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2 eps?! Dios mios!
This week I learned that slightly creepy Evan is a dad of three!
The Chadlist Chad to ever Chad
So where are you?
Perfect! Angergasm! Oy!
MY goodness that khakied booty!
Oh dear. Angergasm
That really was like a Bachelor exorcisim. The power of Chris compels you!
I'd be terrified that I would fart during this hot yoga
I hope he doesn't errrr....
Well, no worries!
No way he doesn't have at least a half chub
The very least!
LIES JOJO LIES!
"I can confidently say this is the first time I've ever mounted a guy on the first date"
It felt really good...
Ohhhh, she's flicking her hair all angsty-like!
Thirst are very angry hair flips
*thoseI must be thirsty
Not happy at all
Where's that wine, girl?
The live music win.
I would die if that was actually playing during this convo
Oh I thought you meant the spa guitar when she was giving him a rose
The date that scores the live band seems to have a higher chance of going to the end!
This singer blends in with the rest of the contestants
Stunned looks abound
Chase has giant hands
I'm sorry I can't help it but I love Chad. The rest of the guys look like such bigger assholes trying to stand up to him and I love that he riles them up then sits back and let's them get carried away with their douchebaggery
I feel like they're all told to start drama by the producers.
100% what else would they do in that house all day
This should be good!
This is raunchy for ABC!
I liked Evan until he half assed ganged up on Chad.
OMG someone just called Evan Mr. Cockafellar! I die.
Oops I meant on Reddit. Somehow I left out the second most important piece of info :/
I would have to drink to do this too
Whitney is to Southern Charm as Evan is to The Bachelorette
Oh that was funny! A...B...
He was describing his knowledge of oral at 16!
Oh they have had to cut a lot of this shit. Dammit!
Give me more of the Wells threesome!
That's what I think they couldn't show
Wells gets my final rose
That did not go well
Understatement of the year
I. Can't. Handle. This. Show.
Okay. Chad ain't right. He punched a door!
I think you need to reasses your affinity for Chad. Lol
Evan is TERRIFIED
And so am I
That's dome poofy ass hurr
Some Johnny Bravo shit
UGH I do not want Jojo to pick Jordan!
Everybody looks so uncomfortable. They're all silent, like...ummmm
When crazy is talking!
Oohhh this season is FULL of awkward silences!
The old reverse-bully move!
Villains gonna vill
Oh. MY. GAWD. MATCH GAME!
Now he's a stalker?
The ultimate lurker
There's a difference?
LOL if the interwebs have taught me anything that's a big ole NO
Jojo is DONE
Evan gets a rose just for saving her
Could Alex's shirt get any tighter
Well that didn't go like I expected it to
Ali looks so cute in his quilted leather bomber
Wtfff"Let's pretend you're Hitler...""Let's not pretend I'm Hitler.""Ok let's pretend youre a step down, like Mussolini"
Omg I can't with James right now
He's a sweet dork
Hahaha! Security everywhere
That bodyguard does not look confident around Chad
Retro Jojo is so glam
She OWNS it
STOP this is my dream
NOT JUST MATCH GAME BUT ALSO PYRAMID?!
Why am I suddenly having a 10 min commercial break (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣
Trump, Hitler, Mussolini, Bush. 3/4 ain't bad!
Okay. Total friendzone.
It's hugs, nit kisses. HUGE tell
Nevermind after his song. Lol
Oh, I'm hongry all of the sudden.
I've been hungry since I realized I left my lunch leftovers at work
Veggie sandwich on toasted ciabatta in case you were wondering. Avocado, tomatoes, hummus, pickled carrot slaw, and some fancy aioli. I'm obviously over it.
I just ate some potato salad I made earlier.
Stahp you're making me hungry!! I don't even like potatoes
Dun dun dun
Well that's weird. So only Chris can deal with this stuff?
Not even! He's not the boss of this show
Like he didn't already know
Foooool Chris Harrison knows everything!
He da man!
Lol. Ummm. Send crazy home. Done.
Gotta keep the ratings up!
To be continued...Until tomorrow! See you (amd Wells!) then!
See you then! (And Wells)
Wtf idk why I just said that
Stay here for tonight?
I can't tell if Evan and Chad are wearing matching necklaces or if those are mic necklaces
OK mic necklaces
I am so sorry, J! I had an emergency situation with an online exam that set me back. Ugh. I promise to be back on track on Monday!
Did you watch? How was it?
Welp. Caught the last 15vand bai Felicia!
Hahahaha, he made his way back!
In TWO WEEKS?