Tuesday, 9 August 2016

BWW: Bachelor In Paradise S3:E3

It's a double-header this week for the BiP. More drunken ocean bouncing for our buck. This episode gives the power to the ladies - will poor Carly save Evan? #kissstring #neverforget


85 comments:

  1. Daniel taking inventory of his abs?

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  2. I just realized. Daniel has a tiny head. there is no change from his neck to his skull

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  3. Daniel's read is that Sarah is desperate to stay on the show

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  4. Andi tweeted that she "speaks two languages, English and truth." *burn

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  5. Daniel really, really is.... dumb

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    1. Daniel is so dumb that he thinks manual labor is the President of Mexico

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    2. He's so dumb that he thinks a Canadian border pays rent

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    3. You'll be here all night!

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  6. Jeebus. I look up to a Nick crotch shot

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  7. Sorry guys, I can't make it at all tonight! I'll try to make up for it on the recap!

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  8. Loose lips sink ships, Carly

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    1. "You're the guy that I would trust to watch my purse when I need to go pee. Can we be friends?"

      I maaaaaay have gotten some variation of that speech on several occasions.

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    2. Don't worry. It only stings for a decade or so.

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  10. Hang on tight, Sarah. Oh......

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  11. Should he stay... or should he go?

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  12. Brandon making blind references. NOT COOL. MAN!

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  13. NOBODY there has a poker face

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  14. Evan is going to break in to a makeout sesh??

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  15. Evan. Evan Evan Evan. You are going after the one lady that is deep down Josh's throat? Really? Put those rocks in your pocket, buddy.

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  16. Sarah only gets pecks on the lips ever

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  17. Oh no, Sarah is dating dewds on a dating show

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  18. Thank you for that shitty analogy, Daniel!!!

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    1. Swoop in and, uh, show them how curling is properly done.

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  19. I hope Daniel isn't shitting her.

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    1. Don't kid yourself. Of course he is. He gave her his rose and barely had spoken a word to her

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  20. This is like the Parent Trap, but with idiotic bimbos

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    1. I kinda like the Idiotic bimbo twins...

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  21. Am I the only one that thinks a bunch of late twenty yr olds having a makeout party is weird?

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  22. He just bathed in cologne. She may say yes if her eyes don't feel like they have been maced.

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  23. I don't see this ending up well, Evan

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  24. Are they editing Amanda and Josh on a loop, or are they really making out all day and night?

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  25. Oh Twinsie, I'm sure you NEVER get what you want!

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  26. Are you watching the after show?

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    1. I am trying, but I'm not to sure how much of it I can take

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  27. Hahahaha. Love the porn music!

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  28. When someone is puking, you don't give them a body rub, Evan

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  29. I'm tapping out. Sorry. This is no The Talking Dead.

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