Monday, 22 August 2016

BWW: Bachelor in Paradise S3:E6

Are you guys ready for some more completely unscripted shenanigans with our drunken suitors?



Me too!

Rolling at 6 pm BST! The last recap is up here, in case you missed it! BiP S3:E5 Recap

179 comments:

  1. Woohoo! Kardashley is back!

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    1. And she has cried 5-7 times already. I lost count. Reno may know.

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    2. Im all caught up and I think you may be right. Although I did fall aslep during the last ep so we may have missed a few tears here and there.

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  2. Wait: does it look like I swing both ways above?

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  3. Did I miss last epi? I don't remember new dewds

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  4. So glad her mascara appears to be tear-proof

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  5. I STALKED YOU TO GET OVER YOU

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  6. Like really soggy Immersion Therapy

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  7. I've got some outside BiP goss! Ashley and Jared went on vacay together back in July, after this was filmed.

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  8. NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN BEING WITH YOU

    *tearful breath*

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  9. Tears as emotional blackmail. Awesome

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  10. Honestly

    Ashley makes me question my life's path

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    1. What horrible choices have I made that I end up watching this one cry AGAIN for more hours of my life?

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    2. You think you have potential as a tearful contestant?

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    3. Oh.... thanks. Now I'm questioning my path. Appreciate it.

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  11. Love the wailing into the background

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  12. Oh for the love of god, I can't believe Carly is selling this romance with Evan

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  13. Evan creeps me out so much when he laughs

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    1. He seems the type to snap in a mean sort of way.

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    2. And then yell. And angrily smash things. "YOU JUST DON"T UNDERSTAND!"

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  14. Daniel... please don't talk. "Precious golds..."

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    1. Because she has a bagina. Poor Daniel needs a metro dude to crush on

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  16. Give me a big one ton put in my mouth. Errrr

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  17. Oh yes! The twins will get a MIRACLE!

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  18. I'm sorry I just don't like Sarah

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    1. Did she get extensions?

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    2. Sarah can't sell the lies well enough

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  19. You're not gonna vomit! Probably!

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  20. Daniel is a heck of a lot cuter than you, twin whose name we don't know.

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    1. Nooo!I think he's pretty cute!

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    2. Ooooooooooooooooooo. JS is sweet on Dannnnniel. JS is sweet on Dannnnnniel.

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    3. NO! Daniel said Jared is ugly!

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  22. Awwwww. Daniel gonna make everything all right. And.... brings up the virginity aspect again.

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    1. And he just went up to the line, crossed it, and then ran another 100 meters.

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    1. I could follow Daniel's advice

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  24. What's not supposed to happen at 40?

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    1. Wearing cowboy boots with leather fringes?

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  25. I'm sorry, but Daniel is cracking me the F up!

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    1. I refuse to believe he is actually that obtuse. I am betting the producers said "You're numbers are strong. People dislike you in a good ratings way. Run with it. Have fun."

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  26. Poor Sarah. She can't make herself use more tongue to solidify her position

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  27. People keep talking about how gorgeous Jen is but I just don't see it.

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  28. Lace with the worst extensions in Bach history

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    1. Do you remember Jubilee's awful, awful lace-front?

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  29. Really solidified couples... until fresh meat is introduced.

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  30. I hate people for all the same reasons Ashley hates people. Stop smiling so damn much!

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  31. That's handy Ashley and Caila were right next to each other!

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  32. Emily and Haley are just sooooo young

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    1. "Thank you for picking me. Please don't make me kiss you again."

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    1. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

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    2. I think she is trying to rile up the old folks."

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    3. She's this generations greatest actress! No way is she actually crying. No puffy eyes, eyelashes still intact, not a makeup smudge or tear track in sight. Give her the Oscar!

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  34. Daniel already said he found the twins boring and annoying

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  35. Maybe it's time to retire, Sarah

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  36. I don't know why you were there, either, Ashley

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  37. Don't worry Ash, you only say goodbye until July!

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  38. It looks like she's laughing if you mute it!

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    1. She's laughing at the foolishness of love

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  39. "PLease stop the car, but make sure there is a camera man handily placed down the road."

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  40. Everyone's smiles get a little more fixed

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  41. Everyone should turn their backs on her like the Amish. BiP shunning.

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  42. What makes you special, Ashley. Other that the ratings reports?

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  43. she opened her mind in that 5 minutes!

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  44. Huzzah the Ashley lives on!

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  45. Right now, Sarah is thinking "WTF? All I had to do is walk back in there?"

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  46. I knew she wasn't leaving!

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  47. Be Your Best Self

    hahaha Nick's awesome

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  48. How fortuitous. Fresh meat for Ashley

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  49. Hahahaha Ashley sucking in her non-existent belleh

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  50. LMAO "I forgot his name...huh...Carl! That's his name. It's same as mine. Carl."

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  51. Did he just...give his measurements??

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    1. I think he is 32 and she is 23. Making sure age difference ok with her. But it DID sound like he was.

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  52. I can see into the future and I can see that Izzy is going to ditch the Vin

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  53. Okay guys, I'm oot! There's another post in the hopper, publish as needed! Have fun!

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  54. Huh? Brett? Don't see that!

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  55. Ohhhhhhh. So HE'S the heterosexual male hair stylist!

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    1. Vinny. You can't tell by looking at his hair though

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  56. Damn I was kind of liking slithery snake Caila

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    1. I think she's so pretty.

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    2. She also has really fantastic hair

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    1. Daniel talking does NOT alleviate my confusion

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  58. Daniel wants Jared all for himself

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  59. Ashley's bikini bottom looks like a bagina shield.

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  60. I love how faded Carl's tats are at 32. He gonna look awesome at 52.

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  61. Ashley knows what's best for Jared

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  62. Riding him like Sea Biscuit. Hahahahahaha

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  63. Jared encourages her. He deserves everything he gets.

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  64. It would be more interesting if they showed Caila vibing him.

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  65. Here comes Caila to spoil it!

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    1. At least we don't have Ashley wracked by sobs

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    2. Oh shit, I may have spoken too soon

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    1. It's not stalking if you love the person!

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  67. Sorry, got caught up medicating kittens!

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  68. Daniel sounds like he has all the great lines

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  69. She's not into you, she wants to use you as a shield against Daniel

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  70. C'mon, twin. You were more than happy to use Daniel to stay safe.

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  71. A magical horse? That would be a unicorn

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  72. Ryan seems nice! I don't remember a single thing about him from Kaitlyn's season but he seems like a decent fellow

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    1. Those aren't lashes; those are whisk brooms

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  74. Don't have the bubbler going in the hot tub. It drowns out the mics

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  75. Vinny, you may want to consult a bit with JS

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  76. I mean it is paradise and you should explore what you want but I do feel for Vinny

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  77. Man. Vinny with his math percentages is making my head spin.

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    1. Damnit, Grant. Don't be a math enabler

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  78. Noooo my app stopped working!

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  79. Vinny is much more handsome and manly than Brett. I DON'T GET IT

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