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Woohoo! Kardashley is back!
And she has cried 5-7 times already. I lost count. Reno may know.
Im all caught up and I think you may be right. Although I did fall aslep during the last ep so we may have missed a few tears here and there.
Wait: does it look like I swing both ways above?
It's ok. We're all friends here. No judging
Did I miss last epi? I don't remember new dewds
Evan loves him some banana
So glad her mascara appears to be tear-proof
Oh god. It's still crying
I STALKED YOU TO GET OVER YOU
If you don't love me, I'll kill myself
Like really soggy Immersion Therapy
I've got some outside BiP goss! Ashley and Jared went on vacay together back in July, after this was filmed.
With Jade and Tanner too!
NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN BEING WITH YOU*tearful breath*
Tears as emotional blackmail. Awesome
HonestlyAshley makes me question my life's path
What horrible choices have I made that I end up watching this one cry AGAIN for more hours of my life?
You think you have potential as a tearful contestant?
Oh.... thanks. Now I'm questioning my path. Appreciate it.
Almost-kisses from Jared
Love the wailing into the background
Oh for the love of god, I can't believe Carly is selling this romance with Evan
Evan creeps me out so much when he laughs
He seems the type to snap in a mean sort of way.
Like, snap and cry?
And then yell. And angrily smash things. "YOU JUST DON"T UNDERSTAND!"
Daniel... please don't talk. "Precious golds..."
Because she has a bagina. Poor Daniel needs a metro dude to crush on
Need to be spanked.
Give me a big one ton put in my mouth. Errrr
He's trying so HARD!!
Oh yes! The twins will get a MIRACLE!
Rats in Harlow wigs...
I'm sorry I just don't like Sarah
This is not her show
Did she get extensions?
Sarah can't sell the lies well enough
You're not gonna vomit! Probably!
Daniel is a heck of a lot cuter than you, twin whose name we don't know.
Daniel. Lol he's ugly
Nooo!I think he's pretty cute!
Ooooooooooooooooooo. JS is sweet on Dannnnniel. JS is sweet on Dannnnnniel.
NO! Daniel said Jared is ugly!
Awwwww. Daniel gonna make everything all right. And.... brings up the virginity aspect again.
And he just went up to the line, crossed it, and then ran another 100 meters.
Slut it up a little
I could follow Daniel's advice
What's not supposed to happen at 40?
Wearing cowboy boots with leather fringes?
I'm sorry, but Daniel is cracking me the F up!
I refuse to believe he is actually that obtuse. I am betting the producers said "You're numbers are strong. People dislike you in a good ratings way. Run with it. Have fun."
Poor Sarah. She can't make herself use more tongue to solidify her position
People keep talking about how gorgeous Jen is but I just don't see it.
I think she's very pretty
I don't see it with Caila
THANK YOU, J!
Lace with the worst extensions in Bach history
Do you remember Jubilee's awful, awful lace-front?
Really solidified couples... until fresh meat is introduced.
I hate people for all the same reasons Ashley hates people. Stop smiling so damn much!
That's handy Ashley and Caila were right next to each other!
What a lucky coincidence!
He'll pick Ash
Emily and Haley are just sooooo young
"Thank you for picking me. Please don't make me kiss you again."
Noooo save Ashley!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
I think she is trying to rile up the old folks."
She's this generations greatest actress! No way is she actually crying. No puffy eyes, eyelashes still intact, not a makeup smudge or tear track in sight. Give her the Oscar!
Daniel already said he found the twins boring and annoying
Maybe it's time to retire, Sarah
Honestly, Sarah, AGAIN
I don't know why you were there, either, Ashley
That is crazy
Don't worry Ash, you only say goodbye until July!
It looks like she's laughing if you mute it!
She's laughing at the foolishness of love
"PLease stop the car, but make sure there is a camera man handily placed down the road."
Everyone's smiles get a little more fixed
Nice use of rictus!
Everyone should turn their backs on her like the Amish. BiP shunning.
What makes you special, Ashley. Other that the ratings reports?
she opened her mind in that 5 minutes!
Huzzah the Ashley lives on!
Right now, Sarah is thinking "WTF? All I had to do is walk back in there?"
I knew she wasn't leaving!
Be Your Best Selfhahaha Nick's awesome
How fortuitous. Fresh meat for Ashley
Hahahaha Ashley sucking in her non-existent belleh
LMAO "I forgot his name...huh...Carl! That's his name. It's same as mine. Carl."
Did he just...give his measurements??
I think he is 32 and she is 23. Making sure age difference ok with her. But it DID sound like he was.
I can see into the future and I can see that Izzy is going to ditch the Vin
Okay guys, I'm oot! There's another post in the hopper, publish as needed! Have fun!
Reno! Do we like Brett?
Not from hotness!
He's too manufactured - like douchey - fashion wise
Errr speak for yourself
Huh? Brett? Don't see that!
Ohhhhhhh. So HE'S the heterosexual male hair stylist!
We've got two now!
Who's the other one?
Vinny. You can't tell by looking at his hair though
Damn I was kind of liking slithery snake Caila
I think she's so pretty.
She also has really fantastic hair
I am so confused
You and Brett both
Daniel talking does NOT alleviate my confusion
Daniel wants Jared all for himself
Ashley's bikini bottom looks like a bagina shield.
I love how faded Carl's tats are at 32. He gonna look awesome at 52.
Ashley knows what's best for Jared
Riding him like Sea Biscuit. Hahahahahaha
Jared encourages her. He deserves everything he gets.
It would be more interesting if they showed Caila vibing him.
Caila having the guilts
Here comes Caila to spoil it!
At least we don't have Ashley wracked by sobs
Oh shit, I may have spoken too soon
It's not stalking if you love the person!
Sorry, got caught up medicating kittens!
Daniel sounds like he has all the great lines
She's not into you, she wants to use you as a shield against Daniel
Ryan looks like a DILF
C'mon, twin. You were more than happy to use Daniel to stay safe.
A magical horse? That would be a unicorn
Ryan seems nice! I don't remember a single thing about him from Kaitlyn's season but he seems like a decent fellow
UGHH those lashes!!
Those aren't lashes; those are whisk brooms
TheY are SO drunk
Don't have the bubbler going in the hot tub. It drowns out the mics
Vinny, you may want to consult a bit with JS
Izzy is swooning
I'm like, like...like
Aw Vin, don't cry!
I mean it is paradise and you should explore what you want but I do feel for Vinny
Yeah. They were pretty solid.
Man. Vinny with his math percentages is making my head spin.
Damnit, Grant. Don't be a math enabler
Noooo my app stopped working!
Vinny is much more handsome and manly than Brett. I DON'T GET IT