Monday, 23 May 2016

BWW: The Bachelorette: S12:E1

JoJo! Finally! Let's meet the men!


173 comments:

  1. I don't mind Jojo but I don't exactly like her either, ya know?

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    1. I think I really like her.

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    2. you mean the fact that they have set up the season with the rumor that the "winning couple" are NOT having problems?

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  2. Woo HOO! I beat the wimmens as they mixed their drinkkz!

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    1. BET! Please tell me it will always start at nine ( wilful blind memory...)
      Work gets me home so late, NINE, I can always make.

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  4. I'm excited for the BFG! My mom used to read it to us every night when I was younger.

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    1. let me know.
      My last theater film was "Deadpool"
      LOVED IT!

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  5. Can't wait for you guys to see the guy I kinda know!

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    1. I won't say anything so we can get genuine reactions

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  6. I am loving Jojo's dress here

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    1. The styling is awful though

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    2. it rose up to "flatter" her side rib thighs...that she constantly adjusted to cover

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  7. Oh heeeey, The Queen of Bitch Mountain!

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    1. LOL I wish Hulu had old seasons so I could rewatch!

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    2. And credit to Kristin Baldwin, recapper, who named her that!

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  8. Kaitlyn's arms look so teeny compared to the other gals!

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    1. That's what I was thinking! She's very scrawny

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    2. She's like a tiny little I dunno - teeny tiny thing!

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    3. She's 5'4
      My height, dammit!

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    4. She must weigh nothing!

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    5. my height should weigh 115. I looked like a Survivor loser..

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  9. Notice? No freckles. This WHOLE adventure , she will be dressed to the NINES!
    In other words..
    *Clink*
    On to this adventure!

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    1. My freckles won't hide anymore, they can't be tamed

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    2. crooked "Hitler 'stache" like mine?

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  10. This firefighter looks like he would start out being the good guy then turn into the villain by the end of the episode.

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    1. He looks like his legs thought they were supposed to stop growing at 5'5"

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  12. Jordan looks like he sweats cologne

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    1. after modeling his erection, (tidily , whitely covered, of course and tastefully laid on one leg,) his scent would reach her,

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  13. His brother all rubs it in. Lol

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  14. A dude having a Bach party? Nope. Bai

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    1. creepy, but they aLL do, otherwise, how would they know?

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  15. Evan gives me the creeps

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  16. These intros are cracking me up, they are so staged and cheesy

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  17. Ranch dude is also super creepy

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  18. big tits and thick middle, military dude.

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    1. When I get laid off, I expect my pot pie WAITING!

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  19. OHHH, She looks scrawny because of her tit inserts!

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  20. The card mixup was actually cute!
    *what does that say about me....

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    1. Cure! But cheesy, could have gone waay better

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  21. who was the "Canadian?" He has NO chance!

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  22. Fuck, talent will get you far...

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  23. At least wear panties with yer kilt!

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    1. We Nevvver Doooooo!
      Whert ar yu?
      Ainglish?!

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  24. Canadian Danial is a potential Serial Killer...
    Run Jo, RUN!

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  25. Soooo what do you think of the guys so far?

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  26. Wells is totally Ben 2.0

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  27. AND THIS IS THE REASON BACHELORETTE WORKS! ( for me, no pressure) TESTOSTERONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *they don't follow script in these first days*
    *sarcasm* and yet......

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    1. Its so cringey but I love it

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  28. Okay, that is really stupid

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  29. OMG! Flo (insurance commercial) is pregs! Who the F was her Camera guy?

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  30. Maybe we just need to get to know them all better...

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  31. off to smoke, get me on the phone for Horror!!

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    1. NM, bastid came back on before I got my rain gear on.

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  32. add the beards together?
    What would you get?
    1 REAL beard?

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    1. So many of these guys look the same

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  33. So much more,attractive in person? RUDE!

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    1. He felt the blast of "live" the real 2 dimensional...

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  34. Word on the street is that Jojo and Jordan had already been chit chatting quite a bit before filming started

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    1. Hmmmm. I would not doubt that at all.

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    2. His whole body is just oddly shaped

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  35. Retired from the bench is more like it

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  36. Ummm. He's playing the jr high paper game?

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  37. I can't watch this aaahhhhhhh

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  38. Bring on the crazy drunkenness!

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  39. You know what I love best about the "rose"? in the 'ginning time, it is dried out and dying, for lack of "love"

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  40. "You can't poke me in the bellybutton. Is that, like a Canadian thing?

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  41. That hipster was waiting all might to drop the "Daamn, Daniel"

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    1. Why , what just happened to where she was so freaked?

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  42. Sorry, stepped out for a cig, (5 min suck for an min) and STILL missed drunk 1st!
    So disappointed.

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  43. Man. I hope she gets this whittled down to a respectable 3! Dang

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  44. Okay this Santa act has got to go

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  45. Please! Who CAN'T play Fur Elise!

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  46. Drink every time someone says "I'm from Texas"

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    1. In a sexy, hot summer romance with the motorcycle rising bad boy type way

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  48. I am not buying what Jordan is selling

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  49. Of course the catiness starts!

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  50. Aww tan suit was so much cuter than Adam Levine

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  51. She went so white *Wonderbread* will use her for a spokeswoman

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  52. Were they expecting DWTS to run way over? We still have 10 min left!

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    1. Previews! Lotsa previews!

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    2. Trudat! Did they O.J these guys with dim light or do I need a new tv?

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  53. You guys! This season looks AWESOME

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  54. James said that something not nuts happens he literally had to slap himself to tell if it was real. Wonder what happened o_O

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    1. Night guys
      See you around 8:30ish next Monday

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    2. See you then! Can't wait to see more drunken attempts at flirting

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