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I hope this is the most shocking BiP.... EVER
Middle likes Vinny's intro
Jared really is into the wide striped tank tops
Cue deep thoughts piano music
Our committed relationship these two weeks
In reality show time, that is like 4 of our years
Second mortgage time
"Vinny! It goes beyond just a tingling in my bagina."
So tell him what you're unsure about!
Just finished reading chapters 1-3 of The Odyssey for tomorrow and then having to clean the nasty laminate because the old sofas were just removed for new one. I'm SALTY
And can empty living room with laminate SOUNDS AWFUL
Chips? Chips for the lady!
Good thinking! But, maybe vodka. Yeah.Vodka.
She needs crying lessons from Ashley. I wasn't feeling it without the heart-wracking sobs.
No Vinny, NOOOO
Wait. Is Vinny walking out?
Cry me a river, lady. Beyotch, please.
I think she did the right thing, you know, just maybe not EXACTLY in the right way
Just the crying because she hurt HIM
Right??? It's so haaaarrrrddd on me that HIS heart is broken
I always think of Jade's labia
I mean, I think that is what you were thinking. No judging.
No no you're right!
"It can work!" So how long have they been together? 7 months?
Jade & Tanner--- Professional Couples Therapists
Now with more labia.
Sometimes I think about Tanner's scrotum...
They know everything about relationships now!
They're are old hands at the relationship game.
Morning, Ashley. I have your man. Love you. Mean it!
Omigod Amanda almost said something! Smother her with your tongue, Josh!
Shhhhhhhhh! *slobber slobber*
Jade with the "I'm listening" lip bite
Oh come ON
Does Jared have any shirts that aren't wide striped tanks?
Four day relationship: she wants to know his feelings NOW
It's BiP! FF!
"Oral dam. Yes? No?"
She has REAL FOUR DAY FEELINGS for him! God.
Make a move, Nick! Sheese!
The Enchanted Lagoon. If Jade and Tanner can fall in love there...
Probably a Celtic stone circle under the water. Or Mayan jaguar princess carving.
So much sweat glitter!
Oh. And water.
I can't believe he's still talking to Ashley after how she talked about Caila
I can. He's the worst, I've decided.
Her hair really is fabulous. I mean.
It's televised. No skinny dipping
I wonder how much Calvin Klein paid?
GOING TO LITERALLY MURDER ME
As opposed to figuratively?
I do not think she knows what literally means.
Is Evan saying he use to be a Fcuk Machine?
I misses it!
They just can't pass up an opportunity to display Evan's profession. Have they showed anyone else's?
Are they dropping Peyote and using a sweat lodge?
Nice Mayan woo woo ookie ookie stuff
Not one of these again. She did the, what, sex position thing with Ben?
Two Turtles Embracing the Rainbow..... pg 32
Wasn't it it the hippy gal?
Sooo sweaty and romanticDude, take me to Alaska
That wouldn't be so bad if the other dudes weren't there. And the cameramen
CarlyLadyBoner isn't edgy any more
Now wide-on on the other hand....
God, who WAS that on CDaN?? Someone kept trying to make that a thing
What's up with the cleansing water?
The only listeria free water on the penninsula
I like Nick. Ever time I see him, he's just drankin'. Lol
Chillin' watchin' the dramz
It's not disloyal to have a relationship with someone your friend is NOT DATING
Yeah, Caila is a real skank for going on BiP and dating a single guy. Uh huh.
It's like Ashley doesn't know that talking shite about someone says a LOT more about you than the other person
Please do not try to attribute self-awareness to Ashley. Thank you.
Her mentally is about 13.
Caila has just about HAD it
Jesus god, Jared is stupid AF!
I cannot with this guy. Nope.
He's just SO DUMB. And keeps letting Ashley mess with him
He asks for ALL OF IT
Jared and I. Blerg.
Ashley is next level
"Scratch her eyes out" That shit isn't funny, man
Ashley isn't entertaining ME
Run away, Caila! Run away! Far far away!
A STORM IS BREWING!
Josh going all Hulk.
Oh, silly #Twins
Ya'll watching After?
Not me! Baths and bedtimes