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Damn, that post blew up quick!
Woot high five J!
Ya! Jumping ^5
I'm sorry that was very Chad of me
Oooooo J takes it!
No, slipping me a roofie and showing the pics to your bros would be very Chad of you
We missed live watches, that's what it was!
They have rattan fridges in Paradise?
Gilligan helped The Professor weave it.
And fill it with processed meats while EDEvan goes through Grandpa Chad's luggage?
Chad's like a hard 40, hey?
It's the 'roids
Don't look at him under bright lights
I am gonna get drunk and squint
Good call. I suggest vodka
For a second there I thought you meant 40 on a 1-10 hot scale
Oh noooo like a lot of shots and squinting before I see The Chad's inner beauty
Agetn Carter has a new show?! Looks like it might be canceled after one season.
She's having a tough go of it
What are high school dances?
It's like shuffling to music as a teenager, Footloose
Ooooohhhh. My teen years were a lot like Footloose without the fun dance at the end
I was calling YOU Footloose. Stupid interwebs wrecking my joke
Man. My bad. I glossed right over that pause inducing comma
I can't believe we've gone this long with Lace and nobody has said "which one of you bitches is my mother!!" yet!!
Noice!it's Pagan! Spoiler alert
I want Cherries Jubilee now.
Whoa man these blondes are all so generic, Imma have trouble sorting out who's who
Somebody get a non-scarring injury requiring a bandage on your face!
A scratch from a cat fight in 1 2 3...
Maybe mix a little koolaid into their shampoo?
Oh good. Chad is referring to himself in 3rd person. AWESOME
Never go full Karl Malone into the fourth person
You just made my head spin
Bro slap-fight coming up!
What does hot mess + hot mess =
I hope a hot mess...
Extra boob sweat pads?
I don't do math.
Hot mess squared?
I'm already sticky thinking about it
Grant looks so familiar
The APPLAUSE was for you. That ish was funny.
Thank you thank you
Drunken face mashing! Ocean Bounce! Ocean Bounce! !
The odds are high
Fighting with their faces
I've never seen Daisy Dukes that look both obscene AND diapers
That's not fair when the blondes are all sitting together
Chad is 28??!??
*cough 48 cough*
Blur-O-Vision to hide the bum cheek flossing
Alcohol is nobody's friend on BiP. Except us!
America could hear you?
Is that a comeback? Lisa Kudrow would be upset.
The twins are pretty shite. One more so than the other
I'm actually liking this side of Chad?
FIRST OCEAN BOUNCE
I'm confused; she had a full bikini bottom before
Hmm, maybe because the bottoms are white and now wet we can see bum crack.
We've got bum crack people!
Oh good point! Maybe that was a tanning bikini and not a swimming bikini
I'm so jelly right now. Live snarking, ocean bouncing AND new friends. HURUMPH
Hey Ms. Sawyer!
Can't you shuck your responsibilities? I'm sure the kids won't maim themselves in only a few hours.
Unfortunately my country refuses to show BiP at 11am.
See: Australia knowsWe misses you!
I'll just go back to Twitter and scout for new members of my club
Gol darn you Australia!
Pinatas filled with condoms
Jared is so wooden!
OMG, they are not.
WHY A CLOWN???
That's a scary fucking clown and I'm not even afraid of clowns
That farking clown in American Horror Story...
Why is the clown jacking off on TV? Weird
ABC why you gotta blur out all da booties
Don't blur the bootay
Another ocean bounce???
Hahahahaha. Looked like he was moving for her breasts and then remembered he was on camera
SECOND OCEAN BOUNCE!
They just need to hate bone and get it over with.
I was over it 30 minutes ago
$200.00 sunglasses LOL
All those veins.
Lace, if you stick with Chad, you will need to learn a few phrases... "It's not his fault, sometimes I make him angry." "No, I walked into a door."
Why does every woman have fake eyelashes?
Confession: I wear fake lashes! It cut my getting ready time down soooo much, my makeup never smears (I always had a problem with mascara smearing under my eyes, even though I only wore it on top), and it takes two seconds to tale my makeup off. It sounds so high maintenance but I love them! The more natural ones though, not the giant flappy ones.
I think Becks does too but I refuse, I refuse I refuse! If you know that song I love you forever. I had mine dyed and curled before my long trip and that was sooooo nice and low maintenance
Mine are transparent with the ginger, see
"Is tie you up and make you smell like... peppermint"So much romance
How would one make someone smell like peppermint...?
I think it involves candy canes
"Haley or Emily. Twin." Bahaha
HAHAHHAHADid that caption actually just say "Hailey or Emily"?
This show is HIGHlarious
It really did! LOL
It's the best!
The WORST D I V O R C E.This show only deals in extremes.
It's just the booze; give them a pizza and some time apart, they'll be friendsicles in no time!
And then some more booze...shampoo, rinse, repeat
It's like two hours! What story? ?
Daniel looks like a giant Tom Cruise
I bet Chad hasn't had a drop of alcohol all night and is just putting on a drama act
TTM, can you translate what Daniel just said???
I can't hear anything, sorry! It was probably "no doot aboot it"
Let's have some Vienna Sausages and chill, hosers!
Poutine ya househeads? (Reaching)
Okay. J may get this, but I understand why Andi and Kaitlyn did Nick. Just once. But I get it.
How does Sarah keep coming back on this show?
I love her, but this is not her show
Idk but it kind of irritates me for some reason
One by one...peace out!
"Fuck that one armed bitch"OK I'm sorry but that was pretty hilarious
Im going to hell anyway.
I'm still giggling. Ay yi yi. I'll bring the drinks to hell! Who's bringing snacks?
Whuuuut Chad??That was not okay about Sarah
Dysfunction Specialist, HA!
He's not intoxicated. He's fucking wasted.
Canadians punch friends... Reno! Careful!
I've never seen a man actually CHASE crabs.
Chad has crabs on steroids too
Is that crab going to nest in his hair? Hahahah
How much you wanna bet the other person Mick hates is Shawn Booth
*Nick WTF phone
The Morning After
Jillian's Black Box!
ED Specialist.... I guess if you gotta be good at something
I totally missed Vinny
The Poop Pants Conspiracy
Did he....put them back on after?
I'm sure he gave them a healthy spray down with Axe
That explains a lot
Chad, this is the point where you apologize profusely; not laugh it off
There must be hair and makeup people
Um no, Lace, that's not EXACTLY what you were doing
I am so glad there were no cameras around when I was youngm
Riiight HG?! Wow
Chad will fight ANYONE that doesn't think he was humble
I DIDN'T YELL AT ANYONE!!
I DIDN'T CALL ANYONE A BITCH, YOU BITCH
Chad. You are OUT
Oot! As Daniel and I would say
"Aren't you allowed to insult the staff if they're Mexican?" --- says Chad's inner voice
Trump voter*wise nodding*
That's RACIST. Lol
I bet Chad has many inner voices
And most of them wonder why they gave us the vote
Notorious looks Notoriously bad
60 seconds later: you're serious??
Those sunglasses cost $200?
I am guessing that Chad has had a blackout. Remembers up to kissing in the hot tub.
Ahhhh that would explain a lot
Was that one hand clapping?
Fu*k you crabs! Lol