Tuesday, 2 August 2016

BWW: Bachelor in Paradise S3:E1 Continues!

Still going! Memba her??


222 comments:

  1. Damn, that post blew up quick!

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    1. I'm sorry that was very Chad of me

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    2. No, slipping me a roofie and showing the pics to your bros would be very Chad of you

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  3. We missed live watches, that's what it was!

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  4. They have rattan fridges in Paradise?

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    1. Gilligan helped The Professor weave it.

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    2. And fill it with processed meats while EDEvan goes through Grandpa Chad's luggage?

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  5. Chad's like a hard 40, hey?

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    1. Don't look at him under bright lights

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    2. I am gonna get drunk and squint

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    3. Good call. I suggest vodka

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    4. For a second there I thought you meant 40 on a 1-10 hot scale

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    5. Oh noooo like a lot of shots and squinting before I see The Chad's inner beauty

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  6. Agetn Carter has a new show?! Looks like it might be canceled after one season.

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  7. What are high school dances?

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    1. It's like shuffling to music as a teenager, Footloose

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    2. Ooooohhhh. My teen years were a lot like Footloose without the fun dance at the end

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    3. I was calling YOU Footloose. Stupid interwebs wrecking my joke

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    4. Man. My bad. I glossed right over that pause inducing comma

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  8. I can't believe we've gone this long with Lace and nobody has said "which one of you bitches is my mother!!" yet!!

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    1. Noice!it's Pagan! Spoiler alert

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  9. I want Cherries Jubilee now.

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  10. Whoa man these blondes are all so generic, Imma have trouble sorting out who's who

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    1. Somebody get a non-scarring injury requiring a bandage on your face!

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    2. A scratch from a cat fight in 1 2 3...

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    3. Maybe mix a little koolaid into their shampoo?

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  11. Oh good. Chad is referring to himself in 3rd person. AWESOME

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  12. What does hot mess + hot mess =

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  13. Drunken face mashing! Ocean Bounce! Ocean Bounce! !

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  14. I've never seen Daisy Dukes that look both obscene AND diapers

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  15. That's not fair when the blondes are all sitting together

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  16. Blur-O-Vision to hide the bum cheek flossing

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  17. Alcohol is nobody's friend on BiP. Except us!

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    1. Is that a comeback? Lisa Kudrow would be upset.

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    2. The twins are pretty shite. One more so than the other

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  19. I'm actually liking this side of Chad?

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  20. I'm confused; she had a full bikini bottom before

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    1. Hmm, maybe because the bottoms are white and now wet we can see bum crack.

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    2. Oh good point! Maybe that was a tanning bikini and not a swimming bikini

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  21. I'm so jelly right now. Live snarking, ocean bouncing AND new friends. HURUMPH

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    1. Can't you shuck your responsibilities? I'm sure the kids won't maim themselves in only a few hours.

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    2. Unfortunately my country refuses to show BiP at 11am.

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    3. See: Australia knows

      We misses you!

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    4. I'll just go back to Twitter and scout for new members of my club

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    5. Gol darn you Australia!

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  22. That's a scary fucking clown and I'm not even afraid of clowns

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    1. That farking clown in American Horror Story...

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  23. Why is the clown jacking off on TV? Weird

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  24. ABC why you gotta blur out all da booties

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  25. Hahahahaha. Looked like he was moving for her breasts and then remembered he was on camera

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  26. They just need to hate bone and get it over with.

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  27. Lace, if you stick with Chad, you will need to learn a few phrases... "It's not his fault, sometimes I make him angry." "No, I walked into a door."

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  28. Why does every woman have fake eyelashes?

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    1. Confession: I wear fake lashes! It cut my getting ready time down soooo much, my makeup never smears (I always had a problem with mascara smearing under my eyes, even though I only wore it on top), and it takes two seconds to tale my makeup off. It sounds so high maintenance but I love them! The more natural ones though, not the giant flappy ones.

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    2. I think Becks does too but I refuse, I refuse I refuse! If you know that song I love you forever. I had mine dyed and curled before my long trip and that was sooooo nice and low maintenance

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    3. Mine are transparent with the ginger, see

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  29. "Is tie you up and make you smell like... peppermint"

    So much romance

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  30. "Haley or Emily. Twin." Bahaha

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  31. HAHAHHAHA

    Did that caption actually just say "Hailey or Emily"?

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  32. The WORST D I V O R C E.

    This show only deals in extremes.

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  33. It's just the booze; give them a pizza and some time apart, they'll be friendsicles in no time!

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    1. And then some more booze...shampoo, rinse, repeat

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  34. It's like two hours! What story? ?

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  35. Daniel looks like a giant Tom Cruise

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  36. I bet Chad hasn't had a drop of alcohol all night and is just putting on a drama act

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  37. TTM, can you translate what Daniel just said???

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    1. I can't hear anything, sorry! It was probably "no doot aboot it"

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    2. Let's have some Vienna Sausages and chill, hosers!

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    3. Poutine ya househeads? (Reaching)

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  38. Okay. J may get this, but I understand why Andi and Kaitlyn did Nick. Just once. But I get it.

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  39. How does Sarah keep coming back on this show?

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    1. I love her, but this is not her show

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    2. Idk but it kind of irritates me for some reason

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  40. "Fuck that one armed bitch"

    OK I'm sorry but that was pretty hilarious

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    1. Im going to hell anyway.

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    2. I'm still giggling. Ay yi yi. I'll bring the drinks to hell! Who's bringing snacks?

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  41. Whuuuut Chad??

    That was not okay about Sarah

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  42. He's not intoxicated. He's fucking wasted.

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  43. Canadians punch friends... Reno! Careful!

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  44. I've never seen a man actually CHASE crabs.

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  45. Chad has crabs on steroids too

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  46. Is that crab going to nest in his hair? Hahahah

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  47. How much you wanna bet the other person Mick hates is Shawn Booth

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  48. ED Specialist.... I guess if you gotta be good at something

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    1. Did he....put them back on after?

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    2. I'm sure he gave them a healthy spray down with Axe

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  50. Chad, this is the point where you apologize profusely; not laugh it off

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  51. There must be hair and makeup people

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  52. Um no, Lace, that's not EXACTLY what you were doing

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    1. selective recollection

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    2. I am so glad there were no cameras around when I was youngm

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  53. Chad will fight ANYONE that doesn't think he was humble

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    1. I DIDN'T YELL AT ANYONE!!

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    2. I DIDN'T CALL ANYONE A BITCH, YOU BITCH

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  54. "Aren't you allowed to insult the staff if they're Mexican?" --- says Chad's inner voice

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    1. Trump voter*wise nodding*

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    2. I bet Chad has many inner voices

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    3. And most of them wonder why they gave us the vote

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  55. 60 seconds later: you're serious??

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  56. Those sunglasses cost $200?

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  57. I am guessing that Chad has had a blackout. Remembers up to kissing in the hot tub.

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