Monday, 5 September 2016

BWW: Bachelor In Paradise S3:E10

It's the two-part finale of Bachelor in Paradise this week, check out last week's recap to get caught up!

Hey, I wonder how Nick and Jen made out on Bachelor in Paradise? NOW THAT HE'S BEEN NAMED AS THE NEXT BACHELOR



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    1. Was just finishing a draft! Here!

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  2. Spoiler Alert Jen: IT DOESN'T WORK OUT

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    1. No! Now I'm ruined, just ruined!

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  3. If they hadn't said the chicken thing I would have no idea who the hell she is

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  4. Really? They gonna bring someone on the last week?

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  5. They're still bringing in more "daters"??

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  6. Awwww, Nick. I bet it did their relationship a world of good!

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    1. That fortune tellers career is ruined if she tells them they'll be together forever.

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  7. This whole epi is silly now that we know about Nick

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    1. I do want to know the third engaged couple!

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  8. So I made roasted Mexican street corn this evening and it was positively delicious. I don't even like corn. Just wanted to share.

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  9. Recipe or it didn't happen! Email me!

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  10. He's thinking he just got cast as the Bachelor!

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    1. I wonder if they told that fortune teller what to say

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  11. Manage your expectations, Jen

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  12. Of course she's an expert! She has a table and fringe and EVERYTHING

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  13. So next time I meet a rando card reader that tells me and partner we're bad news, imma be all, K thanks Bai to him!

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  14. I'm surprised the fortune teller didn't sense that Nick's on the verge of a whole new opportunity!

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    1. She missed a golden opportunity!

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    1. That ass grab was one thousand times more realistic than Josh and Amanda making out for weeks with ten bibles between them

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  16. Lauren needs to tone down on the tanner. My eyes!

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  17. My sister just said, "this is mean but Izzy looks like the troll from Halloweentown"

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  18. Here I am! Sorry. All this travel. I was thinking it was Sunday

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    1. You're late!

      Nothing has happened

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    2. Has Jorge offered sage advice yet?

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    3. Not yet. You're in time!

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  19. Izzy won't be mad that the guy she dumped her guy for based on looks is dumping her based on looks, she'll understand!

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  20. Look. I like somebody better, you get it, right?

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  21. Oh lordy. Here come the tears.

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  22. Move on

    From what we had

    I guess

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  23. Hey! She looks a bit like old school Jennifer Grey there!

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  24. She put herself out there. Ashley crying lessons paid off

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    1. I KNOW! WAS JUST GONNA SAY!

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    2. Shit. She's just feeling started from rejection. If Brett hadn't of dumped her she'd have stayed her ass right there all lovesick over him.

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    3. Vinny was actually pretty funny!

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    4. Vinny was great! She fd up!

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  26. Shot every time someone says "connection"

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    1. No can do. Ship. Sailed. Train. Station left.

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  27. Izzy does not look good with red eyes

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  28. Ohhhh, Izzy was SCARED, not MORE ATTRACTED to Brett

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  29. Izzy: Where's mah runner-up???

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  30. Fortunately she has room for souvenirs; not having to pack underwear

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  31. Izzy: Hey, Vinny, the guy I dumped you for dumped me like ten minutes ago, seriously, there are like skid marks on my ass; can I come cuddle with you?

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    1. Also... skid marks was probably not the best choice of words

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    1. You got a problem, yo I'll solve it!

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    2. Check out my waltz while Len lowballs me

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    3. "Frozen frozen water.. too cold."

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    4. Hahahahaha my sister taught Wee to say "Ice ice baby" when he crosses ice

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  33. You should just stahp, Izzy

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  34. "Oh.. Izzy. Glad you called. Listen. I'm knee deep in poon right now. Can I call you back?"

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  35. So little time has passed that Vinny probably hasn't even left paradise yet

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    1. He is in the paradise suite with some Ukrainian hookers.

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    2. No, Shushanna is still on the show

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    3. Pfft, that's RUSSIAN. Know your former Soviet bloc prossies

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    4. Oof. I spelled that shit so wrong.

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  36. They dropped her off in the barrio?

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  37. Now I'm trying to see ginch line

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  38. We're going to watch her eat chicken...

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  39. Green dress, purple lipstain

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  40. My finger hurts from violently muting Ashley

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  41. Wells weighs like a buckten, huh?

