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Paused on old lady party
Grey Hen Party it is
Holla back guuuurll!
I ain't no holla back gurl!
Rolling Nana's Party!
Who did what to Elisabeth??Oooh! Ellen Burstyn!
Frank announced her cancer
How DARE he! How do you remember??
I have an excellent memory for tv show details, real life, not so much.
Ohhhhh, southern lady shade...
Why I declare
Oooh don't cross snarky rich old ladies!
They'll bless his heart, with their once-removed donations
Oh that's Claire's mama
Neve Campbell looks fantastic
"They" being Jackie and another woman, I presume
It sincerely worries me that people hold Claire up as an example of a strong woman on TV
She's a slightly less sympathetic female Hitler
Right? She's just a scheming biotch right now
All strong women should be willing to kill to get what they want
They do!! There are articles out there!
"Let your baby wither and die inside you"
Petrov is cleaning house
Oooh Claire's Mama is good with a burn
Hearing Claire's mother, is it any wonder...?
I fixate on that couch every time!
Its still distracting how off it was they broke up those two
Remember when they used to smoke in front of the window together??
That was coldly polite
Frank is onto her
He knows her...
Remy getting some
She in a hurry. Whip it out Remy
We're on a clock here Remy
Less talky, more cocky!!
Poor Remy being treated like a ho
VOD-KA VOD-KA VOD-KA
Awww I like Remy and Jackie back together
Get it gurrrrllll
Ruh roh, papped!
What camera makes clicking noises these days?
Exactly. Um. None.
Exciting TV cameras!
I need a butler
Claire wearing Ivory. "Fuck you, MOM"
Giant middle finger to you, ma!
I was gonna say: that doesn't look black!
She wore the ivory, suck it Mama!
I liked her slow stiff clap at Frances too! Fcuk you TOO!
That ivory stands out beautifully!
The VP is such a dork
LOL Remy said big Texas donors, but I swear he said big Texas DONGERS
I may be stuck back in the previous scene in mah head
The fact that they're trying to sell Claire as warm and more popular than Frank...
Sidney Prescott ain't playing
Frank already tried; pfft Remy
Threatening Remy... Careful, chica, that bear still has claws
Claire almost has lasers coming out of her eyes right now
Ice lazers! With sharks!
I'm surprised they're not all frozen into stone
Sharks ridden by rabid badgers
Rabid honey badgers
Frank making his move...
There goes all Claire's leverage
Just alls the HAHAHAHA
We always end up on #TeamFrank. Sneaky fucker
Never #TeamFrank always #TeamPeteyRusso
I can't help it
I saw he's in new Woody Allen, but I'm not sure I can watch that
I do not like Woody Allen movies and I don't understand when people do
Werd. Just. Werd.
Yes fvuking way, Syd
I don't want to root for EITHER of these aholes
You could travel to my bagina
Well thank you for the invitation Chuck
Travel to Texas...I hear they have beeg donor boner dongers
Dionne Warwick smack down!
LOL Sorry about the #KANYECAPS
Claire is up to something
Claire is always up to something
Frank didn't help her like he was supposed to"Allow her" LOL??
Ok if my hubs talked to me like that, I'd smother him in his sleep
He practically patted her on the head! Side chop to the throat
Maybe she roofied him
Anyone that says, "MOTHER was expecting me?" Dear bob
I am zoning out as Frank drones on
Is he....talking to us?
Ah shuddup Frank. I don't like you anymore
Smug sexless sunuvabitch
I still like him better than her if you hold a knife to my froat
But she's a strong woman! *raspberry*
Frank wants to whip out his ax
Blah blah Walter blah pee Walter
The US never supports foreign coups!!
Except when we sponsored Justin Trudeau
That one time...
We need a character that we like
I like Remy and Sydney!
Everyone else can suck wind
Petrov is too tall! And has a shirt on
And he's not on horseback!
That's just wrong.
Or wrassling an alligator!
I only wanted one drag. LOL
That's how it all starts.
Just the tip
That is exactly what ruined my entire social life in this neighbourhood
Did you make an unwelcome dick joke?
Story of lots of lives
I!! Thought I was talking about a cigarette. HE!! misunderstood. The phrase "just the tip" definitely came up because of us thinks we're hilarious
Oh hey mum, can I borrow some cash? One and a half mill will do.
ORRRRR I'll sell your house
That's what happened on Last Tango!
OUT FROM UNDERNEATH YOU!
You'll be dead soon anyway, not like you need it
Nice turban, ma!
Whipped out the disappointment card
Oh nan. Entitlement issues abound
Now I thoroughly dislike both of the Underwoods
I can do another if youssssss can?
I gotta feed my poor starving children. It's 39 minutes past lunch time!
I think the fella wants to yak
You re a terrible mother! Throw some hideous Lunchables at them and go!
I don't want to know what a lunchable is, do I?
Fione. Tomorrow, then?
You probably dont. It's a pre-made pack of crackers, meat, cheese and a cookie. All processed of course.
Yeah I'm good tomozza
Night guys. That was so much fun! I missed our watches!
'Twas great! Laters baby