the same things over and over

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    1. More like she knows basic manners

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  15. Do they get to bang one last time before the final rose? Are there two fantasy suits now?

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  16. He keeps going cross-eyed

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  17. Trying to fake us out with Jojo

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  18. Dang. One of these girls are going to be particularly devastated.

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  19. I got distracted reason Bachelorette spoilers! It isn't Caila after all...

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  20. Ah. He's prewarning her. Sigh.

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    1. He didn't feel the need to tell Lauren, so he's picking Lauren

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    2. He's totally prepping her

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  21. Dun dun dun she knows it's over

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  22. I'm confused about which door is the bathroom door

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    1. But watching him around Lauren, how could she not have known?

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    2. She thought she was in love

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    3. She's about to think that a lot more often

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  24. Okay, so he figured out who he really loves by looking at the ring.

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  25. Eh not a fan of Jojo's dress

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  26. No thank you on the helicopter ride

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  27. Oh for Pete's sake ain't nobody getting married tonight!

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    1. Just a,way to kerp views

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    2. I bet my college degree that there is no wedding

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    1. She'll do good on the Bachelorette

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    2. According to RS! He made a post today saying that Caila got the call on Thursday, after already filming scenes, saying they were dropping her. The drama!

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    3. Say what? Caila was hired then fired?!

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  29. Oh JoJo. Stahp. Ben, stop her!

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  30. Ahh shit, you couldn't have phrased that any better?

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  31. Damn. How do you act when that happens?

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    1. I have no clue. A range of emotions, for sure. I'd be in shock, then sad, angry, sad again, and over it once I realized I'd just landed a sweet new gig on ABC

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  32. Spare us your crocodile tears, Ben

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  33. Well, he couldn't exactly cut you loose before the rose ceremony. That's the whole point of the show!

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  34. He may regret this. I think Lauren may be a tad shallow in the end. JoJo had his back

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    1. She definitely isn't as she seems

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    2. Like you said, she just repeats the same shit over and over

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  35. Man oh mam, we're in the 90°'s already

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  36. "And kiss you on the face"

    So romantic

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    1. She doesn't act surprised at all

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    2. Totally. I wonder if the time of day was a big tip off, like he's not going to propose during the midday sun

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  38. Okay stupid. They need a marriage license!

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  39. I wonder if they offered Ben and Lauren a shit ton of money to get married on ATR

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  40. I'm getting some serious Hunger Games vibes from this

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  41. If JoJo is Bachelorette, she good

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  42. Chris, I only love Lauren now! Yeesh!

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    1. Eh I'm switching back and forth between Vanderpump Rules. Gotta maximize my TV time!

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    2. BUT THERE MAY BE A LIVE WEDDING!

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  43. JoJo is very classy acting here.

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    1. I feel bad for not liking her until the end

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    2. Oh well! We can like her next season!

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  44. Oh yes she's Bachelorette. She's way too gracious

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  45. So with 10 minutes left I'm sure they'll marry now. Uh huh.

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  46. Did they get married? I missed it!

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