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Oh, yay. A twin is gonna cry
Let's ask Brandon which one!
Grant is covered, hey??
Hahhahah I love Christian's entrance and that Evan is eating a banana
I thought he was gonna deepthroat it
You know they edited that out
Evan creeps me out
She is knowing Josh all right
But not biblically, look how far apart they are physically?!
Amanda was too ready for that; hahahhaha
An excuse to bail
Chapped lips are no joke
Awkward Dick Doctor. That is a name that sticks
Is he flexing as he eats pizza?
Why was there a piece of pizza missing??
A pizza with no topping is the best he's ever had?
Shuddup Josh, nobody cares about your stoopid pizza!
Aww and Amanda makes it Evan's fault
Was she rubbing cayenne into the corners of her eyes?
You deserve someone ELSE so great, not me, I dig dbagsSays Amanda
Nice guys are BORING
"I want EXCITEMENT!!"
7 years later... "It's not his fault. Sometimes I do things that make him mad."
Remember when you were 25 and you mistook immaturity for excitement?
He/she is so crazy and unpredictable. It's awesome!
Enjoy kissing pizza lips for the rest of the night
That was the most obvious brushoff ever and he took it as hope
Talking with a mouf full of pizza is so sexy
Sooo cool brah
As Josh smacks away on his pizza while interviewing
Josh is lecturing on maturity?
Back . hair . removal
Shaving backs... Daniel is LOVING that
Nick is cute but all his hair is pubey, huh?
Is constant kissing Josh's way of marking his cattle? I mean, woman.
I don't know how she can take it
Josh's shirt is SOAKED
I hope Christian says SEXY 8 times
There you are!
Moar kissing. Lock it down, boys
Oh great, Sarah is Daniel's best friend!
Daniel is nervous. What do you do with a girl??
Close your eyes and pretend she has a penis, Danny
Slip into Greco-Roman wrestling gear and oil up?
Oh such a bad kiss from Daniel
^^^ see above
NOT EVEN PRODUCERS CAN TELL YOU APART, FERGUSONS
Take your double rejection and try to leave with some dignity, Evan
Remember when you were 27 and faking a romance and you'd rather gossip about other couples than throw down with the woman you're with?
Cuz tattle tales always work out on this show
Don't pretend your intentions are honourable, Evan. You are trying to undermine Josh for personal gain.
I call producer shenanigans
"Did you know his ex wrote a book? You should tell Amanda, she deserves to know, doncha think? Mention emotional abuse a lot!"
I like Lace's dress
Everyone warns Amanda about Josh *Amanda wants Josh even more*
He's misunderstood! I'm the only one who gets him!
"I can change him"
"He'd never do that to ME!"
The gossip chain is rolling, woo woo!!
Evan got beat up by our other alpha male with anger management issues too, right? Maybe he needs the Greco-Roman gear
The anger management issue guys tend to pick their targets carefully. Rarely do they tangle with someone bigger.
But Evan was hanging around Chad and going through his luggage and poking at him
Not saying that Evan isn't a weasly dick
Trying to look at it from a female perspective, if a woman kept following around abusive dudes: would I blame her and suggest she gets off onnit? Probably not
Because there was no reason to inject himself into all that
"A real and genuine connection." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Did Josh just use God again
OUR CONNECTION IS IN GOD'S PLAN!
He keeps saying "I found out about this book."
That's what I keep wondering
How didja find out about it, Evan?? Since you haven't read it?
"You keep saying stuff like that." LOL
I can't with Josh
To put it in hippie terms.... I get bad vibes from him.
Matt Lauer would call him glib
Josh is out douching Evan. Huh
Nick sliding in there, leaning on Josh's sweat-soaked pillow
Amanda doesn't want to talk about Andi's book any more
Andi posts these zen tweets after these episodes. It's awesome
She's on a boat MFers!
She's got her flippy floppys!
Josh is straight up making copies!
And Josh is the paragon of maturity. Also, how many times did he say connection?
Amanda trying to fake thinking
She bad at it
Please, Amanda. We ALL know what you're gonna do.
She sounds exactly like Reese Witherspoon
I don't think this is Carly's show either
*bites tongue super hard*
Don't hurt yourself!
I almost did!
They don't show the occupation for anyone else, but love Evan's title
Oh Evan. You just need to be true to yourself. And your boyfriend
SHE PICKED JOSH. WHAT A SURPRISE!
No way! Amanda still picked Josh!
Did not see that coming
They love the word "amazing"
Christian's just slightly creepy
It's the intensity in the eyes
Carly go for Christian?
Evan??? WTH, Carly. You spent the last half of the previous episode bad mouthing him
She knows he'll pick her next go round
That is exactly what I was thinking
Carly going for the long game
Pubey sad :(
Now Whatshisface sad :(
I'm still all, Brendan WHO
Whatshispickle says whut?
Christian def creepy
But he's a grown assed man
What signals, Brandon. The same ones that encourage stalkers?
But which sister sent him home?
Josh loves saying "connection"
Josh doesn't know what Nick's issue is with him...
"I'm blond. Fake boobs. And put out with ease. I never get what I want."
...how does one put out WITHOUT ease?
Yeah. Sometimes when you rush a comment, it doesn't work out that well...
To think Caila was the Bachelorette for a hot minute until they fired her butt. Rude!
Fired her for what?
For JoJo! She was supposedly too boring
There's another hour yet
Nick just said "Remember when ..." hahahahaha
Hahahahha like me!
Sam Cassell balls!
She is only a little bit older than Megan. If she ever acted that vacuous...
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Everyone working on their melanoma
What does condescending mean?
Ignorance is ADORABLE!
...I don't get it
The women don't like her because the men like her. Lol
The blondes are on the offensive
She wet her wall down? What??!!??
She really does have good hair. LOL
I already forgot her!
Who is this old man trying to sell me blood thinners? Something to do with basketball. TTM? Little help?
A Laker back when it meant something, lifer like Kobe Bryant
"Can I borrow you for a sec.." What? Why not say can I talk to you?
Sweet means dumb, right? It's the code?
You're good at this! Like a Navajo code talker.
Caila was sweet, but snooze fest TBH
Awwwwww. Poor guy wants it both ways
"Only if it's cool with you."
At least Emily was cool about it
What was she gonna say?
Now she's losing it
So! Many! Fake! Lashes!
It's Pageant Queen vs Barbie Doll on BiP!
Did it look like he was gonna take a header off the horse just before they edit cut?
One of those bewbs is coming out
Is that an order?
Just happened to find a coconut, straws, and drink parasols on a deserted beach.
Oh! Jared actually made a move!
Daniel just wants to play with the boys
What the entire F?
High school makeout party
Oh yay! Sleeze alert!