Tuesday, 23 August 2016

BWW: BiP S3:E7 Izzy Breaks A Heart

Rolling at 6! Get your straw!





111 comments:

  1. I hope this is the most shocking BiP.... EVER

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  2. Jared really is into the wide striped tank tops

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  3. Cue deep thoughts piano music

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  4. Our committed relationship these two weeks

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    1. In reality show time, that is like 4 of our years

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  5. "Vinny! It goes beyond just a tingling in my bagina."

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  6. So tell him what you're unsure about!

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  7. Just finished reading chapters 1-3 of The Odyssey for tomorrow and then having to clean the nasty laminate because the old sofas were just removed for new one. I'm SALTY

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    1. And can empty living room with laminate SOUNDS AWFUL

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    2. Chips? Chips for the lady!

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    3. Good thinking! But, maybe vodka. Yeah.Vodka.

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  8. She needs crying lessons from Ashley. I wasn't feeling it without the heart-wracking sobs.

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  9. Cry me a river, lady. Beyotch, please.

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  10. I think she did the right thing, you know, just maybe not EXACTLY in the right way

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    1. Just the crying because she hurt HIM

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    2. Right??? It's so haaaarrrrddd on me that HIS heart is broken

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  11. I always think of Jade's labia

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  12. "It can work!" So how long have they been together? 7 months?

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  13. Jade & Tanner--- Professional Couples Therapists

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    1. Sometimes I think about Tanner's scrotum...

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    2. They know everything about relationships now!

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    3. They're are old hands at the relationship game.

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  14. Morning, Ashley. I have your man. Love you. Mean it!

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  15. Omigod Amanda almost said something! Smother her with your tongue, Josh!

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  16. Jade with the "I'm listening" lip bite

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  17. Does Jared have any shirts that aren't wide striped tanks?

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  18. Four day relationship: she wants to know his feelings NOW

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  19. Make a move, Nick! Sheese!

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  20. The Enchanted Lagoon. If Jade and Tanner can fall in love there...

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    1. Probably a Celtic stone circle under the water. Or Mayan jaguar princess carving.

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  21. I can't believe he's still talking to Ashley after how she talked about Caila

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    1. I can. He's the worst, I've decided.

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  22. Her hair really is fabulous. I mean.

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  23. It's televised. No skinny dipping

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  24. GOING TO LITERALLY MURDER ME

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    1. As opposed to figuratively?

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    2. I do not think she knows what literally means.

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  25. Is Evan saying he use to be a Fcuk Machine?

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  26. They just can't pass up an opportunity to display Evan's profession. Have they showed anyone else's?

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  27. Are they dropping Peyote and using a sweat lodge?

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  28. Nice Mayan woo woo ookie ookie stuff

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  29. Not one of these again. She did the, what, sex position thing with Ben?

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    1. Two Turtles Embracing the Rainbow..... pg 32

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    2. Wasn't it it the hippy gal?

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  30. Sooo sweaty and romantic

    Dude, take me to Alaska

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  31. That wouldn't be so bad if the other dudes weren't there. And the cameramen

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  32. Carly

    LadyBoner isn't edgy any more

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    1. Now wide-on on the other hand....

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    2. God, who WAS that on CDaN?? Someone kept trying to make that a thing

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  33. What's up with the cleansing water?

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    1. The only listeria free water on the penninsula

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  34. I like Nick. Ever time I see him, he's just drankin'. Lol

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  35. It's not disloyal to have a relationship with someone your friend is NOT DATING

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  36. Yeah, Caila is a real skank for going on BiP and dating a single guy. Uh huh.

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  37. It's like Ashley doesn't know that talking shite about someone says a LOT more about you than the other person

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    1. Please do not try to attribute self-awareness to Ashley. Thank you.

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    2. Her mentally is about 13.

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  38. Caila has just about HAD it

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  39. Jesus god, Jared is stupid AF!

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    1. I cannot with this guy. Nope.

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    2. He's just SO DUMB. And keeps letting Ashley mess with him

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  40. "Scratch her eyes out" That shit isn't funny, man

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  41. Ashley isn't entertaining ME

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  42. Run away, Caila! Run away! Far far away!

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