Monday, 8 August 2016

Bookie Wook Watch: Bachelor In Paradise S3:E2 Still About The Chad

Hi guys! !



Welcome back! Who wants to bet we'll be talking only about The Chad tonight? Nah, nobody's taking that bet, see you at 6 for more UnREAL shenanigans! !

I recapped last week's epi here: Bachelor in Paradise S3:E1 Recap if you want to refresh your memory!

208 comments:

  1. Building my watching nest. Made some hummus, got my pita chips, and grabbing a drink

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  2. What happened to that blonde one's FACE??

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  3. Grant looks like the gay producer on UnReal!

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    1. He is, I just caught a glimpse and thought "Whuuuuu"

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  4. Maple syrup *herk*

    You know I'm thinking Super Troopers!

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    1. I think he meant something different

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  6. Pretty sure he's still drunk

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  7. How long did he practice that one eyebrow lift?

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  8. I shouldn't have drank that much...as he pours massive amounts of more alcohol

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  9. Leah looks like LITERALLY EVERY OTHER BLONDE

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    1. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP THEM STRAIGHT! I can't

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    2. Lip injections, weave and all

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    3. Why do ALL women wear their hair the same??

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  10. "I hate her, she's a drama queen who LIES!!" oh "Hiyyyyiiiiiiiiiiii Leah!"

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    1. "You look so cuuuuuuu!"

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    2. My inner brain hurts reading that

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    1. I forgot to email! But I tweeted and Facebooked!

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  12. Daniel isn't happy. They are all dogs. Right, Danny?

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  13. These two making fun of Leah is a bit rich

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    1. I'm impressed that they were able to memorize their index cards

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  14. Sigh

    These are grown women, right?

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  15. Is he talking about his wang size?

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  16. I have a giant melon too! Like Nick!

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    1. Ooooooooo. I was half paying attention and heard 7 & 5/8ths

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  17. Sure, he'd love to go on a date when he's done rubbing Emily's hump!

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    1. We don't care about tornadoes! BiP is on!

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    2. I don't even live in Ocracoke!

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  19. Banana eating contest. Of course

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    1. And it had to be the twins

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    2. When do they start their beer tub careers?

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    3. Bwahahahahahaha. Flashbacks to clubs I went to in my twenties

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  20. Jorge is getting speaking parts!

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  21. Apparently shirts are banned in Paradise

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  22. I can't! I can't with how lame it is!

    There's a reason it didn't work out???

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    1. It was what it was?

      IT WAS 3 HOURS

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  23. I seriously can't keep them apart except for Sarah and Carly. Eyebrows and arm as indicators

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  24. She like attacked his face!

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  25. Does the verbal editing seem pervier than normal, or is it just me?

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  26. Look. She has a child. She's just like us!

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    1. "I hope to be able to find fame, I mean,love,here."

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    2. Middle lost his shite entirely when I FaceTimed him once when I was away

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  27. Amanda has a strange way of speaking. I want to lean forward but yet I don't. She's kinda Reese-ish

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  28. Wow I've never seen anyone's face fall that far under the influence of that many neurotoxins

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  29. They have the same makeup because THEY LOOK THE SAME

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  30. When did they decide of everyone's hairstyle? Was there a meeting? A memo?

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    1. "How can we best confuse the viewers?"

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  31. Poor Daniel. Sitting back at Paradise wishing Nick had asked him out

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  32. Where's Orvi and JSierra???? I accidentally removed Orvi from the post-setter list last week I was gonna ask if she cared or no!

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  33. Did you guys ever think about how creepy it is that we're watching them makeout??

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  34. I can't stop staring at her forehead...it's so SHINY

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  35. Hang on to your ginch, ladies. A lion is about to enter Paradise

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    1. I thought Chad was the lion? Ohhhh maybe a bear

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    2. Drunkie the Bear "Remember, only you can prevent sobriety"

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  36. "Gummi Bears, you'll never leave me roseless"

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  37. But Sarah

    Have you made a connection?

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  38. Sarah, ask Evan if women can get ED. Find a commonality with him

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  39. Lookit: Izzy has a preternaturally shiny forehead too

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    1. Don't they have makeup for that?

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  40. Carly, you're not there to watch, get out there!

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  41. Are you joking? Kissing Evan would be like kissing a wet, microwaved sponge

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    1. I just spit up in my mouth a tiny bit

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  42. Carly, He's Just Not That Into You

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  43. He doesn't even look at her!

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  44. Sarah is hypnotising me with her arm running

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  45. Lace's bum is blurry around the edges again

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  46. Nobody knows we're here!

    Cue camera

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  47. How are you going to make him want to give you that rose?

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    1. and then cue shot of waves crashing

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  49. It sounds like a wet fish being slapped on a rock or no?

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    1. That's nice, because they get such a bad rap

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  51. They're doing what Lace and Grant are! Lol

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  52. That camera shot was AWESOME

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  53. She's all about the inflatables

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  54. Awww now the girls are all "amazing" to Daniel

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    1. Dogs walking on two legs ARE amazing

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    2. Little wooobbbly, but YEAH! Plus the fruit ref?

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  55. Does he taste like Sarah, Izzy?

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  56. Vinny not wasting any time!

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    1. Taking advantage of the seller's market

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  57. "She has baggage that can talk"

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    1. Hahahaha He even just told her the truth. Love it

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  59. End of sentence upspEAK is driving me craZY

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  60. I keep thinking her lipstick is smeared

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  61. Wily Canadian confuses The Onion

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  62. It's like everyone forgets the WOMEN get to choose next week

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  63. Hahaha the backing off crab

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  64. sofia vergara... can se be done?

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  65. Getting rid of Chad doesn't seem like such a good idea now, hey?

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    1. Oh I think he'll be back somehow someway

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  66. Lace has no lips and extreme lashes, everyone else is a combo

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  67. WHAT??? That is bullshit. They're not conjoined twins

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    1. Ashley and Whoren did the same though

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    2. I had kinda blocked that out. The brain's natural defense to trauma

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  68. That colour of lipstick is not good for Leah

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    1. That's a super strong lip stain

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    2. Especially with the injections

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  69. Amanda says #like wayyyy too much, otherwise I like her all right

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    1. She kind of swallows her words, she has an odd way of speaking

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  70. Looks like Josh is going to be our new villian

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  71. Daniel. Your 10-yr-old hijinks are HILARIOUS!

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  72. "I want to find a wife more than anything." How is it that his tongue didn't leap out of his mouth with that lie?

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