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    1. The only way to know is to have him lie on top of me. For science

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    2. He blinded her with SCIENCE

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  42. I thought whatever the hell Ashley is holding was a mutant hand for far too long

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  43. I feel like when you and I are together we...GAH

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  44. Awwww, Ashley has a backup stalkee!

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  45. Did anyone see the goss about Ashley and Caila this past week?

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    1. Noooo

      So. Remember how Caila just up and left after talking with Ashley last week? WELL it has been revealed that Caila confided in Amanda that she wasn't into Jared at all but would suck it up for an engagement at the end and three months of said fake engagement. Of course am a da told everyone, which is why Lace was talking shit last week, and Ashley confronted her about it. But because it happened off camera the producers edited everything to make us think the complete opposite because they didn't have proof that Caila actually said it. So Caila freaks out and tears off into the night before anyone else can blow her sweetheart image up.

      Ashley wrote a now heavily edited Cosmo blog about it and all of the other contestants backer her on the twatter. The OG blog was taken down once the producers got wind of it and all the juicy bits were taken out. BUT OF COURSE Reality Steve screencapped the blog as soon as it went up.

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    2. WOW! Those producers know their stuff! I can't say I'm surprised, but, WOW!

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    3. Imma have to look that up!

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  46. Oh whatever, Wells. You were never giving her a rose

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  47. I hate that when I get booked on the wrong reality show

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  48. Everyone bailing before they get dumped. This just proves it's not scripyed

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  49. Hit it or quit it time, Carly

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  50. I got caught up on BiP this weekend when I was sick and I feel a little bit bad that all was painful until I heard Lace say "I can't stand her" about Caila

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  51. OK, posting down here since it took me forever.

    So. Remember how Caila just up and left after talking with Ashley last week? WELL it has been revealed that Caila confided in Amanda that she wasn't into Jared at all but would suck it up for an engagement at the end and three months of said fake engagement. Of course am a da told everyone, which is why Lace was talking shit last week, and Ashley confronted her about it. But because it happened off camera the producers edited everything to make us think the complete opposite because they didn't have proof that Caila actually said it. So Caila freaks out and tears off into the night before anyone else can blow her sweetheart image up.

    Ashley wrote a now heavily edited Cosmo blog about it and all of the other contestants backer her on the twatter. The OG blog was taken down once the producers got wind of it and all the juicy bits were taken out. BUT OF COURSE Reality Steve screencapped the blog as soon as it went up

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    1. Lace saying "I can't stand that girl"?

      For someone so beautiful and smiley Caila sure is off putting

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  52. She talks like Charlie Hunnam in Sons of Anarchy

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  53. EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE TOMORROW

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  54. Amanda's henious hair and makeup makes me happier than it should

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    1. Ashley sweating does the same for me

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  55. May Lace's extensions never die

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    1. How can she see through those LASHESPIDERS?

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  56. Carly looks more excited when Lace and Grant are kissing than when Evan's moving in

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    1. I have a theory that she latched on to him because she knew she would make it to the end. Ain't no one gonna fight her for Evan and she really isn't that popular with the other dudes. Free ticket to the finale!

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    2. That's EXACTLY what I think

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    3. I dunno. I think that's true, but I think she also *fell* for him in a way. Whether it's *real* or not.

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    4. She stuck her toe in the water when Brandon came on and realised Evan was IT for this particular go-round

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  57. Uh oh Brett is giving his rose to his lamp

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    1. Brett needs to bat for the other team and be happy.

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  59. Whut? They left Wells until the end??

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  60. Aggressively accept his rose

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    1. I'd like to aggressively shove her off a cliff

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  61. Yes lord yes lord yes yes lord! Amen. Amen! AMEN!

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    1. I hate you just a tiny bit

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    2. Okay I don't. But I hate Ashley a LOT

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    3. I don't know why I love her so much but I doooo

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  62. Jami's opening scene is so bad, she's dismissed!

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  63. I don't think Nick is ready for this lifelong committment

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  64. Oh ffs when #Janner is the dream

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  65. Are you ready for wobblie mushing?

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  66. I didn't hate Caila, I just thought Lace being honest was hilarious

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  67. Link to Ashley's blog screenshots on Twitter. Its only a couple tweets down or just click on the pics

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    1. I wouldn't trust Ashley to tell me the weather if she was standing in the rain

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  68. Do we really think Ashley is still a virgin?

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    1. Do we think that this show isn't scripted?

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