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You had a date, Carly! You threw up after!
I'd pick me!
You know, she almost could!
...rat in a Harlow wig mad
Laser hate coming out of Boobsie Twins eyes!
First he borrows her. Now he steals her
"She cares a lot..." *insert music by Faith No More*
Em. Don't force it, babe.
Their date was so painful...
There is a whole world of baginas out there for Jarrod to explore.
I wanna cry because I look cute right now?
I DON'T wanna cry because u wanna look cute right now.
But she's so BORING when she talks! It can't be just hair and boobs, lady!
She doesn't have anything to SAY
I'm sorry. I have the giggles at poor Em.
There is something wrong with you, it's called personality
Must hurt when she is so much prettier than others.
It's so haaaaard
This is making me miss UnREAL
You said she was CRAZY ans no fanks, Grant!
Just me being me!
Oh wait. Wrong dewd
Wouldn't it have been better if the twins went on a double date? Imagine the wacky hijinks. Plus the producers could hint at a very kinky foursome.
INCEST IS GROSS CHUCK
I didn't say I wanted it, just that the sleazy producers would love to hint at it. I am thinking UnReal again.
But Evan! And wine!
There is a path to falling in love with Izzy. It involves desperation and alcohol.
In it to Vin it
MIXED MESSAGES CARLY
I'm much more impressed by self-awareness, yo
Evan needs to lose the mustache
I'M JUST GOING TO SHOUT THE LAST 20 MINUTES
Wine hook up!
She likes Evan after she's been drinking
Not enough for kisses
So I see
1:41 or something like that
"Don't be weird." And stop dry humping her thigh, Evan.
It's not weird that he wants a kiss, Carly
Oh Evan. Never change
Oh look. We get to see a producer
What is that producer wearing? Was she surfing in between takes?
Ha! I was just asked why the producer was wearing a bathing suit.
I said,it's Mexico and hot?
I thought she was a lovetestant!
And chewing Kodiak. Round tin in back pocket
If only ya'll read spoilers too. Sigh.
Is that why you were biting your tongue? I thought you learnt your lesson after Reality Steve kilt your 'puter!
Didn't learn from that guy!
Wow...really late to this party! Did Carly finally kill Evan?!?
Woo hoo HGM!Almoooostttt
Only with her rejection
With her wishy washy ways!
This makes for GREAT Tv... says the producers
Carly can't even keep the smirk off her face
"Just trying to be a mannnnn."
I saw that. *producer whispers "Look worried"*
Um. Evan's AWAKE
MIXED MESSAGES, CARLY
Speaking as a guy... those are great!
Florence Nightingale effect in the weirdest way.
BACK TO SHOUTING
I'VE BEEN TO SENOR FROGS!
Didja cover yourself with foam?
No it wasn't 1985
I've been too!
I don't remember foam in 1985. But the bars I was in wasn't playing that kind of music.
Madi just said she wants to go to a foam bar and asked if I've been. I said I'd never heaRd of it and she said o_0
It was on Below Deck last season: More Foam, Bosun! And also super popular in gay bars
I DID drink in gay bars because they were a bit lax on checking IDs
Who does shots hanging out in a Mexican bar? Wait.....
Because its not 1985, Izzy
Lace is gonna get her crazy on!
What did that girl do? I was too busy rolling my eyes
Throw drank on her
I thought he said "have an episiotomy on stand by." Almost did a spit take.
Nick and I are bored!!
Nick sadly walking on the beach again
Cue promo cut.
Cue Amanda and Josh moaning
Gymnast landed a gig promoting Tide detergent already
Awww. Pizza topping on the dick is cute and hilarious
How juvenile! Lol I mean. I laughed.
"The ball's in your court." Danielspeak for "do you know how to beard?"
Crying Ashley is back
I think she only has armpit virginity
It's like BiP hates us
NOW THIS ISN'T BORING TTM!
It's Ashley! And Jared! And now Caila! And and Carly sorta likes Evan! What's not to like?
Daniel wishes the sweaty Aztecs would have kidnapped him
MEXICAN IS NOT S LANGUAGE
Well, not in Canada
Fo you think he speaks Mexican?
That's enough sweating & crying for me. Night, all!