Tuesday, 2 August 2016

Bookie Wook Watch: Bachelor in Paradise S3:E1!! Meet the Meat Puppets!

Woo hoo it's Bachelor In Paradise time again Bootches!! Are you ready to group watch this motherhumper as we have the last two years?? ME TOO!! Bring your tissues coz you know this one is there, right?


See you at 6:00 pm Bookie Standard Time! The preview:




Best line so far: eff YOU Chris Harrison!


205 comments:

  1. Icing down some drinks in preparation. See you in a couple of hours, kiddos.

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    1. Woot OEC! I shall ice bevvies as well

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    2. All iced and ready to hunker!

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  2. Hello, hello, hello...is this thing on?!?

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    1. Woo hoo HGM you made it!

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    2. It is on like Donkey Kong!

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    4. Hey hey hey. We got a newbie. Welcome!

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  3. Pizza is here and kiddos are bathed: let's DO THIS!!

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  4. Bets on first ocean bounce??

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  5. Oh. And Ashley's crying still

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  6. I really really really don't like Amanda

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  7. Evan looking very familiar with that bananaa

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  8. I used to love the credits :(

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    1. I thought they were still awesomely awful!

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    2. But that's the point! Ish

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    1. She needs a helping hand in the love department

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  10. I just hope they upped the sea-faring antibiotics, I hear we've got resistant strains

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    1. Buzzkill. And yet... welcome back, old friend

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    2. I wonder how Jillian's bum is doing

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  12. I would love to cut off Nick's head and just enjoy his body

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    1. I believe that is called necrophilia

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    2. Thats honestly more appealing than a full headed Nick

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  13. Imma be thinking Cherries Jubilee the whole time

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    1. LOL! I had the same damn thing. I almost wish there was a dude named Foster

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    1. And they call Americans dumb...

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    2. An eagle only settles for an eagle...or a pterodactyl...

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  15. I'm not taking responsibility for THIS Canadian!!

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    1. Not a good representation of the broad spectrum?

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    2. Hey, it could be worse. I've got Evan. Tennessee represent!

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    3. Extra bro-ish

      Shave yo neck!

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    4. What was Evan WEARING???

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    5. He's an erectile disfunctionialist dewd!

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    6. Evan is the WORST!! He's wearing his own shame

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  16. Who knew Daniel could be so funny?!

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  17. This momma is really pretty and sounds nice when I can hear her

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    1. What was her name? I mist it

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    2. No no no no no

      I can't put into words why I don't like Amanda but I actually move away from the TV when she comes on

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    3. Is it the voice? She's really purty

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    4. Months voice is just an added bonus

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  18. Ahhhh. I just live this show.

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    1. You live in a multi-storied, thatch hotel on the ocean?

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    2. Jorge brings you drinks?

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    3. It might be fun to live...for an hour or two. I'm really just thinking of the open bar and meat platter

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    4. Like a dirty weekend maybe

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    5. Wellll...they do test you for disease so

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  19. Her voice is making dogs twitch

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  20. First person means you get top bunk!

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  21. It's like someone made her on a computer!

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  22. Are they really in a place starting with Playa?!

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    1. They are!! Hey gurl hey!!

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    2. Aww, kisses loves. You guys are the best! Way to make a girl feel welcomed.

      Renooooooooooooooooooooooo<3

      Charlie!- said like Charlie's Angels. mwah

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  23. Is this Nick's 8th dating show?

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    1. I think he gets better looking with each season. Of course, that might be my Red Stripe talking.

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    2. I have always been fascinated by beer ventriloquism.

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    3. It's much more complex than one would think.

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    4. I totes agree. Hmmmm. Vodka or Nick reverse aging?

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  24. "Ever made out in a thunderstorm?"..... writing that one down

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  25. This girl with the lace front needs some help.

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  26. I almost didn't recognize Vinny with hair

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  27. Carly! With her best eyebrows yet!

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  28. Oh man Carly

    She made us all cry!!

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    1. Tell me about Carly, please. What's her backstory?

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    2. Love Carly! She's just a cool chick who fell for the wrong dude last season. He was a total asshole. She also has some legendary brows

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    3. She's that funny friend that falls for her best male friend but last season she fell in love with a really cool dude and he just never mentioned he wasn't on the same page until the very end

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    4. She was the only one last season completely settled with her man front day one and then he dumped her at the very end. She,was devastated

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    5. And she's super cool! And a cruise ship singer!

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    6. Got it! Team Legendary Eyebrows!

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  29. Dang... these guys have allllllll the good pickup lines

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    1. Getting fake numbers in every area code

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    2. In every.area.code. He's got bros!

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  30. Its Squidward on steroids

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  31. "Washed up street dogs..." Waiting for him to call all the women, bitches

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    1. I like how he took back Yorkies, like he didn't want to offend the yorkies of the world

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    2. Poms are okay, I take back Poms too

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  32. Daniel's a fake jerk. All for shobro

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    1. I tried to take pee breaks when he was on JoJo's show

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  33. She's stumping for a husband...

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  34. Sigh. The producers gave him adjectives that he wasn't familiar with

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  35. Really? The twins are the stunners, Daniel?

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  36. And the twins excite all the yerks

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  37. So, these Courtney Stodden wannabes are Daniel's type?

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    1. Hey did you see the Mother and Daughter Experiment?

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    2. Courtney Stodden was onnit and I was wondering if she ever found her wee damaged peas

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  38. Please. Stay in Vancouver forever

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  39. "I would pay so much money to be a fly on that wall"

    THEY'RE STANDING IN THE OCEAN

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  40. How old are you? 25, 27, 21, 23

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  41. I've already got the 411, feral Lace

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  42. Lace is only crazy when she's drunk. Which is almost always.

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  43. "Anything but vodka" as Reno screams at the screen

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  44. OMG it's like the theme frome CHARLIE"S ANGELS

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  45. Brandt has Kirk Douglas' s chin, but a little sideways

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  46. Oh man, her wig is so bad. Why Lawd why?

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  47. Sure, make the twins always hold hands. A squicky threesome mentally dangled

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  48. Jared hopes Ashley isn't there. HA

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  49. Oh gawd. Jared again. Model seconds bin

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  50. OK, with this much blatant foreshadowing, I am assuming that Chad will be arriving?

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    1. I must admit, I love this train wreck. The snark practically writes itself.

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    1. I'm here, I'm here! Just trying to prepare myself for The Chad! Gathering supplies...mostly of the alcoholic beverage type.

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    2. I think I ate too much pizza...

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    3. Who let this heathen in???

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  53. Why hasn't anyone said anything to her? Where are her friends or family? Jeez.

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    1. Well darn, that was in reply to you TTM about her wig. Typed in wrong spot.

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    2. It's off by half an inch! How did she not notice? Someone help her oot!

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    1. Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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    2. Is he this season's Joe?

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    3. I suspect. His whiskers go up to his eyes

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    4. And Sam while we're at it!

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  55. Ah Sarah, I love you, this is not your show

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    1. Yeah I wonder why she keeps coming back

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  56. Daniel is working the Canadian accent

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  57. Man, I love these classy guys!

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  58. Daniel & Chad are a tag team of douchery

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