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Here I is
get your garlic, the Tears Vampire is here
Princess VKardashian is so ANNOYING
Ashley is on fiyah tonight!
Daniel's mouth dropped open
Oxygen mask and inept IV insertion...
Eating . a . banana
Canadians DO love their maple syrup
The kids wandered by during the maple syrup: WHY IS HE WASTING MAPLE SYRUP???
Because he's from Vancouver
Respect Quebec yo
Jared peeling like Evan's banana
WHY ALL THE FAKE LASHES???
Keeps the flies away
Crying has become her schtick
Three times...a day
Jared looks THRILLED
Snow White does too
Jared's face tells it all
Ashley sweating like Josh in church
It's God's plan!
I love Caila's pineapple swimsuit. Want.
Jared was stolen away
Well... no boogers up there
Diary counts as #2
This crying bullshit has gotten old already
Have a drank and enjoy the non-manufacturered producer manipulation. Ahem.
This is so effing contrived. Crying with a parrot.
Holy space, Batman!
I do love how the show laughs at itself and the contestants though. #TheyKnow
I totally would put up with part of a pair of glasses
And I forgot Caila already
Caila doesn't owe you ANYTHING
Soooooo Ashley is angry that there are other women on a dating show?
Awesome! Bai Ashley!
Dear bob. She KNEW he'd be there and other women would be too! I hate Jared for being an enabler too.
Hahahha I just said that!
And Jared, who has never been interested in Ashley, and has only been kind: has to suck this shite up again
No way. He enabled big time.
He's pressured to be the nice guy and has yo entertain this bullshit again
Yep. He should have never given her the time of day, but I agree; he's a sweet guy and tried.
Wait. Jenny is hot and all the mens will want her?
Well. Ya got me!
Daniel's mouth dropped open and EVERYTHING
Daniel is just not...
Jorge's advice is as bad as the parrot's
Sarah. This is not your show
I just don't SEE it about Caila??
But the NOSE? ?
PfftHE DOESN'T SPEAK FOR ALL OF US!!
She is a virgin. PERFECT! Daniel won't even have to feign wanting to sleep with her.
I bet Nick DOES have Daniel's eye
He's totes not kidding
Men with virgin fetishes are soooooo creeppyy
But why does #EverybodyLovesJared
Caila kinda looks like Tia Carrere. Neither one do it for me.
SoJared can't date ANYONE because someone he has no interest in won't give up
What is Canadian sex, Daniel?
Leave your Sorels on and apologize afterwards?
Just stop talking, Daniel
Men in makeup.... you have Daniel's attention
He didn't save the virgin. Oh well.
He was too busy hoping the men would carry him away.
Hand hovering over the Mute button...
"Look at us. We're so into each other."
Everyone is super cute on this show
Jen is very pretty
I do not see it. At all.
I think it's the dimples
Dimples do not a beauty make.
I think she has a gorgeous face and at least she doesn't have exactly the same hair as everyone
Hubs thinks she's a hottie too. Eye of the beholder. I think Caila is purty.
You're not sarcastic, Daniel, you're a moron. There is a difference.
He's kinda got dead eyes
It's like he's trolling everyone and nobody knows how to handle it
Pubey lit up!
Awww and he got the date
I love that bastage! Good on him!
That was sweet
I hope he finds love finally!
Guuuurl, you put down that Koolaid right NOW!!
Wow. What a fateful coincidence
Oh god yes, deception is SO ROMANTIC
She looks like a soap actress I remember from a million years ago! Must research!
Carly checked her contract
Carly can't speak English all of the sudden.
Awwww she muscled past her gag reflex to settle for Evan, so romanticTrue wuv
That crab is a c*ckblock!
Wait: you should introduce Jen to Josh to make sure she doesn't want him instead, Nick
God I love the producers and their crabs. LOL
Beth from The Walking Dead has a new show!! Conviction
Jillian's Black Box!
Crying alone in bed...with a mic pack on...
I'm all alone!
Uh oh. Daniel gonna pick Crybaby and send Sarah packing.
Because a hymen trumps a stump
Daniel looks like an alien character actor from Deep Space Nine with only part of the special effects makeup removed
Hahhahahha did Caila just check her watch while talking to Jared?? Lol
Body language says Caila thinks HAYULL NO
HAHHAHAHA me and Nick have the same face right now
Now I know why she is a virgin. It's not by choice. Her personality is grating. Every guy flees before second base
Oh shit. I missed count. #6?
"Why are you making it about me?"
JUST TELL HER YOU WILL NEVER LOVE HER. JFC
Feels so much better
Somebody stab me in the ear with an icepick. Please
Where am I ever gonna find another you? Bahahahaha
None of Josh's shirts do up all the way, huh?